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  1. 9 points
    Why? Where did he go to University, North Korea?
  2. 8 points
    Balon wins. He's making simple posts seem complicated since 2013.
  3. 7 points
    Anton - Love him. Probably the only Aussie on here whom I can discuss the Socceroos with as well as A League. Not much of a football poster but he's likely past that phase by now so he's better than socialise with. Good humour too, the type I like. Stan - The moment he realizes Peruvian food pisses over Indian is the moment I'll respect him. Nah, I'm just kidding. I enjoy the banter with him and he has a good grip of when you need to be serious or take the piss. Cannabis - Doesn't post as much as in the old days but he's another one I enjoy the banter with and is completely sound. He's a bit of a top poster in everything. Teso Dos Bichos - Still the worst member I've ever met on any internet forum. Dan - One of the best guys on here. We don't chat as much as on the old forum but he's my mate. Lots of conversations we've had about FM and international football as well as Leicester City. Its great intersharing the football here in Peru compared to there in England. Sirbalon - A completely honest opinion here; I like him and he has a top football knowledge compared to everyone else. He has a passion for the site (hence his overly long and complicated posts) and of course for football. He is a bit arrogant though, and that for me holds him back from being the absolute top member. The Artful Dodger - Not come across him in actual conversation much but he has a great football knowledge and enjoy reading what he has to say. Berserker - We've gone from having a hate relationship to a mixed one. I don't dislike him in the slightest, but I can never make out what he thinks of me. Regardless, its always great to have another South American brother on the forum. He's a fun guy to have around. Rab - Don't think much needs to be said that hasn't already. He's not on the forum much but I know that if something goes wrong he will show up. That's why this place is here. Aaroncpfc - I don't come across him much and he doesn't post in my area that much. No opinion. All I'll say is to start reading my fucking FM content HK85 - Its not just the abuse he gives Teso - he is overall a great poster that should be very much valued. Smiley Culture - Pessimistic and very English, but he's changed a lot from the old forum when I was on. He was just as pessimistic then but he's not got a new love for outside football as well. LFCMadLad - He's only in the Prem section so I understandably don't come across him to much. Seems like a sound poster though. Cicero - In terms of football posting, he's by a mile the top guy on here. While I wouldn't call him the number 1 brain of the forum, he knows his stuff a lot, can respect the opinions of others (for the most part) and basically helps dictate the serious part of the forum on his own. I've been on other forums, and some of them have completely unintelligent trolls that I don't always mind, but sometimes it just makes football discussion impossible. The Rebel CRS - Wish he posted more, he's just like Cicero one of the more serious posters and makes for a good debate. I'd have him in the top 3 of most knowledgable posters of the forum. Storts - an unsung hero in terms of football knowledge. I'm not saying that in that he's underrated as most can appreciate him like I can. I see much more knowledge there though then just English football like some believe. A little biased towards Spurs, but I'm no better with Peru so I can understand why he can be like that. Tsubasa - The king of the Film forum and the Mental Image of other Members thread. Nuff said. Machado - He's exactly the type of member I'd like to see post more - more foreign members are always welcome. its what makes this forum great in my opinion. There is so much diversity and Machado just adds to that. Cure - One member I hope to never see again on here. Batard - I'll be honest and just admit that I don't always agree with his decisions. I find him a bit sensitive as staff when given criticism, and he's got flaws. However, he works really hard to keep the place clean and more than warrants a place in admin. Its his decisions and they must be respected agree or not as I am convinced he knows well what he's doing. For me, the best staff member in terms of moderation. Lucas - Fan of the member he is. Good long posts and full of knowledge. However, I can't rate him highly. Not because he's a bad member by any means, not even close. More because his posts mostly have to do with football in a section I'm not familiar with so I can't give a proper opinion. Dickie - The banter king of America. Don't see him that often these days. Asura - I really liked him as a person a while back, and I still do but he's not as active anymore. ASF - Same story with Machado that I would have liked for him to be more active. Variety in nations is a good thing. Besides, he would have taken no shit from Teso Shut Up - No, you Inverted - Think I've only had a conversation with him once but he sticks to his guns and for me is another one of the brains of the forum. Criminally underrated member who's posts I always enjoy reading. HoneyNUFC - His sense of humour is one I highly approve of. Lots of pops and clickbait but not actually aimed at anyone. Funniest member on here for me. Toony - Things have changed between us and I get along with him fine now, but it had to do with both of us having changed and improved as posters. Like Inverted, he mostly sticks to his guns and always provides a valuable opinion. El_Loco - He was my favourite poster on the old forum and he is still my favourite poster now. He shares the South American view that I have and for me he's the most knowledgable poster on the forum. Knows how to have humour when needed as well. VanPanna - Don't have much of an opinion to be honest. I can just say that he's a good member. Danny - Good member socially but I can't say I agree with a lot of his football views. He thinks too much in the English way which is fine for people domestically but doesn't seem to understand how things work outside the UK. Either way, in the off topic forums he is a great guy. Viva la FCB - I don't like him but at least he's not necessarily a bad poster like Teso or Cure. He's just a massive cunt. Happy Blue - THIS is how a troll should be done. We don't take him seriously because we know he's just having fun with all of us and are used to his humour. Not really only to have serious football convo but to have some banter. True Blue - When he's serious, he's knows his Chelsea stuff. He's more of a member to befriend though as he's been here for a long time and is comfortable enough to say as he likes. LaSambaDeStGermain - Complete twat DeadLinesMan - No opinion. Didn't like him on the old forum and I don't have a chance to rebuild bridges with him here. Any O'Brien - Used to have a mixed relationship with him. Much better now, but he's hardly active. Only really comes online to make Newcastle comments or have a bit of banter which is understandable. Nudge - Haven't ran into here in a long time but for me she's one of the top 3 members in everything. Won't say much else than that. Tarzanontoast - Where are you? Adziom - A mixed bag for me. Very negative nancy and we don't particularly get along, but I, just like him can appreciate good posts from either of us and that for me is a good thing. Spike - Toned down a bit and I think he's going down from 2nd best member to 3rd
  4. 6 points
    Anton - Sound lad but unfortunately only interact with him through Mafia. Probably hates my guts considering I've foiled his plans twice. Reckon he has a busy life co-mingling with the Japs and taking care of Kevin, the cunt. Stan - At times I feel like it is only him and I posting in the matchday threads, especially early kick offs. Does his job and does it perfectly and without him, this forum wouldn't be here. Him constantly picking apart Brian's posts are always a good time. Cannabis - AKA Eric Bantana, AKA P.I Staker. Contributes all over the forum, and like Stan, place wouldn't be here without him. One of the founding fathers. Another career mode junkie and I always look forward to his posts. Teso Dos Bichos - Never have I seen a member filled with so much personal vendetta, irony, and contradiction. Blows different tunes and has a self serving bias mentality. The sort of minds that Storts attracts. All of this accumulated due to a traumatising incident from his youth by the infamous Alonso Conte, so can't really fault him. Those suggesting banning him don't really understand what he brings to the forum. For one, all United fans have gone MIA and two, he does actually contribute a lot and his posts some times are very knowledgeable when he doesn't have an agenda. Brings a lot to the forum through entertainment alone due to his posting habits and cock ups, could even have his own thread by now. Sirbalon - Probably the most knowledgeable and gayest poster on the forum. Deserves his new moderator role as, unlike myself, can contain himself. Provides a vast amount of footballing knowledge through descriptive and informative essays that in reality could be summarised in a simple paragraph. Can over complicate the simplest things. Needs to embrace Hamsik in his life and Needs to make an appearance on AFTV. The Artful Dodger - Still tracking his cycles. Need to be prepared for when that time of the month comes. Very knowledgeable but if glory hunters were Jews, he'd be Hitler. JoshBFCF - Great member and he needs to post more and needs to get his second place FIFA medal already. Needs polishing. Berserker - Die hard River fan. And when I say Die Hard, I mean that even if a pig was wearing a River kit, he'd find a reason as to why that pig is better than Aguero and Messi. One of the best members of the forum and Forever my little puta in Mafia. Rab - The GOAT. Nothing more. Aaroncpfc - Reuben Loftus-Cheek enthusiast who I will miss next year in the championship thread. We love Reuben Loftus-Cheek and we have accepted that Reuben Loftus-Cheek will be an England Great. Reuben Loftus-Cheek. Reuben Loftus-Cheek. Reuben Loftus-Cheek. HK85 - On par with Storts in the fishing. Absolute gold. Haven't seen the majority of his posts but I like what I've seen so far. LFCMadLad - Favorite person to argue with. Haven'[t been able to do so this season as he is too busy arguing with other Liverpool fans. Solid member and probably the first one I think of when someone mentions Liverpool member. The Rebel CRS - Starting to post much more which is a plus. Career mode junkie and La Liga enthusiast. Legendary poster but won't ever let him forget the absolute spanking I gave him in FIFA 2013. Never stood a chance. Storts - Great member who should seriously cut all ties with afootballforum. Horrid place filled with Cunts and it would be great if he focused all of his time here. Very iconic member like Chris and contributes a lot outside of the premier league threads. Mafia rank #2. Tsubasa - Like Storts and Chris, a very iconic and legendary member. Film enthusiast and always take his film recommendations to heart. Still needs to embrace Jon Snow as his lord and savior. Machado - Wouldn't surprise me if him and Batard were the same person. Sound, informative, doesn't pick sides, and contributes a lot to the forum. His Mafia game was one of the best and should really work with Batard to do more, or join in himself. Cure - PM'd me and said he won't come back until Machado forgives him. Batard - Same with Machado. Absolute mad he's only turned 21. Lucas - Never directly interacted with him but from his postings, can easily assume we'd get on. Dr Gonzo - Far less ill-tempered than MadLad. Insightful poster and always bases his reasoning with logical points. Still don't agree with his views on Ancelotti but nonetheless, absolutely nothing negative about him. Dickie - The one who actually asked Richard for Dick. Great lad and one of my favorites in Mafia. Asura - Goalkeepers can't be ranked in the best footballers of all time. Aside that, great lad who takes the piss out of Teso. Which is always fun. @ASF- Like every bluemoon, always a memorable moment when he makes an appearance. Football knowledge is superb. The likelihood of him replying. Zero HoneyNUFC - Don't think i've ever read a post of his, that wasn't political, that was any serious. Hope that doesn't change. Forum comedian and will probably hold that title for the rest of our days. Legendary poster El_Loco - Like Chris, it's great that he's posting more. His knowledge of South American football is faultless. VanPanna - Likes anal, and another victim of Alonso Conte. Danny - Reuben Loftus-Cheek Reuben Loftus-Cheek Reuben Loftus-Cheek Reuben Loftus-Cheek Reuben Loftus-Cheek Reuben Loftus-Cheek Reuben Loftus-Cheek Reuben Loftus-Cheek Reuben Loftus-Cheek Reuben Loftus-Cheek . Sound Lad and we actually agree on some things. Reuben Loftus-Cheek Reuben Loftus-Cheek Reuben Loftus-Cheek Reuben Loftus-Cheek Reuben Loftus-Cheek 6666 - SirBalon's kryptonite. His feuds with SalfordKel were great and can't think if there are any other Arsenal fans that would stand by him. Very individualistic, which makes him a great character of the forum. Viva la FCB - Only interact with him through Mafia Wars, but unlike some, whether he is mafia or a citizen, he always contributes. Only Bayern fan I think? Harry - My GOT partner in crime. Love the theories we share as well as the possible reasonings behind certain elements of the show. If True Blue gets stick for looking like David Villa, Harry should be targeted just as much for his Messi impersonation. Happy Blue - #1 WUM. Forever is, and forever will be. Absolute forum legend. Fusion - @Fusion? Probably stopped posting when he realised Messi and Iniesta work at a sewing factory to support their families considering they play their football for free. LaSambaDeStGermain - Like him or don't, he brings a lot here. Whether through posts that seem questionable or controversy, he contributes a lot, which is always good. Probably the sole reason he has nearly all of us watch Peru matches now. Great member. DeadLinesMan - Post. More. Legendary member. Tanskie - The forum cannibal and always plays devil's advocate. Something that really defines him. Like 6666, has traits that bring a lot to the forum. True Blue - Great lad. Fellow blue and like a brother on the forum. Spike - Doubt anyone on the forum has anything negative to say about him. Sound lad and fellow blue. Carefreeluke - Same as Spike Bluewolf - The forum grandpa and peacemaker. Fellow blue. Apologies if ive missed anyone. Knackered.
  5. 6 points
  6. 5 points
    that's what she said and now he's single.
  7. 5 points
  8. 4 points
    Batard to the other staff after being promoted to Admin.
  9. 4 points
    Masochisten! Anyway, English speakers:
  10. 4 points
  11. 3 points
    Anton - someone I didn't know that well despite posting together here and on TFF together for many years. Interacted with him more in Mafia Wars, good guy, gets points for being an Aussie due to Tim Cahill. Stan - good guy, laid back but does a lot behind the scenes (probably) to keep us ticking over. Get on with him well. Cannabis - obviously a top poster, fellow Everton fan and the one who let me know TF365 was set up. Usually see eye to eye on things and he has a good sense of humour. Teso dos Bichos - not as annoying as people make out apart from the arguments with his arch-rival which have settled down more recently. Some of his opinions are way wide of the mark but the fact that it gets some people so rattled makes it more funny than annoying. Dan - got on well with him since my uni days when we were both part of the 2AM TFF crowd fairly often. Good poster, knowledgeable about football and head screwed on. SirBalon - puts a lot of effort into his posting, clearly. Don't always agree with him but do enjoy his trademark posting style when I can be bothered to read the whole essay . A good representative for the forum as a moderator. The Artful Dodger - a good poster, probably agree with him more often with matters regarding Everton than I do with most other non-Everton fans. Can be blunt and cynical so my kind of guy. JoshBRFC - sound guy, we seem to run in the same circles when he comes on and posts. Berserker - another long term TFF poster I never got to know that well but enjoyed Mafia Wars with him like Anton. Good banter around the forum even if it's often in sections of the forum I tend to only skim read. Rab - the behind-the-scenes saviour of this little group, good job Rab. The Palace Fan - quality poster and good to see his contributions recognised. Expert Mafia Wars player, knows his stuff when it comes to football and a lot else. HK85 - good poster, dry sense of humour which I appreciate and knows his stuff when it comes to Everton as well. Smiley Culture - has he gone AWOL recently or have I just not run into him for a while? Another good poster that fits the general theme of realistic and knowledgeable fans on this forum. LFCMadLad - good lad, decent banter most of the time, loves a bet and glad I didn't put down £1000 on Everton to finish above Liverpool this season . Cicero - one of several good Chelsea fans on here, top poster, too bad he bottled taking part in the quiz league after the first round. LFCMike - don't think we've interacted too much recently but he's always been a sensible poster and knows his stuff. Always a relief to come across Reds who aren't gobshites. The Rebel CRS - barely spoken to him lately but I do still see his posts when I trawl the forum. Always been a good guy. Storts - got a lot of time for him and his talent for winding up idiots, another one in my age group who I think was highly active during my more prolific TFF uni years. Tsubasa - a top poster and an F1 mate even if he can be a bit biased towards his Seb - not as much as others though . Machado - good poster, can't remember the last time I saw him post though sadly? Cure - gave me lots of rep while I was stuck into my African FM career and an active participant in the quiz league so he must be sound. Seems to get some stick from others but never seen why. Batard - great sense of humour and author of Mafia Wars. Laid back guy but puts great effort into generating activity around the forum. Chaaay AFC - decent poster in the Premier League section, be good if I ran into him more elsewhere. Lucas - another one of the top posters across the forum and a reliable participant in the quiz, glad to see him more active recently. Dr Gonzo - a top poster who doesn't talk about things he doesn't know about. Offers good insight in the areas he does post, football and non-football related. Dickie - a good poster despite his poor taste in football teams. Solid knowledge about 'soccer' and a nice guy in general. Asura - decent poster mostly in the Premier League section. Inverted - down as a Celtic fan but seems more like a Liverpool fan. Aside from that a good poster when it comes to football and politics. HoneyNUFC - funny guy, master of the ninja smiley and a generally likeable guy. Intelligent too when it comes to real world affairs. Toony - decent poster, don't come across them that often outside the football threads. El_Loco - don't really know that well but has a reputation for being knowledgeable about at least Brazilian players. I think. VanPanna - good sense of humour, pretty good wind up merchant too and a decent poster all round. Danny - seem to remember we didn't see eye to eye when it came to football back on TFF but nowadays can't fault him. Good poster across the forum. FourSix - seems to get a fair bit of stick off some people and don't really see why. He can be cynical/honest which is something I enjoy. Viva la FCB - I don't post in the German sections too much but a reliable participant in the quiz. Harry - another one I mostly know due to Mafia Wars, good guy, don't know why we don't run into each other more across the forum. Happy Blue - expert wind up merchant (I think) and probably actually is the happiest and most optimistic guy on the forum. True Blue - another good poster in the Premier League section and enjoy the debates the Chelsea lads have even if I don't partake. The Liquidator - don't necessarily agree with him all of the time and he needs to admit that Salah has clearly improved Liverpool but otherwise a good addition to the group the last few months. Blue - gets wound up too easily and is biased towards Peru but harmless overall and makes good contributions in several areas of the forum. Deadlinesman - needs to make a reappearance, was always good for putting idiots in their place. Bluebird Hewitt - another one I seem to see a lot less of these days. Never really got to know him too well but he is a good poster. Any O'Brien - top bloke, always a good laugh, enjoyed his stories in the Off Topic thread since TFF. Nudge - knowledgeable motorsport fan and rightly popular member across the forum. Reliable quizzer and good sense of humour. FOYM - decent poster, seems to be less active recently and offers good insight in the Premier League section. ScoRoss - good, knowledgeable football fan. Don't interact with him that much but his posts are of a high quality when I read them. Large - don't remember him from TFF but a good poster with decent banter despite supporting a rubbish club. Spike - another decent poster when it comes to Chelsea and the Premier League and good fun when it comes to Mafia Wars. Carefreeluke - much less active these days but his posts are quality over quantity, always insightful and well thought out and he still makes good contributions to the Music sections. True Bender - this is BartraPique now right? A good poster that I don't remember from TFF though his Vettel bias easily outdoes Tsubasa's. Enjoy his posts in general, especially in Mafia. ....Dan - had to think for a second who this was with all the Dans on this forum but he's one of a few decent Arsenal fans that tend to keep to the Premier League section. Took a few off who I think aren't active anymore, sorry if I've missed you off! It's struck me that this is the first time I've done one of these since I started teaching so all that practice with writing reports is probably why I've managed to get this done in about half an hour instead of half a day .
  12. 3 points
    Salah - Bargain of the summer transfer window! Doesnt improve us though
  13. 3 points
    What's your most embarrassing moment in your life where you thought "Please lord bury me"... Tell all! I don't have anything truly horrendous that I recall, maybe I have blacked it out if anything happened. It's probably not a good story but the thing I remember making my heart race with embarrassment the most was when I thought I saw this lass I lived with in uni halls walking up ahead, I ran to catch up and jumped next to her and said "booo", to my horror it wasn't her, I shit myself in that split second and in my panic literally ran away. For whatever reason (an important one maybe), have you ever had to be a hypocrite and pretend to like someone or agree with something you are against. Regularly, but not for Donald Trump reasons, I am just one of those people who finds it difficult to say no. Have you ever cheated on your (or a) partner? You could say so but I believe not, on a technicality. I was sort of seeing this girl at uni, it wasn't very far down the line. Everyone went back home for Easter, then returned to uni, she hadn't returned, after about the 2nd week our whole group were pre-drinking and one person said to everyone did you know such and such (this girl) isn't coming back. I asked her best friend who confirmed it then fb messaged her asking wtf why didn't she tell me, too afraid or something was the excuse blah blah. Got absolutely bladdered that night to forget about it and her best friend made a move, you know what happens after that. We kept messaging for a couple of months over the summer, uni had ended, I was back in Newcastle looking for a job, she started thinking about moving to Newcastle so I told her what happened that night. Apart from Newcastle United or the England national side... What's the most excited you have ever been in a football match where you went unusually mental? I can't recall specifics but I have been taught to support English teams in Europe, so I have celebrated on occasion for them before. If you were to move away from the UK, where would be your favoured place to go and live? Without doubt I would go back to Canada, I spent 4 months there and was treat like royalty, it does wonders for your ego. If you could change something about the area and people where you originate from, what would it be? Too many litter bugs and people who spit chewing gum on the floor. It has shown up massively since the council budget cuts. Do you have a phobia, if so what is it? I don't but I do suffer from claustrophobia in my dreams which may one day bare itself in reality, but so far it has not. If reincarnation exists and you couldn't come back as a human being but could choose what to return as, what would it be? Dolphins look like they enjoy themselves Have you ever envied someone, if yes, why and whom? I probably could but I haven't come across anyone since I was young. Slightly related but not the same, I hate it when someone copies my goals, like when someone says oh yeh I'd like to do that, fuck you this is my goal, lol Even if totally out of the ordinary (or it may not be out of the ordinary), what would be your dream job or maybe owning some sort of business... Tell us about your thoughts on that. If I had the capital I would run an animal sanctuary or dog shelter. If you wasn't you, but you were introduced to you and due to shared friends you suddenly started to see more of you... What would be your thoughts on you and would you make a close friendship with you? In total... What would be the resume you think others that know you, think. I'm not a very serious or assertive person, I tend to keep my thoughts to myself in the real world and only joke around. People are often shocked when I come out with something more because it is so rare that I bother. Most notably I remember the shock some friends had when the first assignment results came out and I came top of the class, prior to that they genuinely thought I was just this stupid guy who makes jokes. Who's your favourite player of all time? Alan Shearer now and forever. What for you was the legacy Bobby Robson left behind for football? Successful managers are role models and he was a gentleman in a game where so many were and are lacking class, I can't think of a better role model to have. What changes do you think Newcastle United require to be amongst the those competing at the top once more? Somewhere between 1 and 2 billion pounds What do you think about John McDonnell's taxing proposals as an 'emergency budget'? It's pure propaganda which doesn't hold up to scrutiny. What do you honestly think about our Brexit in the UK? Should we have departed or not... Were we fed a jackanory? There are many ways in which to depart. The result was narrow, that means everyone must be conciliatory and compromising on that. That they aren't is the real issue. How would you fix the UK's immediate issues with a summary? I would begin a lot of small economic experiments in poorer areas, things like universal basic income, helicopter money and government control of money creation. I would have the Bank of England use some form of quantitative easing to take all or some of the PFI debt off the NHS and Schools. What I always like about you Harvey is your sense of humour and intelligence... Which of these traits have been picked up from your parents??? Maybe some of my type of humour is from my father, but not all of it, so I'm not sure where else it came from. Both my parents and sets of grandparents are what I would call working class smart, bound to their class of that era, they didn't go to university for example, although my mother probably could have, my father ended up being very successful in the Blair years. You seem to have a very good grasp of the political landscape where does this depth of knowledge come from?? I don't really know why I have any interest in it and sometimes I try to switch off, I used to be happy to just get drunk and have fun instead. In the old days before pubs started to look like IKEA display showrooms you used to have both a Saloon Bar with nice seats and Carpets and a Public Bar with Lino and a Pool Table... I want you to pick 3 people you would like to take for a beer from here and which side would you pick??? I'm not a fan of having a beer, if I drink I want to get drunk and have a good time, so I would pick people who I think would be bouncing off the walls, which would be Berserker, FOYM and True Blue. Have you ever told a big 'White Lie' to get yourself out of a spot of bother or to save someone unnecessary grief before??? Probably but I don't remember any specifics. I used to tell loads of white lies when I was a teenager. Given the state of the World Landscape right now what hope do you hold for the future??? I may be naive but I believe in the good in everyone, so I believe the world will come good with the right encouragement. Are you a lover or a fighter??? Probably lover lover
  14. 3 points
    Chris - knows his music even though he doesn't have the GOAT Biggie at the top. Probably can out fish everyone but me. Berserker- hijo mio!! Good or bad, you will always be my hijo! Nicholas- créme de la créme! Best poster by a large margin and a Seahawks' fan as well. Blessed and for ever thankful to know him! El_loco- has the best football knowledge #FACTS not #fakenews
  15. 3 points
    Must be terrible for athletes to have to walk 100m
  16. 3 points
  17. 3 points
    It was good but I think our 06/07 - 07/08 teams were better (on paper anyway) with Mascherano, Alonso & Gerrard in midfield with a world class Torres up front. Should have won the league with that team and almost did. Few silly draws cost us.
  18. 3 points
  19. 3 points
    To be honest, for as arrogant and prideful as Mexican fans are, you'd think they had at least won a world cup.
  20. 3 points
    Denmark did the better kicking the ball in the net.
  21. 3 points
    Neee, schlechte Idee, niemand wird ihm glauben. Wer geht schon freiwillig nach Kambodscha?...
  22. 3 points
    Tu doch einfach so, als wärst du gar kein Deutscher und wohnst irgendwo in Asien. Kambodscha oder so.
  23. 3 points
    You make it sound like Everton is a step up
  24. 3 points
    Shhhh, sag sowas doch nicht zu laut. Die Übernahme und Deutschlandisierung des Forums ist noch nicht weit genug vorangeschritten. Du gefährdest meine Mission
  25. 3 points
    For the dick sucking or the mod positions?
  26. 3 points
    At this pace every member will be an Admin or a Mod
  27. 3 points
  28. 3 points
  29. 3 points
    2017/18 September to December Results Ligue 1 We have been on outstanding form, winning 12 league games in a row. Absolutely flying. Not many highscoring results, but when your defence is as good as ours you only need 1. Naturally disappointed by the FC Nantes result, especially coming after the biggest win of the season vs. PSG. League Table No surprise to be sitting pretty at the top, and by a very healthy 10 point margin no less. Champions League For this group, I’m delighted with how we performed, 5 wins and a draw is unbelievable from us (granted both Spurs games we didn’t deserve a point let alone a win in one of them). Dortmund absolutely pathetic. Champions League Table Top of the group, and meeting the board’s expectations of qualifying for the first knockout round. Based on these results, I’ll be disappointed not to get through another round. Coupe de la Ligue Bit of a nothing comp. Supposed to play 6 or 7 of players who featured in previous two games. Played 4 at most, but wanted to rest players and give some rotation/youngsters a chance, and they surprised me and we strolled this match to a full strength looking Marseille. Hit or Miss So we’re half way through the season and it’s time to look at who my Hit and Miss of the season so far are. Hit So coming in as my most impressive player of the half season so far is… Honourable mentions go to: Tousart (cemented himself in the first team), Sidibe, Jorge, Glik, Jemerson (entire defence is outstanding). Miss That brings us onto the Miss of the season so far, and the player spending most of their time in the dunce corner. Honourable mentions go to: Jovetic and Correa. And so that takes us to the January window. The board put extra funds into the coffers, so they’ll be money to burn should we wish to. At the moment my only concern is goals. There’s no reliable forward in the squad, and the attacking mid trio are pitching in but not to the extent needed. If an attacking option becomes available we’ll have a look into it. Edit: I wanted to have the above bit in spoiler tags, but doesn't look like you can have multiple as they just embed within eachother?
  30. 3 points
    I'm surprised how many people haven't heard of what a bidet is. Had one at my mum and dad's house but never used it Bum gun? That's what @Cannabis calls @Batard on Friday nights.
  31. 3 points
    I reckon I'm on Teso's "other rivals" list while Brian is on fierce rivals and has some fancy Spanish name under derbies like "Derby Dos Americanos (vs Brian)" or something
  32. 2 points
    Cracking win but by Christ did we have some luck and good goalkeeping. Brentford could easily have gotten a draw out of this (even win given the pressure they put on us), but when you miss an absolute sitter and then your opponents double the lead 2 minutes later, it's not going to be your day. And here it is.
  33. 2 points
    Ask your peers first before assuming
  34. 2 points
    Not sure what you mean by that, to be fair. Love happens when it happens. There are so many other feelings you can develop for someone that are not necessarily love, though, don't get it confused.
  35. 2 points
    surprised there wasn't a topic about this considering gun control is constantly a hot topic and the fact this involves shooting in to a school. Sounds like there it could have been worse and we could have had another Sandy Hook incident on our hands had the shooter not been stopped. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41991397 Maybe cos the guy's name wasn't Abu Kevin Mohammed it's not getting much attention
  36. 2 points
    That the same crystal ball you looking at that also said Peru wouldn't qualify for the World Cup and United would beat Chelsea?
  37. 2 points
    It's a boring debate now, it's not going to change. The stories are only noteworthy for locals, we don't need to hear about these daily shootings.
  38. 2 points
    She was a twiney, ungrateful fucker. Took her out a couple of time, nothing seemed good enough. The final straw was bringing her to mine, making her the food she loved, getting the film she wanted, all her favourite snacks, then made her breakfast in bed the next morning...then for her to complain about being bored. Fuck that bollocks. I've no time for little princesses at my age. She was a kind hearted lass, and looked fantastic, but I ain't into the high maintenance women. Too laid back for it and it just doesn't click.
  39. 2 points
    I think the woman was @Batard in disguise actually...
  40. 2 points
  41. 2 points
    i'm surprised he hasn't got the Italy gig before. Maybe because he was too busy winning Champions League trophies with clubs but I'd have thought with some of the big players Italy have had in the past he might have been tempted. There's a new generation of Italy to develop with some players recently retiring (Pirlo, Totti, Nesta/Maldini/Gattuso a bit further back) and players like Buffon, Chiellini, Barzagli, De Rossi possibly hanging up their international boots soon after the latest disappointment. So much talent amongst the youngsters - Donnarumma, Rugani, Belotti, Romagnoli, Conti, Pellegrini off the top of my head who are all under 25. Then along with players like El Shaarawy, Insigne (!), Jorginho, Immobile coming back to form, Gagliardini, Bernadeschi amongst others. They're not in dire straits like Netherlands were when they missed out on the Euros and there seemed to be a total lack of players coming through to become a great side again. Italy have the players, it's just the coaches and decisions of the management have massively held them back and they've paid the ultimate price. Genuinely wouldn't surprise me if they were back to their best by Euro 2020 or the World Cup in 2022 (if not the Euros).
  42. 2 points
    You obviously haven't been in a long distance relationship...
  43. 2 points
    So in order for Messi to be great, he has to score a goal with his hand in a big world cup game, cheat to win said cup, get suspended for 2 years for kicking fuck out of Bilbao players, flop at both Barcelona and Sevilla, never win a champs league, get sent off in big games, get kicked out of world cups for failed drugs tests, never score in a final, put on weight and then have to take performance enhancing substances to lose it again and already be finished at the age of 30? The whole "Maradona carried every team all on his own and was never part of a losing team ever", is the most overplayed mythical nonsense you will hear in football.
  44. 2 points
    I don't know if you can ever prepare for penalties really. Personally, I get fed up hearing all this palava about England and taking penalties before each tournament. It's not bad luck, it happens too often to be bad luck. We're shit because we as a nation build up the issue too much psychologically. The media have prayed on this ever since Euro '96 because it happened so soon after World Cup '90 and coincidently against Germany. Since then, we've lost in WC'98, Euro 2004, WC '06 and Euro 2012. Our main problem has nothing to do with penalties, the fact is we just cannot hold on to a bloody lead. When we do have an advantage, we make it look like an Elephant's trunk clinging on to a daisy on the side of a mountain. Took the lead against Germany in '96, Argentina in '98, Portugal in '04 where we lost games on penalties. But we also took the lead in games against Brazil in the WC'02 quarters, at Euro 2002 twice against Portugal and Romania, two games we ended up losing and crashing out the group, not to mention France at Euro 2004, leaking two goals in injury time to go from victory to defeat. And then, there's Iceland as recent as Euro 2016... The nuts and bolts of it is we are unable/unwilling to stop the ball and retain possession long enough to prevail. We crumble at any sign of pressure. The opposition only need to fart near our goalmouth and we collapse like a pack of cards. There just isn't enough mental strength in our philosophy which only ends up creating more pressure onto ourselves. The minute it get's to penalties, psychologically we expect defeat. We don't envisage winning.
  45. 2 points
    03: SEPTEMBER; OUR CHAMPIONS LEAGUE DEBUT September is done and dusted and with it continues our inconsistent form. The month looks a lot worse than it was, the defeat against Stuttgart (who at the time had lost four straight games) was appalling but other than that we lost the games that we were expected to. The Napoli game was really unlucky, we held them at 0-0 until the 60th minute when Hamsik broke the deadlock. After that I risked going more attacking and was made to pay as the Italians doubled their lead. Back in Germany, we managed to beat a difficult Koln side 1-0 through Patrick Ebert who got his first goal for the club (my only signing to date and I'll come to him later). We then went 1-0 down against Schalke but rescued a point through Mark Uth who's absolutely deadly in front of goal. His all-round game needs work but his finishing is second to none. We got one clear chance and took it, a great point to have. We fell apart against Stuttgart and then narrowly lost against FC Barcelona. Samuel Umtiti scored after just 19 minutes but I'm proud to say that we kept Messi, Suarez and Dembele quiet. We had a few good chances ourselves but couldn't quite find the back of the net, the only worry for me is that we're on zero points after two games. It's vital that we get something against Monaco to at least step into the Europa League. BUNDESLIGA TABLE: Our target is 6th so we're not a million miles away. I'm expecting Mainz, Augsburg and Bremen to drop off but in the same breath Bayern Munich and Red Bull aren't firing yet. My ambition this season is to just have a quiet one, getting back into Europe is vital but I'm not expecting to pull up any trees. It's going to take three or four years to mould this side into something capable of winning the title. CHAMPIONS LEAGUE TABLE: As you'll have guessed, we sit bottom with zero points. The only saving grace is that @R-D's Monaco are also struggling for form. The next two games against them are massive and if we get the results we need might just throw ourselves back into the mix. I doubt we'll get ahead of either Napoli or Barcelona especially when we still have to play the latter in the Camp Nou but I'll try. TRANSFERS (PATRICK EBERT IN, NONE OUT): One in, none out this summer. The only player to join the ranks in Hoffenheim is 30 year old Patrick Ebert on a free transfer (stats above). I actually didn't want to sign anybody this window (and only had £4,000,000 to spend) but my Director of Football found Patrick and on a free I couldn't complain. He's worth a whopping £12,000,000 for those wanting to purchase him so whether he's good or bad we'll see a benefit.
  46. 2 points
    Welcome gents. Fisting competition starts tomorrow. First person to get an anal prolapse is demoted.
  47. 2 points
    Do I get a special award?
  48. 2 points
    I'll nominate @Batard for his practical jokes. Announcing a mafia wars to much fanfare and enthusiasm and then dropping a smoke bomb and getting the hell out of there 😂
  49. 2 points
    @Stan - only because white people are going to win all the other awards and we must prove we are an equal opportunity forum. edit: I am aware he isn't funny.
  50. 2 points
    Being a winner to Teso is a bit like being Rolf Harris' favourite grandson.