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Just now, Tommy said:

The only ad I got recently was for some clothes that looked like SirBalon designed them. 

Collectors items mate.... I wonder where he is?? not been on for a while or Palace Fan for that matter.. I wonder if they have eloped somewhere.. 

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8 minutes ago, Bluewolf said:

I have Adblocker running on mine so don't normally get ads but since having my movie website running I been coming home to notifications running all down the side of my laptop telling me there are women in my area who would love to meet up and have sex etc... I don't mind the ads just fed up of walking endless streets to find empty houses and old couples saying they don't have a clue who Natasha is??  

Just as I am typing this one has just popped up in the corner.. xD where did I leave my house keys?? 

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I like how you've been identified as an "older guy". xD how did they know? Do you search for google on your chrome searchbar?

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2 minutes ago, ...Dan said:

I like how you've been identified as an "older guy". xD how did they know? Do you search for google on your chrome searchbar?

xD

Just a random guess I think.. I get lots of different types, some telling me I have won prizes etc or coupons to spend in shops I have never heard of as well but knowing the internet they probably have my whole history of searches and data hidden away somewhere so who knows... maybe I should stop playing online bingo games and stop shopping for Old Spice.. If I start shopping for Nike items and caps you wear backwards on your head then maybe they might start targetting me as a younger person.. worth a shot.. 

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56 minutes ago, nudge said:

Wait till you start getting ads for feet fetish porn... xD 

 

12 minutes ago, ...Dan said:

I like how you've been identified as an "older guy". xD how did they know? Do you search for google on your chrome searchbar?

Also I might add you failed to pick up on Nudge getting foot fetish ads... :ph34r:

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3 minutes ago, Stan said:

Think we can all blame @MUFC for that xD

 

People always get targeted by sex ads or fetish ads etc... I don't ever see an ad that let's me know about a decent film release or a tv show about to launch or a recent breaking news story for example.. you go to one ' The Art of Toe Sucking' website and all hell breaks loose on your computer... 

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5 minutes ago, Bluewolf said:

People always get targeted by sex ads or fetish ads etc... I don't ever see an ad that let's me know about a decent film release or a tv show about to launch or a recent breaking news story for example.. you go to one ' The Art of Toe Sucking' website and all hell breaks loose on your computer... 

Art of toe sucking.

 

You tease.

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8 minutes ago, MUFC said:

Art of toe sucking.

 

You tease.

Are we sure MUFC isn't Balon? The timing's about right probably. He wasn't comfortable coming out of the foot closet as himself so he created a new account solely (lol) to express that side of himself? 🤔

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9 minutes ago, ...Dan said:

Are we sure MUFC isn't Balon? The timing's about right probably. He wasn't comfortable coming out of the foot closet as himself so he created a new account solely (lol) to express that side of himself? 🤔

Unlikely... No mention of Underpants or Hoovers in any of his posts... Not even one lengthy post??  If it was him the mask would have slipped by now..

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11 minutes ago, ...Dan said:

Are we sure MUFC isn't Balon? The timing's about right probably. He wasn't comfortable coming out of the foot closet as himself so he created a new account solely (lol) to express that side of himself? 🤔

Posts are too short. 

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12 minutes ago, ...Dan said:

Are we sure MUFC isn't Balon? The timing's about right probably. He wasn't comfortable coming out of the foot closet as himself so he created a new account solely (lol) to express that side of himself? 🤔

Is he a British Paki? Does he speak Punjabi lol.

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8 minutes ago, MUFC said:

Is he a British Paki? Does he speak Punjabi lol.

No.

5 minutes ago, MUFC said:

Tell me about Balon, seems an interesting chap.

Writes essays for a living and dresses up like Hector Bellerin. 

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6 minutes ago, MUFC said:

Tell me about Balon, seems an interesting chap.

2 minutes ago, Stan said:

Writes essays for a living and dresses up like Hector Bellerin. 

- Will defend Barca at all costs but won't hesitate to criticise Arsenal

- Hates Oezil

 

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3 minutes ago, MUFC said:

What were his views on ladies feet? When was he last on? Did he do weight lifting?

He'd be able to provide some info on high-end, extremely expensive footwear to ensure your precious ladies' feet were kept in good condition. Any normal socks or shoes wouldn't do!

He was last on 2-3 weeks ago I think. 

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4 hours ago, ...Dan said:

Is anyone else getting this? xD

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There's also one for older women. I'm on a coach and I have to keep scrolling away quickly before someone thinks I'm looking for "a blacky" or an old woman.

I get that one all the time.


There is certainly nothing to be ashamed of though if you were looking for a black woman. Black(and of course Indian and Latin) women have always done it for me.

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5 hours ago, ...Dan said:

Is anyone else getting this? xD

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There's also one for older women. I'm on a coach and I have to keep scrolling away quickly before someone thinks I'm looking for "a blacky" or an old woman.

You think that's awkward, I was tagged into a closed Facebook group called Lamp Lovers. Pretty fit birds with next to nothing on and a lamp somewhere in the picture. Sounds great.

Only problem is scrolling through facebook feeds, you literally never know when one of these pictures is gonna pop up amongst everything else, so when you are scrolling, you kinda go into 'slow mo' mode, enough to see the tip of the next post.

Its like your own version of Russian Roulette. Not a barrel of laughs when the girlfriend is present mind. Or your Mum.

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