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4 minutes ago, Pyfish said:

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A cafe in Germany celebrated its reopening by giving customers hats made from pool noodles to ensure that people maintained social distancing guidelines.

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/germany-cafe-lockdown-social-distancing-pool-noodle-hats-rothe-a9518846.html

 

Staged by RTL TV crew who brought the pool noodles, asked people to wear them during filming, and then reported it as the idea of the cafe owner... 

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23 minutes ago, nudge said:

Staged by RTL TV crew who brought the pool noodles, asked people to wear them during filming, and then reported it as the idea of the cafe owner... 

Ugh. Well that ruins that then! xD

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On 18/05/2020 at 11:27, nudge said:

Staged by RTL TV crew who brought the pool noodles, asked people to wear them during filming, and then reported it as the idea of the cafe owner... 

 

On 18/05/2020 at 11:51, Pyfish said:

Ugh. Well that ruins that then! xD

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You need to know that Nudge does her research... You can't just be putting stuff up willy nilly… I once put a post up in the Good news thread and Nudge promptly took an ostrich sized crap all over it because she did the research and I didn't... xD

Just as well really or people like us would believe any old rubbish on the internet... B|

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

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