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Sorry it's a bit late. Been on a road trip blah blah blah but this isn't about me, it's about resident fucking mental aka Tanksie. Please keep the ashes questions to a minimum.

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1. Where are you from originally and where are you now.

2. What do you do? Occupation?

3. If I gave you a grand would you snort cocaine off a hooker with me?

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1 hour ago, Dickie said:

1. Where are you from originally and where are you now.

2. What do you do? Occupation?

3. If I gave you a grand would you snort cocaine off a hooker with me?

 

1. I am from Wollongong New South Whales Australia, and that is where I currently reside. The city is nice but the suburb I live in is a trash box.

 

2. I am unemployed, have been for about 2 months. Previously I have been an AIN in aged care (still qualified, but I hate the job) and a digital printing specialist. Sadly I lost my printing job 2 months ago in shit circumstances, and I never actually had any qualifications in the job, so getting a job in the field is almost impossible. Long term I am looking to join the army just as soon as my braces come out (should be in the next 9 months) but short term I want a stop gap pocket money job so I can hit the gym more and continue to live comfortably.

3. Would be my pleasure.

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Wasn't the aged care job your dream one?, think about it, fresh ashes lumped together at your hand's reach!

Why did you lose the printing job specifically?

Have a gf currently?, would i do her?

You live near Anton, Skype or Cark?

Have you met any of them in person?

Do you speak German?

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1 hour ago, Berserker said:

Wasn't the aged care job your dream one?, think about it, fresh ashes lumped together at your hand's reach!

Why did you lose the printing job specifically?

Have a gf currently?, would i do her?

You live near Anton, Skype or Cark?

Have you met any of them in person?

Do you speak German?

 

1. Disliked aged care from the start, but the pay was okay and I could work 40 hours in the fortnight and earn $1300. But eventually my attitude went from bad to poisonous and I resigned. I was sinking not swimming and was struggling to give a single fuck.

2. I was performing too well and not making friends. A mate hooked me up with the job, and inside 2 months I was higher up the chain than him, getting all the OT and the boss was going to hook me up with an apprenticeship. The other guy I worked with (lets call him Jim) tried to turn me against my mate, (my mate was a lazy cunt, but still got me the job, so I was patient with him)

Eventually the boss told Jim that he had to train me up in his job after the new year. At the work Christmas party Jim offered to drive my drunk ass home. He did, but then told the boss I assaulted him in his car and that he had to fire me because he felt unsafe. I was let go without getting a word in :( And no, I didn't assault him or even look at him filthy!

 

3. I do not have a girlfriend, not had one in 2 years. I am just as abrasive in life as I am on this forum, so it takes a special kind of girl to enjoy my company for long periods. Had a friend with benefits last year, she was a solid smash, you would have liked it.

4. I don't think so and no.

5. Nein. I can understand some of whats going on and can say key phrases and count in German, but I never picked up a second language.

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58 minutes ago, Tanksie said:

 

1. Disliked aged care from the start, but the pay was okay and I could work 40 hours in the fortnight and earn $1300. But eventually my attitude went from bad to poisonous and I resigned. I was sinking not swimming and was struggling to give a single fuck.

2. I was performing too well and not making friends. A mate hooked me up with the job, and inside 2 months I was higher up the chain than him, getting all the OT and the boss was going to hook me up with an apprenticeship. The other guy I worked with (lets call him Jim) tried to turn me against my mate, (my mate was a lazy cunt, but still got me the job, so I was patient with him)

Eventually the boss told Jim that he had to train me up in his job after the new year. At the work Christmas party Jim offered to drive my drunk ass home. He did, but then told the boss I assaulted him in his car and that he had to fire me because he felt unsafe. I was let go without getting a word in :( And no, I didn't assault him or even look at him filthy!

 

3. I do not have a girlfriend, not had one in 2 years. I am just as abrasive in life as I am on this forum, so it takes a special kind of girl to enjoy my company for long periods. Had a friend with benefits last year, she was a solid smash, you would have liked it.

4. I don't think so and no.

5. Nein. I can understand some of whats going on and can say key phrases and count in German, but I never picked up a second language.

Whoa, what a twisted advantageous bastard that Jim. I'd have gotten a good lawyer and filed a complaint for false accusation as well as injuries and damages against him, false accusation is not a joke and can get you a few years in jail.

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will you want your kids to taste/eat/snort your parents ashes?

will you want your grandkids to taste/eat/snort your ashes?

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9 minutes ago, Romesh said:

will you want your kids to taste/eat/snort your parents ashes?

will you want your grandkids to taste/eat/snort your ashes?

 

I have no intention of ever having kids. I was raised by horrid parents, and I know enough to know I am far too selfish for children.

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7 minutes ago, Tanksie said:

 

I have no intention of ever having kids. I was raised by horrid parents, and I know enough to know I am far too selfish for children.

this might sound a bit personal, but have you found this restricts you from getting in to a long-term relationship? Most women I know and most of who my mates are with all talk about having a kid one day and becoming maternal. Obviously respect your choice and each to their own!

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At this age, undeniably yes. When I was a teen or 21, not at all. I turn 24 later this month, and it has become a big stepping stone.

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Do you follow any traditional Australian sports?

What's your favourite kind of music?

Best Australian movie ever made?

Should Gary the Goat be Australia's prime minister?

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Would you rather have Natalie Imbruglia shit all over your face or Kylie Minogue fuck your arse raw with a strap on

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19 minutes ago, Tsubasa said:

Do you follow any traditional Australian sports?

What's your favourite kind of music?

Best Australian movie ever made?

Should Gary the Goat be Australia's prime minister?

 

1. I support the Canberra Raiders in the NRL.

2. I would probably say hard rock, but my tastes in music are very diverse. While I am mainly a rock/metal type of guy there are a handful of rap albums I enjoy, and I often listen to softer more poppy 70s and 80s stuff

3. Best Aussie movie? Romper Stomper. Others to watch are Red Hill and The Proposition.

4. Yes

 

15 minutes ago, Romesh said:

Would you rather have Natalie Imbruglia shit all over your face or Kylie Minogue fuck your arse raw with a strap on

If Kylie is gonna give me a reach around I am keen

 

9 minutes ago, Cannabis said:
  1. If you could murder anyone from TalkFootball who would it be, how would you do it and why?
  2. Have you ever had the urge to dress up in clothes of the opposite sex?
  3. Given that Australia is home to some pretty fucked up animals (spiders, sharks, snakes etc...) what's your worst experience with something like this? 
  4. I have just given you a suitcase with $100,000 and a one way ticket to a destination of your choice - where do you go and how to you spend the money?
  5. If I ever visit Australia are we going on a full day ash-snorting session?

 

1. The Cure. I would poison his autism medication to put him out of his misery.

2. No, but next dress up party I go to I will give a dress a spin just for you.

3. I have been within a meter of a poisonous snake in the 'wild' on 4 occasions. Nearly stepped on a brown snake while jogging earlier this year.

4. I would go to Sri Lanka, and live very large for a while, see the sights ect. Probably buy another motorcycle as well.

5. Your shout.

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The same questions I've given to the rest...

 

  • What's your most embarrassing moment in your life where you thought "Please lord bury me"... Tell all!
  • For whatever reason (an important one maybe), have you ever had to be a hypocrite and pretend to like someone or agree with something you are against.
  • Have you ever cheated on your (or a) partner?
  • Apart from Werder Bremen or Germany/Australia...  What's the most excited you have ever been in a football match where you went unusually mental?

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7 minutes ago, SirBalon said:

What's your most embarrassing moment in your life where you thought "Please lord bury me"... Tell all!

Leads me into my question very nicely. I can't have been the only member to wonder what brought you to eat those ashes. Was it a spur-of-the-moment thing and would you do it again?

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1] Ever been to Fraser Islands?

2] Sunny McKay, Angela White, Gigi Allens, Shin Kou Sabre or Miley White (I actually made the effort to search Aussie pornstars for you. I only know Sunny McKay from Arabika.). Select one and why?

3] Do you think South Africa will ever win a cricket World Cup?

4] An Aussie cricketer you like and a South African cricketer you dislike.

5] Would it be correct to say that despite your rough (abrasive as you say) behaviour to others, you are an absolute softy on the inside? 

6]Do you secretly heart Tsubs?

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1 minute ago, IgnisExcubitor said:

2] Sunny McKay, Angela White, Gigi Allens, Shin Kou Sabre or Miley White (I actually made the effort to search Aussie pornstars for you. I only know Sunny McKay from Arabika.). Select one and why?

Sure you did. :ph34r:

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1 hour ago, SirBalon said:

The same questions I've given to the rest...

 

  • What's your most embarrassing moment in your life where you thought "Please lord bury me"... Tell all!
  • For whatever reason (an important one maybe), have you ever had to be a hypocrite and pretend to like someone or agree with something you are against.
  • Have you ever cheated on your (or a) partner?
  • Apart from Werder Bremen or Germany/Australia...  What's the most excited you have ever been in a football match where you went unusually mental?

1. Hmm. Interesting question. Can't say there has been a big moment like that. I have little shame

2. Yea, whenever I am in the workplace I try to 'play ball' and not stick out like a sore thumb no matter how many mouth breathers I am surrounded by.

3. My last lay was a friend of mine. She has a BF, in a serious 5+ year relationship living with him with a shared home loan. We have slept with each other a few times. But she cut it off eventually. She is a bit of a hoe and I strongly suspect I am not the only one she has cheated on him with.

4. This is going to sound strange, but the closest I have come was Man citys first premier league win. Insane stoppage time scenes at the end of a massive game.

55 minutes ago, Cure said:

Leads me into my question very nicely. I can't have been the only member to wonder what brought you to eat those ashes. Was it a spur-of-the-moment thing and would you do it again?

Why not? What do I gain by not eating some?

 

36 minutes ago, IgnisExcubitor said:

1] Ever been to Fraser Islands?

2] Sunny McKay, Angela White, Gigi Allens, Shin Kou Sabre or Miley White (I actually made the effort to search Aussie pornstars for you. I only know Sunny McKay from Arabika.). Select one and why?

3] Do you think South Africa will ever win a cricket World Cup?

4] An Aussie cricketer you like and a South African cricketer you dislike.

5] Would it be correct to say that despite your rough (abrasive as you say) behaviour to others, you are an absolute softy on the inside? 

6]Do you secretly heart Tsubs?

1. No sadly

2. Never heard of the one of them. Gigi probably looking them up.

3. Yes, through sheer attrition.

4. Currently, Aaron Finch and Wayne Parnell

5. No. I am really a genuine cunt. I am good to my friends mostly, but not nice by any means. If being raised by wolves teaches you teamwork and pride, being raised by selfish cunts makes you a selfish cunt

6 No secret baby

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13 minutes ago, Tanksie said:

Ask more questions you cunts.

would you rather eat a sandwich of your own pubes or drink a milkshake full of your own vomit?

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Queensland. Where autism is in the air and brain retardants are in the water.

 

Never left Australia. I am not someone with any real wanderlust, but I have been to all the Aussie states bar tassie and WA.

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Why Werder?

Most favourite Werder player of all time?

Least favourite Werder player of all time?

When are you coming to visit me and buy me a beer? :ph34r:

Do you plan to join army as a career or just as a short time job?

What bike do you currently own?

What is your dream bike?

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Height and weight?

Favourite food apart from human ashes?

Which countries would you like to visit and why?

Do you believe in ghosts?

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Ever seen a grown man naked?

Who is John Galt?

What is the Matrix?

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What is in the box?

 

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8 hours ago, nudge said:

Why Werder?

Most favourite Werder player of all time?

Least favourite Werder player of all time?

When are you coming to visit me and buy me a beer? :ph34r:

Do you plan to join army as a career or just as a short time job?

What bike do you currently own?

What is your dream bike?

1. You asked this last time! My father was a Werder fan. And they were in the first football game I ever watched.

2. Has to be Pizarro I guess. But Frings was special as well.

3. Hmm. Schmitz is a good shout, as is Wesley, as is Carlos Alberto. Decisions decisions. Gonna have to go with old carlos

4. Never. Let's  be realistic here, we just aren't meant to be

5. Not sure. You gotta do 6 years minimum. Whether I transfer from one core to another, stick or drop will depend on those 6 years I guess.

6. Still the KTM Duke 390. In black and orange. So punchy, but cheap to own and run

7. Hmmm An Indian maybe? Or perhaps a triumph Scrambler

7 hours ago, Berserker said:

Height and weight?

Favourite food apart from human ashes?

Which countries would you like to visit and why?

Do you believe in ghosts?

5'8 144lbs  or 175cm 65kgs

Hmm. Sushi. Has to be.

I have no strong wanderlust. So it's not high on the to do list. I would come to Argentina to drink with my homie Blake however.

I have seen some shit. I guess I am open minded to the idea based on the things I have experienced.

7 hours ago, ATL said:

Ever seen a grown man naked?

Who is John Galt?

What is the Matrix?

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What is in the box?

 

No.

A character in a pretty good book

A decent action si-fi staring a piece of wood and Hugo Weaving

African or European?

In the box, whats in the box today!

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What, 65kg? seriously?,  i could have sworn you were at least 78-80kg. o.O

I'd take you up on that, would be priceless to hear all those bizarre stories on person.

What paranormal events have you witnessed?

 

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I used to be a bit fat a couple of years ago(aka, had a sweet rugby body). I spent a good year or so losing 20kgs, I was as low as 60 at one point (I am naturally slim) but stacked on some muscular kgs in the last 18 months

 

It's hard to explain the ghosts thing. Probably the most 'obvious' was seeing a resident who had died a couple of days ago walking down a corridor at the nursing home. There was also a room that was reported to be haunted, it's resident refused to sleep in the room, always worried about the 'lady in red'. the previous resident of the room often wore a red dress. The door to that room used to open of it's own accord, and one day a new staff member asked where the lady in the red dress was at dinner time. Since there was no resident in a red dress on the floor we asked her what she meant and she described the deceased resident. We showed her a photo and she was adamant that was the one. We told her she was months dead and she freaked out hahaha. She never worked on that floor again.

I had to do night shifts on that particular floor. Creepy shit. Whenever Janice walked out talking about the lady in red at fucking 2 am I used to take my break hahaha fuck her let the ghost take her rather than me!!xDxD

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