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This had me in stitches this morning. Had to keep watching the part where he ducks and then rises up. Please tell me it's not just me that found it hilarious. Man, I love dogs!

Ew, no thanks. She looks like a man

Yeah these are the most common but you have to cure it the first time and you always have to clean it and dry it so it's not the most comfy one, i've been using one similar to the one to the left on this picture for years and it's worked wonders, you don't have to do nothing to it, just make sure it's kinda thick so that the outside doesn't gets too hot.

Naah man, it's still technically a shitty thing to say, especially to an African. The internet is going to make sure that Sarfaraz will be fucked.

Will be very interesting to see what happens in the next month or so from a Pochettino point of view. Given what he's had to endure this season with the stadium palava and not being able to strengthen the team (I'm certain he would have if he had the choice), seeing a promising season evaporate might just be enough to make him call it a day. There's only so many times you can put up with near misses, especially when you think they are competitive in all four competitions, 90 minutes away from a Wembley final, firmly in the Champions League slots etc. Got to have something to show for this season you'd think. I'd be nervous for sure with United and Real on the scout for potential new managers in the summer.

@Azeem Thoughts on this. That's racist. Nice to see loads of Pakistanis online are calling it wrong, instead of looking at it as harmless. Even the lad who tweeted this as a joke first has apologised. Surely in today's world Sarfaraz is going to be in huge trouble. Translation of Sarfaraz's words there, 'Hey Blacky is your mum sitting here or what have you eaten today that you're so lucky today?

@Test team Would have put Butler in there instead of Pant. Pant has done well (two away centuries already), but Butler was a different class against us and made some stellar contributions which shifted the results completely from a possible Indian win to England win in couple of matches. Happy to see Holder. Lone warrior against us with the bat and bowl. He is very underrated. @Kohli diva debate I don't mind his modelling or commercial gigs. They have a short shelf life and need to make most of it. What I do mind is his and his wife's obsession to milk every achievement and make it about themselves. There were even rumours about her being present in team meetings. And who can forget this infamous photo taken at the Indian High Commission in UK during England tour, where she had absolutely no business being part of it, while the vice captain was thrown in the last row. Same thing happened during Australian tour when the team went to meet the Aussie PM. It was an official visit and again it was Anushka in the front. She has no business being around the team.

I feel so illiterate after seeing this thread

Clashes between people and elephants intensify in India as firebombs are used " They must assimilate into human societies this is a mammal land formed on primate values " angry crowd says https://splixa.com/elephants-attacked-indians-west-bengal?fbclid=IwAR2GGgaIOg0r5jA9oy3OSPaiQqqZX4k_lezXpmY8bSWtDj4rs6-Fd9Hk6_k

Smoking.

A real shame, agreed. #GetWellSoonHector

@Stan Better than Wisdon cricketers of the year Winning a series against us in UAE is quite an achievement who was the last team to do that ? so you can see why they picked three Kiwis. Same goes for India with their win in Australia Abbass is class and so is Rabada Haven't followed the Windies at all so can't say anything about Holder Lol only one Australian and he is bald

His route back has surfaced online

No doubt the man's a bellend, but I can't agree with this. Sturridge and Suarez were brilliant (worth noting he rescued Sturridge from the scrap heap at Chelsea) but just look at the rest of the squad. Mignolet: Shite. Johnson: Shite. Flanagan: Shite. Cissokho: Absolute fucking dogshit. The centre halves (Agger, Sakho, Skrtel, Toure) were decent but no more, and only when they were fit. In the midfield you had Gerrard, who everyone said was finished and had been for a few years, Henderson, about whom big questions were being asked, and Joe Allen, who was the very essence of mediocrity. Going forward apart from the aforementioned, there was Coutinho at 21 and the teenage Sterling. Both very raw. Then Aspas and Luis Alberto. Both very shite. That squad had absolutely no business being anywhere near the top of the league, and Rodgers deserves a lot of credit for getting them as close as he did. Would a more pragmatic manager have just taken the draw we needed at home to Chelsea? Probably, but a more pragmatic manager wouldn't have had us in a position where that was good enough. I think he's a limited manager, but clearly good at what he does. I'd like to see him back in the Premier League. He's good something to prove and I'm intrigued to see what he'd do with this Leicester squad. At the very least he wouldn't just park the bus and be happy with a 1 or 2 goal loss against the top sides.

Just installed Stardew Valley today. BIG mistake. Spent the last couple of hours after work farming and catching fish. FFS

Just finished season 5 of the best cop comedy show on TV. NINE NINE!

Ya know, I thought Liverpool would eventually capitulate and fall down the table. But I suppose since Gerrard isn't around to fuck everything up, that isn't going to happen. Congratulations all of our Liverpool supporters on the league title.