Moderator Tommy Posted September 29, 2022 Moderator Share Posted September 29, 2022 2 minutes ago, DeadLinesman said: Holding my penis in your hands isn’t a crime x Well, they do say every criminal usually starts with small things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 7 minutes ago, DeadLinesman said: Holding my penis in your hands isn’t a crime x I think you will find holding a twelve year olds cock in his hands IS actually illegal mate.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadLinesman Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 51 minutes ago, Tommy said: Well, they do say every criminal usually starts with small things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted September 29, 2022 Administrator Share Posted September 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Bluewolf said: I think you will find holding a twelve year olds cock in his hands IS actually illegal mate.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 3 hours ago, Bluewolf said: You are... I am sure the daily usage of the word over there is much higher than the measly 24 you have mustered... He is a teacher though, has to be clean language mode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Spike said: He is a teacher though, has to be clean language mode I am talking about on here not in his serious life pursuits... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Bluewolf said: I am talking about on here not in his serious life pursuits... That is what I mean, it becomes habit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Spike said: That is what I mean, it becomes habit Very true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Viva la FCB+ Posted September 29, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted September 29, 2022 Sometime between 13-15 I was baby sitting for one of my Ma's best friends. She had a couple of young kids maybe around 8 and 6 at the time. I took a baby sitting course and everything, only did it maybe half a dozen times over a year or so for them before they moved. One night after putting the kids to bed I put on American Pie in the basement tv room and snuck a wank to Shannon Elizabeth in that legendary scene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadLinesman Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 10 minutes ago, Viva la FCB said: Sometime between 13-15 I was baby sitting for one of my Ma's best friends. She had a couple of young kids maybe around 8 and 6 at the time. I took a baby sitting course and everything, only did it maybe half a dozen times over a year or so for them before they moved. One night after putting the kids to bed I put on American Pie in the basement tv room and snuck a wank to Shannon Elizabeth in that legendary scene Yes. What a fucking hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted September 29, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted September 29, 2022 10 minutes ago, Viva la FCB said: Sometime between 13-15 I was baby sitting for one of my Ma's best friends. She had a couple of young kids maybe around 8 and 6 at the time. I took a baby sitting course and everything, only did it maybe half a dozen times over a year or so for them before they moved. One night after putting the kids to bed I put on American Pie in the basement tv room and snuck a wank to Shannon Elizabeth in that legendary scene Not gonna lie, the twist I expected here was you banging one of your Ma's best friends... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy Posted September 29, 2022 Moderator Share Posted September 29, 2022 4 minutes ago, nudge said: Not gonna lie, the twist I expected here was you banging one of your Ma's best friends... Same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 29 minutes ago, Viva la FCB said: Sometime between 13-15 I was baby sitting for one of my Ma's best friends. She had a couple of young kids maybe around 8 and 6 at the time. I took a baby sitting course and everything, only did it maybe half a dozen times over a year or so for them before they moved. One night after putting the kids to bed I put on American Pie in the basement tv room and snuck a wank to Shannon Elizabeth in that legendary scene Lmao that’s hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted September 29, 2022 Administrator Share Posted September 29, 2022 25 minutes ago, nudge said: Not gonna lie, the twist I expected here was you banging one of your Ma's best friends... 20 minutes ago, Tommy said: Same. Maybe he twisted the story to make it sound cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted September 29, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted September 29, 2022 16 minutes ago, Stan said: Maybe he twisted the story to make it sound cool Wanking to American Pie is supposed to sound cooler than banging his Ma's best friend?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted September 29, 2022 Administrator Share Posted September 29, 2022 6 minutes ago, nudge said: Wanking to American Pie is supposed to sound cooler than banging his Ma's best friend?... Shit I misread it. Nevermind. As you were... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 49 minutes ago, nudge said: Not gonna lie, the twist I expected here was you banging one of your Ma's best friends... Knowing this forum I half expected the twist to be one of the babies instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted September 29, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted September 29, 2022 2 minutes ago, Danny said: Knowing this forum I half expected the twist to be one of the babies instead Fucking hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 4 minutes ago, nudge said: Fucking hell. So no more paedo jokes then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted September 29, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted September 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Danny said: So no more paedo jokes then Yeah, preferably Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 Just now, nudge said: Yeah, preferably My bad, good to know boundaries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Viva la FCB+ Posted September 29, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted September 29, 2022 1 hour ago, nudge said: Not gonna lie, the twist I expected here was you banging one of your Ma's best friends... Yeah that would have been a story Im far less cool then that though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 6 hours ago, Spike said: He is a teacher though, has to be clean language mode I’m a dick on here. Quite a different persona compared to my day to day life. It’s my escape where I just type crap and go “ahhh” I feel better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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