Lessons you've learned

[Harry]

When you learn a lesson,  whether funny,  happy, sad, disgusting or just useful  post it here so that fellow TF365'ers dont repeat your mistakes. 

 

[Harry]

It takes around 3-4 days to re-paint a 30m picket fence. In my case 4 times longer than i bargained for and using 3 times more paint than i originally bought....

[Dave]

Don't rub your 'eyes' after chopping chilli.

[Honey Honey]

Don't cut your toe nails with your mouth open 

[I8allthepies]

Don't cook bacon shirtless

[Cure]

Don't sell your forum to a guy called Chazz. 

[Danny]

Don't get cancer, it's a ballache.

[Cure]

Don't put your dick in a toaster.

[Berserker]

3 minutes ago, Cannabis said:

I disagree, it's a wonderful sensation.

I agree, you get a free tan plus you also warm it up so that no bitch complains its cold later.

[True Blue]

Never get in a relationship with a bastard called SirBalon, because he will get married and have kids and turn straight overnight.

[Cure]

39 minutes ago, True Blue said:

Never get in a relationship with a bastard called SirBalon, because he will get married and have kids and turn straight overnight.

And he's an Arsenal fan. 

[Stan]

43 minutes ago, True Blue said:

Never get in a relationship with a bastard called SirBalon, because he will get married and have kids and turn straight overnight.

i thought he liked older women, not celebrity lookalikes

[True Blue]

16 minutes ago, Romesh said:

i thought he liked older women, not celebrity lookalikes

I thought bla bla i will fucking cut you

[Stan]

2 minutes ago, True Blue said:

I thought bla bla i will fucking cut you

for all those threats, i'm still uncut  

[Danny]

1 hour ago, Cannabis said:

I disagree, it's a wonderful sensation.

Walkers Sensations; Cheese Toastie.

[Harry]

When downloading porn remember to clear the "Downloads" folder of torrent files before your wife finds it... That's assuming, (unlike me) you even knew these files were there,  accumulating in a seperate directory from your usual download location right out in the open....

 

[Harry]

Fuck. Sake.

[Cure]

1 hour ago, Harry said:

When downloading porn remember to clear the "Downloads" folder of torrent files before your wife finds it... That's assuming, (unlike me) you even knew these files were there,  accumulating in a seperate directory from your usual download location right out in the open....

 

Didn't think Harvey was doing his private sessions again.

[God is Haaland]

2 hours ago, Berserker said:

I agree, you get a free tan plus you also warm it up so that no bitch complains its cold later.

Try some of these mate:

[Berserker]

14 minutes ago, True Bender said:

Try some of these mate:

I said cold not flaccid you cunt, anyway will consider it about 60 years down the road seeing as it's worked for you.

[God is Haaland]

How can it be cold, if it's not flaccid?

[Toinho]

12 hours ago, Romesh said:

for all those threats, i'm still uncut  

I had you down as circumcised.

[Stan]

7 hours ago, Anton said:

I had you down as circumcised.

you know that's not true. 

[Rafa Beneathus]

That Dan the Leicester City fan sniffs bike seats.

[Toinho]

Don't start a serious topic in the pub (on here).