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Cicero

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Status Updates posted by Cicero

  1. Kingsley Coman has just turned 24 and has won 7 league titles in 3 different countries. 

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      Dr. Gonzo

      He's been at PSG, Juve and Bayern... I sort of expect him to have a ridiculous title haul at this point.

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      Stan

      And a World Cup as well? Or was he not in that squad?

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      Viva la FCB

      @Stan pretty sure he missed out due to injury. The kids been made of glass is about the only complaint at this point.

  2. Prime Maldini was so good he was asked to man mark Ronaldo, and 70% of the time he solely kept him out of the game. 

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      Spike

      And Cesare was quite an old coot as well.

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      SirBalon 69

      Messi would man mark Maldini!

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      Devil-Dick Willie

      Messi would dodge him like a tax

  3. Who will be the next German and Italian Champion that isn't Bayern or Juve?

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      Spike

      Leverkusen and Lazio

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      Devil-Dick Willie

      Neverkusen? no chance m8. Dortmund and Inter

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      Spike

      Leicester? no chance m8

  4. Chronicles of Narnia: The lion, the witch, and the specy kid who shit himself 

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      Spike

      and that kid would grow up to be PM of Australia

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      Azeem

      Read somewhere there is some connection with the Trinity in the authors mind

  5. 11 years since the F@CKING DISGRACE

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      Spike

      you guys have two world cups, fuck off. the only chance australia had the little shitstain fabio grosso dived; and I liked that Italian team before that. 

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      Berserker

      Yeah, but could have more than Brazil. :( I remember that game also, as soon as i saw that i called robbery. I would have liked if you guys won that WC if it wasn't us.

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      Azeem

      Argentina haven't won anything for a while now 

  6. Anyone else growing a quarantine beard?

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      CaaC (John)

      Just keep the middle bit shaved, I can't be arsed with the rest.

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      Stan

      Gone 11 days without shaving so far. Last time I think I went this long without shaving is when someone died in the family 5 years ago xD. Not allowed to shave for so long for some reason (don't ask, some odd religious tradition). 

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      Redcanuck

      I tried it for the first 5 days or so, but mainly to see what colour it would come in.  After seeing it was coming in white, I shaved and keep it shaved.

  7. No football so I watched Frozen and Frozen 2 with my daughter. If this is "the Disney film" of today's generation, then Disney has dropped their standards. 

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      Eco

      Ah, I actually didn't find them that bad. A touch of adult humor wrapped up in a story. There are much worse things to watch with your daughter. 

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      Mpache

      Jeffrey Katzenverg should have been promoted.

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      Azeem

      Watch Ethel and Earnest 

  8. January 2011. Ancelotti tells our board to forget about pursuing Aguero for Torres. 

    A month which will live in infamy. 

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      Spike

      Shuttup! we aren’t supposed to talk about thia

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      Happy Blue

      You can buy him now if you want? :ph34r:

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      Mel81x

      Nah he went to the right club in the end and we got to offload Fernando and pave the way for obscene money spending and worthless acquisitions. 

  9. Wtf happend to Bojan 

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      Eco

      Montreal Impact

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      Spike

      Mental health issues that weren't adressed at Barcelona. Apparently they were pretty shit to him.

  10. Teso banned? Someone spill the tea 

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      Cicero

      Was it via pm or on a post? I’m confused 

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      Stan

      @Storts you don't know the half of it and can only come to a conclusion based on knowing little of the facts. We've not 'dropped the ball' at all.

      @Cicero in a PM involving all staff members.

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      Storts

      @Stan I fully support your decision - I trust your judgement on the matter - completely unacceptable.

      However, I'm referring to the lead up to this, and previous decisions, or non decisions, that may have contributed to where we have got to. I think it was completely avoidable. But this probably isn't the time or the place to discuss - so well done for taking decisive action at this point.  

  11. Why the fuck does Dunkirk have a 7.9 on IMDB?

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      Mel81x

      Think that number is nothing to go by really. You've got people who just got there and give it a 5 because its not really their kind of movie. Now open that up to the world and the numbers start to look a bit skewed. I'd also wager that a lot of those people never even watched the movie and read a review which slated the movie and just said sure i'll give it a lower score. 

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      Spike

      It's a fine film but it's nowhere near perfect, nor is 7.9 a bad score. If 5/10 was the minimum bar for a decent albeit unremarkable film then 7.9/10 is quite high.

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      6666

      It's a 7/10 film.

  12. KSI won btw

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      DeadLinesman

      And zero fucks were given.

  13. "Remember, no Russian" 

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      Cicero

      Modern Warfare 2, when you slaughter innocents at the airport. 

      Still can't believe they put that in there. 

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      Dr. Gonzo

      Yeah I remember "No Russian" from that slaughtering the airport part. Wasn't sure which game it was though. You know you can beat that mission without killing anyone though and not firing off a shot?

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      Spike

      Good ol’ false flag terrorist attacks. I wonder how many times it has happened in real life.

  14. SIRBALON LIKED MY POST

  15. This Talk Football Forum or Talk Formula One Forum?

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      Azeem

      I petition to form a sub section for Cricket Talk Cricket 360 

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      The Palace Fan

      What would you talk about on the other five days of the year?

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      Azeem

      Its more like a circle 360 

  16. Which is the more damaging insult. Sack of wine, or street rat?

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      Devil-Dick Willie

      "now we'll see who shits on the sidewalk"

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      Berserker

      Street rat of course, i'd bet some would even take sack of wine as a compliment.

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      Spike

      Sack of rat.

  17. Hi, I'm Bruno!

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      Azeem

      Are you the Bruno from the Boy in the striped pajamas ?

  18. His name is Aegon Targaryen 

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      Devil-Dick Willie

      His name was Robert Paulson 

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      Azeem

      His name is Teso dos Bichos 

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      Tommy

      Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

  19. Danny Drinkwater is a perv

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      Cicero

      Can't screenshot it, however the bloke likes a bunch of the typical instagram models showing themselves half naked. 

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      True Blue

      He is a man of my culture then

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      6666

      Isn't that what Instagram is for...? 

  20. Haha remember when we had Pato and Falcao on loan? The fuck was that about

  21. A reminder that Ryan Bertrand is a Champions League winner 

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      Cicero

      Think it's quite amazing he played LW and helped keeping Robben and Lahm tame. 

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      God is Haaland

      Reminder that KG19 is a world champion.

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      Devil-Dick Willie

      The worst team to win a champions league game, under near farcical conditions. Power to them though, can never be taken away.

  22. Remember, Remember, the fifth of November...

  23. Breakfast in bed must be the most overrated thing in existence. 

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      SirBalon

      Not only is it totally overrated but as Berserker made a point on, crumbs in bread (it can be worse than crumbs depending on what you have for breakfast), but also very uncomfortable. I don't like it at all.

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      Inverted

      To me half the enjoyment of breakfast time is going through my routine of making a pot of coffee, pouring some juice, and cutting up some fruit. Just sounds boring and inconvenient to eat in bed.

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      SirBalon

      I'm not even gonna ask why @Cannabis mate because it's too close to bedtime! Hahaha :banana: