Harry 1,225 Posted March 26, 2017 When you learn a lesson, whether funny, happy, sad, disgusting or just useful post it here so that fellow TF365'ers dont repeat your mistakes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harry 1,225 Posted March 26, 2017 It takes around 3-4 days to re-paint a 30m picket fence. In my case 4 times longer than i bargained for and using 3 times more paint than i originally bought.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Palace Fan 1,867 Posted March 26, 2017 Don't rub your 'eyes' after chopping chilli. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steve Bruce Almighty 2,951 Posted March 26, 2017 Don't cut your toe nails with your mouth open Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I8allthepies 11 Posted April 3, 2017 Don't cook bacon shirtless Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cure 194 Posted April 3, 2017 Don't sell your forum to a guy called Chazz. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Danny 1,244 Posted April 3, 2017 Don't get cancer, it's a ballache. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cure 194 Posted April 3, 2017 Don't put your dick in a toaster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Berserker 1,313 Posted April 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cannabis said: I disagree, it's a wonderful sensation. I agree, you get a free tan plus you also warm it up so that no bitch complains its cold later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
True Blue 851 Posted April 3, 2017 Never get in a relationship with a bastard called SirBalon, because he will get married and have kids and turn straight overnight. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cure 194 Posted April 3, 2017 39 minutes ago, True Blue said: Never get in a relationship with a bastard called SirBalon, because he will get married and have kids and turn straight overnight. And he's an Arsenal fan. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stan 10,946 Posted April 3, 2017 43 minutes ago, True Blue said: Never get in a relationship with a bastard called SirBalon, because he will get married and have kids and turn straight overnight. i thought he liked older women, not celebrity lookalikes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
True Blue 851 Posted April 3, 2017 16 minutes ago, Romesh said: i thought he liked older women, not celebrity lookalikes I thought bla bla i will fucking cut you 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stan 10,946 Posted April 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, True Blue said: I thought bla bla i will fucking cut you for all those threats, i'm still uncut Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Danny 1,244 Posted April 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Cannabis said: I disagree, it's a wonderful sensation. Walkers Sensations; Cheese Toastie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harry 1,225 Posted April 3, 2017 When downloading porn remember to clear the "Downloads" folder of torrent files before your wife finds it... That's assuming, (unlike me) you even knew these files were there, accumulating in a seperate directory from your usual download location right out in the open.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cure 194 Posted April 3, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Harry said: When downloading porn remember to clear the "Downloads" folder of torrent files before your wife finds it... That's assuming, (unlike me) you even knew these files were there, accumulating in a seperate directory from your usual download location right out in the open.... Didn't think Harvey was doing his private sessions again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
God is Haaland 586 Posted April 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Berserker said: I agree, you get a free tan plus you also warm it up so that no bitch complains its cold later. Try some of these mate: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Berserker 1,313 Posted April 3, 2017 14 minutes ago, True Bender said: Try some of these mate: I said cold not flaccid you cunt, anyway will consider it about 60 years down the road seeing as it's worked for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
God is Haaland 586 Posted April 3, 2017 How can it be cold, if it's not flaccid? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toinho 1,451 Posted April 3, 2017 12 hours ago, Romesh said: for all those threats, i'm still uncut I had you down as circumcised. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stan 10,946 Posted April 4, 2017 7 hours ago, Anton said: I had you down as circumcised. you know that's not true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rafa Beneathus 285 Posted April 5, 2017 That Dan the Leicester City fan sniffs bike seats. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toinho 1,451 Posted May 10, 2017 Don't start a serious topic in the pub (on here). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stan 10,946 Posted May 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Anton said: Don't start a serious topic in the pub (on here). you made a jokey comment in your own thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Devil-Dick Willie 1,738 Posted May 12, 2017 On 03/04/2017 at 11:56 AM, I8allthepies said: Don't cook bacon shirtless I disagree, it adds a fun element of pain and danger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toinho 1,451 Posted May 12, 2017 On 5/10/2017 at 10:47 PM, Stan said: you made a jokey comment in your own thread That wasn't a joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harry 1,225 Posted January 28, 2019 When your child is unusually sick, DO NOT turn to Google to try figure out what's wrong.😥😫😯 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tommy 5,203 Posted January 28, 2019 8 minutes ago, Harry said: When your child is unusually sick, DO NOT turn to Google to try figure out what's wrong.😥😫😯 Child? I've self-diagnosed myself with various forms of cancer dozens of times. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
