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PSG said no i reckon

I am sure glad I didnt say I would do that if Salah improves Liverpool!

Whole chickens? wtf

Single for less than a week and he's already thinking about dicking average white girls. WE NEED AN INTERVENTION

Literally laughing my ass off

That's a massive assumption mate and I disagree completely. Despite the reputation he's somehow managed to get from Liverpool fans for being a great shot stopper, he's actually a very bad one, consistently ranking near the bottom of the league in whatever metric you care to look at. I do think he's the better goalkeeper of the two (although that says more about Karius than it does Mignolet), but Karius's distribution is better, which may help us break down shit teams, and I think the defence looks a little more solid in front of Karius as well.

I don't have anything against Vegans either, but if their kids are malnourished, because they only feed them seeds and fresh air, then I have a problem with it.

I prefer grilled prawns or scallops, but yes, I approve

I spend most of my time drinking beer at the bach huts too and eating cripsy calamari with alli-olli.

I've never rated him as s top tier player. If Madrid offer you 100m+ I'd snatch their fucking hands off

You mean embreadded?

How I feel at bed time.

Well, I drank the Guinness, but I haven't received any head yet. Eyoooo.

It's called a 'widget' and its designed to give the Guinnessa decent head

Numerous studies have found that plants can actually hear themselves being eaten alive and try to defend by releasing certain chemicals Nature is brutal.