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As an emergency? It's quicker to go to the shop than wait for it to defrost

Single for less than a week and he's already thinking about dicking average white girls. WE NEED AN INTERVENTION

Let's not go there... I prefer to keep my erotic thoughts to myself

It's called a 'widget' and its designed to give the Guinnessa decent head

Welcome along mate

welcome to the forum by the way

Done.

She's a bit of a ten to two'er. Ten to two, you'll do.

saw a stat earlier: Messi scored his 366th La Liga goal yesterday. If he didn't score in his next 480 games in La Liga, his goals per game average would STILL be higher than Raul, and we all appreciate the quality of the Spanish strikers, listed as one of the all-time greats to be honest. Just puts Messi's achievements in to even more perspective.

The connection between Nudge and humidity is another of those erotic moments I’ve been going on about that can turn up mate.

Andy Robertson is fucking ace.

First League Title??? I remember our first game... A 4-0 friendly win over Liverpool... The Horse and carriage was doomed as mode of transport after they introduced the Motor Car Act in 1903 and penalties for reckless driving.. The speed limit went up from 14mph to a top hat wobbling 20mph...

Anyone up for a swim?

Congrats mate, sounds like one of those one-time opportunities so you did good. Let's just hope your former manager doesn't end up wanting to knife you like that guy where you used to work or Pornea.

Weird week at work. Was my year anniversary of working there on Tuesday gone, my manager called me into a room absolutely fuming because the ops manager wanted to take me from his team and put me on to a brand new team because of the fact I am one of the more people people on the floor, without sound big headed. I get on great with my manager so obviously didn't want to leave his team and told him I would say no. Then soon after I got pulled into a meeting with the lady who'd be my new manager if I was to take the offer up and she was making me promises and assurances about future progress. I spent the full day talking to other manager, including those who have progressed quickly and I even spoke to the ops manager about being trained up to be a manager myself in the mid term. Ended up taking the offer up, much to the annoyance of my TM but it is a great opportunity. Not just that but I put in for a promotion recently and it looks likely that I will get that and I will find out next week. Over the last 4 weeks or so I have been doing coaching with new colleagues and taking training sessions as well so I have a bit of experience. The job I've put in for is pretty much all about that. Long gone are the days of work in security and being stood doing nothing but argue with people all day. Leaving that shite to work in an office based job which has good progression opportunities is the best decision I've made. P.S. There is probably a work thread, but I don't care so get fucked.