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Just now, Tommy said:

Well, English bread is awful though. So white, so soft, so... sweet (most of the time). Can't beat a good German bakery :ph34r:

That's the closest I have heard for that erotic writing @SirBalon was on about a while back... I can almost imagine you licking your lips as you typed it.. xD

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1 minute ago, Tommy said:

Well, English bread is awful though. So white, so soft, so... sweet (most of the time). Can't beat a good German bakery :ph34r:

you know we don't only have white bread, right?

Softer the better usually. hence the reason for toasters if you want something a bit more crispier?

Although I love a crispy baguette with soft bread on the inside. 

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Just now, Tommy said:

 

Well, when I was there all I could find was this Sandwich-esque bread that fat Americans eat in the movies. 

you didn't look in the right places or went to the shittest shop ever.

Most supermarkets have sandwich-esque bread (sliced?) as well as large or small baguettes or unsliced loaves of bread (like tiger loaf). 

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1 minute ago, Stan said:

yep, of course @SirBalon shops at Waitrose xD 

I take food seriously mate and for me that’s the most important thing for a family. Waitrose has some decent stuff and even their meat is decent... But I buy my meat at my local butcher which is one of the best in London... I’m lucky to have it so close to me to be honest. 

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7 minutes ago, nudge said:

Wtf is tiger loaf?

Tiger Bread Nudge.. Tiger Bread

Image result for tiger bread

And here is their new loaf Leopard Bread.. Although I believe they are thinking of calling it Giraffe Bread they can't make their minds up... 

Image result for tiger bread

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11 minutes ago, Stan said:

come here and find out ;) 

Image result for tiger loaf

 

7 minutes ago, Bluewolf said:

Tiger Bread Nudge.. Tiger Bread

Image result for tiger bread

And here is there now loaf Leopard Bread.. Although I believe they are thinking of calling it Giraffe Bread they can't make their minds up... 

Image result for tiger bread

 

6 minutes ago, Cannabis said:

The side portion when you and @FOYM have your first date :ph34r:.

I'll bring proper bread with me... :ph34r::German:

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3 minutes ago, nudge said:

 

I'll bring proper bread with me... :ph34r::German:

Sounds a bit snobby.... Round my house you get what your given and like it.. xD If I want German Bread I will try it in Germany.. Can you imagine the cheek of it... Offer someone a sandwich and it's"oh no, I have my own bread thanks.." 

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1 minute ago, Bluewolf said:

Sounds a bit snobby.... Round my house you get what your given and like it.. xD If I want German Bread I will try it in Germany.. Can you imagine the cheek of it... Offer someone a sandwich and it's"oh no, I have my own bread thanks.." 

Now now, I'd never ever refuse a free sandwich xD

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I am reading that they have discovered a new Anti impotence gel made from all things Nitroglycerin.. You rub it on your penis and it releases nitric oxide gas into the blood stream and widens the blood vessels.. It's supposed to act 12 times faster than Viagra.. 

You wouldn't really want to be going hammer and tongs with nitroglycerin rubbed all over your equipment would you.. xD A slow night of gentle love making might be the order of the day there... 

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