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How were you born?  

14 members have voted

  1. 1. How did you find your way into this world?

    • Through a vagina
      6
    • Caesarean section
      6
    • I don't know
      0
    • Other (please DO specify)
      2


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Hospitals were a rarity for births in my days after WWll, I was born in 1949 in my parents bedroom with the local midwife there for the delivery with 2 of our eldest sisters, hospitals came after and the clearing up was down to the midwife and our eldest sisters, I do believe my dad was away then in the Merchant Navy.

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9 hours ago, CaaC (John) said:

Hospitals were a rarity for births in my days after WWll, I was born in 1949 in my parents bedroom with the local midwife there for the delivery with 2 of our eldest sisters, hospitals came after and the clearing up was down to the midwife and our eldest sisters, I do believe my dad was away then in the Merchant Navy.

I see you voted "other". So if it was not a natural birth, and not a c-section.... how did you get out?

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41 minutes ago, Tommy said:

I see you voted "other". So if it was not a natural birth, and not a c-section.... how did you get out?

You see mate, it was 1949 it was a natural birth but at the time vaginas hadn’t been invented yet.

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1 hour ago, Tommy said:

I see you voted "other". So if it was not a natural birth, and not a c-section.... how did you get out?

Change that to I don't know then, what, do you want me to say 'Through a vagina' ? I cant put that because I was first born and I did not know what a vagina was.   xD

Maybe I stuck my head out, had a quick look around and said "Fuck that, don't like the looks of this..." and stuck my head back in until they hauled me back out. O.o

 

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2 hours ago, CaaC (John) said:

Change that to I don't know then, what, do you want me to say 'Through a vagina' ? I cant put that because I was first born and I did not know what a vagina was.   xD

Maybe I stuck my head out, had a quick look around and said "Fuck that, don't like the looks of this..." and stuck my head back in until they hauled me back out. O.o

 

I think you're over thinking it. 

No one is saying you have to know how you got out at the time xD

 

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