Harry 1,416 Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 When you learn a lesson, whether funny, happy, sad, disgusting or just useful post it here so that fellow TF365'ers dont repeat your mistakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry 1,416 Posted March 26, 2017 Author Share Posted March 26, 2017 It takes around 3-4 days to re-paint a 30m picket fence. In my case 4 times longer than i bargained for and using 3 times more paint than i originally bought.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Palace Fan 3,299 Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Don't rub your 'eyes' after chopping chilli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey 3,749 Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Don't cut your toe nails with your mouth open Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I8allthepies 11 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Don't cook bacon shirtless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure 197 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Don't sell your forum to a guy called Chazz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny 2,127 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Don't get cancer, it's a ballache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure 197 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Don't put your dick in a toaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berserker 1,332 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cannabis said: I disagree, it's a wonderful sensation. I agree, you get a free tan plus you also warm it up so that no bitch complains its cold later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True Blue 970 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Never get in a relationship with a bastard called SirBalon, because he will get married and have kids and turn straight overnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure 197 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 39 minutes ago, True Blue said: Never get in a relationship with a bastard called SirBalon, because he will get married and have kids and turn straight overnight. And he's an Arsenal fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 17,854 Posted April 3, 2017 Administrator Share Posted April 3, 2017 43 minutes ago, True Blue said: Never get in a relationship with a bastard called SirBalon, because he will get married and have kids and turn straight overnight. i thought he liked older women, not celebrity lookalikes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True Blue 970 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 16 minutes ago, Romesh said: i thought he liked older women, not celebrity lookalikes I thought bla bla i will fucking cut you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 17,854 Posted April 3, 2017 Administrator Share Posted April 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, True Blue said: I thought bla bla i will fucking cut you for all those threats, i'm still uncut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny 2,127 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Cannabis said: I disagree, it's a wonderful sensation. Walkers Sensations; Cheese Toastie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry 1,416 Posted April 3, 2017 Author Share Posted April 3, 2017 When downloading porn remember to clear the "Downloads" folder of torrent files before your wife finds it... That's assuming, (unlike me) you even knew these files were there, accumulating in a seperate directory from your usual download location right out in the open.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry 1,416 Posted April 3, 2017 Author Share Posted April 3, 2017 Fuck. Sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure 197 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Harry said: When downloading porn remember to clear the "Downloads" folder of torrent files before your wife finds it... That's assuming, (unlike me) you even knew these files were there, accumulating in a seperate directory from your usual download location right out in the open.... Didn't think Harvey was doing his private sessions again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God is Haaland 618 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Berserker said: I agree, you get a free tan plus you also warm it up so that no bitch complains its cold later. Try some of these mate: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berserker 1,332 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 14 minutes ago, True Bender said: Try some of these mate: I said cold not flaccid you cunt, anyway will consider it about 60 years down the road seeing as it's worked for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God is Haaland 618 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 How can it be cold, if it's not flaccid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho 2,206 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 12 hours ago, Romesh said: for all those threats, i'm still uncut I had you down as circumcised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 17,854 Posted April 4, 2017 Administrator Share Posted April 4, 2017 7 hours ago, Anton said: I had you down as circumcised. you know that's not true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafa Beneathus 288 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 That Dan the Leicester City fan sniffs bike seats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho 2,206 Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Don't start a serious topic in the pub (on here). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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