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Harry

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When you learn a lesson,  whether funny,  happy, sad, disgusting or just useful  post it here so that fellow TF365'ers dont repeat your mistakes. 

 

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It takes around 3-4 days to re-paint a 30m picket fence. In my case 4 times longer than i bargained for and using 3 times more paint than i originally bought....

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Don't cut your toe nails with your mouth open 

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Don't sell your forum to a guy called Chazz. :ph34r:

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40 minutes ago, Cure said:

Don't sell your forum to a guy called Chazz. :ph34r:

Finish on your wife's chest if you live in Canada, have an interest in hockey and little interest in football.

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45 minutes ago, Cure said:

Don't put your dick in a toaster.

I disagree, it's a wonderful sensation.

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3 minutes ago, Cannabis said:

I disagree, it's a wonderful sensation.

I agree, you get a free tan plus you also warm it up so that no bitch complains its cold later.

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Never get in a relationship with a bastard called SirBalon, because he will get married and have kids and turn straight overnight.

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39 minutes ago, True Blue said:

Never get in a relationship with a bastard called SirBalon, because he will get married and have kids and turn straight overnight.

And he's an Arsenal fan. :ph34r:

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43 minutes ago, True Blue said:

Never get in a relationship with a bastard called SirBalon, because he will get married and have kids and turn straight overnight.

i thought he liked older women, not celebrity lookalikes

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16 minutes ago, Romesh said:

i thought he liked older women, not celebrity lookalikes

I thought bla bla i will fucking cut you

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2 minutes ago, True Blue said:

I thought bla bla i will fucking cut you

for all those threats, i'm still uncut :D 

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1 hour ago, Cannabis said:

I disagree, it's a wonderful sensation.

Walkers Sensations; Cheese Toastie.

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When downloading porn remember to clear the "Downloads" folder of torrent files before your wife finds it... That's assuming, (unlike me) you even knew these files were there,  accumulating in a seperate directory from your usual download location right out in the open....

 

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1 hour ago, Harry said:

When downloading porn remember to clear the "Downloads" folder of torrent files before your wife finds it... That's assuming, (unlike me) you even knew these files were there,  accumulating in a seperate directory from your usual download location right out in the open....

 

Didn't think Harvey was doing his private sessions again.

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2 hours ago, Berserker said:

I agree, you get a free tan plus you also warm it up so that no bitch complains its cold later.

Try some of these mate:

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14 minutes ago, True Bender said:

Try some of these mate:

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I said cold not flaccid you cunt, anyway will consider it about 60 years down the road seeing as it's worked for you.

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12 hours ago, Romesh said:

for all those threats, i'm still uncut :D 

I had you down as circumcised.

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7 hours ago, Anton said:

I had you down as circumcised.

you know that's not true. 

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1 hour ago, Anton said:

Don't start a serious topic in the pub (on here).

you made a jokey comment in your own thread xD 

 

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On 03/04/2017 at 11:56 AM, I8allthepies said:

Don't cook bacon shirtless

 

I disagree, it adds a fun element of pain and danger.

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On 5/10/2017 at 10:47 PM, Stan said:

you made a jokey comment in your own thread xD 

 

That wasn't a joke.

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