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Which sex are you ?  

22 members have voted

  1. 1. You are ?

    • Male
      16
    • Female
      0
    • Transsexual
      0
    • Currently a Man inside a woman's body
      0
    • Currently a Woman inside a man's body
      4
    • Asexual
      0
    • Hermaphrodite
      2


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17 hours ago, Eco said:

You definitely belong in the state of Alabama. xD

Honestly I don't think it's that radical. I've always viewed gender as a scientific fact of what's in your pants rather than a state of mind.

 

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33 minutes ago, Harry said:

Honestly I don't think it's that radical. I've always viewed gender as a scientific fact of what's in your pants rather than a state of mind.

 

Some countries don't recognize any third gender in official work, get a surgery and change to whatever gender you like. 

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1 hour ago, Tommy said:

I sexually identify as a failure.

 

You're a rare breed. I mean you only got the Ferrari F1 team and Williams F1 team for company.

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On 08/07/2019 at 14:05, nudge said:

An attack helicopter option is missing...duh.

Sexual act with the female on top. The female does a split and inserts lubed penis into vagina. The male then grabs hold of the female's legs and spins her around rapidly, similar to that of a helicopter's blades. 
Has a high failure rate, roughly 100%. Failure results in Female either falling over or vomiting, and Male losing penis. 
Theoretically, a successful helicopter, if done fast enough, could generate lift for the female for about 2 seconds. There have been 3 reported cases of success, but they were all in Japan so you never know.
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7 minutes ago, Bluewolf said:
Sexual act with the female on top. The female does a split and inserts lubed penis into vagina. The male then grabs hold of the female's legs and spins her around rapidly, similar to that of a helicopter's blades. 
Has a high failure rate, roughly 100%. Failure results in Female either falling over or vomiting, and Male losing penis. 
Theoretically, a successful helicopter, if done fast enough, could generate lift for the female for about 2 seconds. There have been 3 reported cases of success, but they were all in Japan so you never know.

Sounds like fun xD Are you by any chance one of the 3 reported cases of success?... 

 

I meant this ancient meme though:

"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a child I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking Jim Broadbent but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding."

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7 hours ago, RandoEFC said:

If I was six inches deep into a lucky lady while I was flicking through TF365 and finding this thread does that count as being a man inside a woman's body?

Only if you have her consent ! 

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10 hours ago, RandoEFC said:

If I was six inches deep into a lucky lady while I was flicking through TF365 and finding this thread does that count as being a man inside a woman's body?

6 inches? Behave. 

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On 08/07/2019 at 07:53, McAzeem said:

Just a poll to see which gender group is represented the most on here. Answers can be anonymous. 

You can get lynched for this thread in 2021, as people find it offensive. 

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