Coronavirus (COVID-19) Outbreak

[Guest]

Piers Morgan has been asking people to get a booster jab. For once I have to agree with him. Gonna take a very long shower with bleach now 

[MUFC]

3 hours ago, Machado said:

The vaccines are meant to make us all gay.

If you go to the doctor and he whips out his "Johnson and Johnson", that should be a red flag right there. Johnson is another word for penis. That's not a coincidence.

If I don't let a man put his penis in my asshole and bust a nut, why should I let some doctor have sex with my arm? A syringe is basically an ejaculating dildo and it's still gay no matter what hole it goes in.

They're also talking about making this into a "man date". Now I don't know about you but I always thought dating a man was pretty gay, I've never had to suck anyone's dick to go to a restaurant before, why should I start now?

 

(don't worry this is a copypasta)

Any Johnson pics?

[Stan]

 

 

[Tommy]

So Omicron is the real MVP?

[The Artful Dodger]

11 minutes ago, Tommy said:

So Omicron is the real MVP?

If you think of COVID as being like Manchester United, then OMICRON could well be our Solskjaer.

Edited December 11, 2021 by The Artful Dodger

[Honey Honey]

Happy Blue tagging Artful Dodger into the thread

[The Artful Dodger]

Not true. Won’t get many people more pro vaccine than me. The West’s inability to conceive that we have to live with a disease is extremely damaging though and should be challenged. People genuinely enjoy the sense of power and control this pandemic has given them and they don’t want to lose it.

The problems being stored up by all this aren’t all immediately apparent but will fester and explode at some point. In particular our total disregard for children’s education. 

Edited December 12, 2021 by The Artful Dodger

[The Artful Dodger]

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/dec/12/omicron-is-sneaky-it-could-be-fatal-for-us-or-for-our-faith-in-government
 

Good example of what I’m talking about. This person seems to think that OMICRON being mild and thus meaning an end to restrictions would actually be BAD news. There is now an almost munchausen mentality amongst many. They love the rolling drama of ‘variants’, ‘panic’. ‘deaths’,.

[Honey Honey]

3 hours ago, The Artful Dodger said:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/dec/12/omicron-is-sneaky-it-could-be-fatal-for-us-or-for-our-faith-in-government
 

Good example of what I’m talking about. This person seems to think that OMICRON being mild and thus meaning an end to restrictions would actually be BAD news. There is now an almost munchausen mentality amongst many. They love the rolling drama of ‘variants’, ‘panic’. ‘deaths’,.

The article doesn't look anywhere near as dramatic as your post.

They say the outcome is lose lose. Suggesting if Omicron public health responses show to be more than required, there could be a loss of trust in public health authorities that could roll into future threats making them harder to deal with. I think that's a reasonable thought which could become of strategical consideration to that field. They are not saying they want it to be bad nor what is worse. Merely that whatever the outcome isn't going to be entirely positive from a public health point of view. 

[Stan]

UK covid level alert sadly raised from 3 to 4.

Boris press conference at 8pm. Hope he's announcing he's fucking off but one can live in hope. 

[Bluebird Hewitt]

15 cases of Omicron variant currently identified in Wales and current data showing that symptoms are generally mild

Level raised from three to four with restrictions likely to occur as each weekly review takes place.

More soon.

[Stan]

The announcement from Boris was a total waste of time.

[RandoEFC+]

23 minutes ago, Stan said:

The announcement from Boris was a total waste of time.

Just thinks another three-word catch phrase and bleating on about the vaccine and bringing the army in again is all he has to do to get a polling boost. He's a busted flush. 

[Guest]

Apparently a man in New Zealand got  paid to take the covid vaccine 9 times in one day by people who didnt want to take it 

[The Artful Dodger]

1 hour ago, Gunnersauraus said:

Apparently a man in New Zealand got  paid to take the covid vaccine 9 times in one day by people who didnt want to take it 

Surely he’d be seriously ill from that? Also, would the doctors not see all the needle holes? 

[Waylander]

I was looking at an article by the founder of the PCR test, said it was wrong to use this test as it could not distinguish between a live virus or a dead virus.

[Stan]

4 minutes ago, Waylander said:

I was looking at an article by the founder of the PCR test, said it was wrong to use this test as it could not distinguish between a live virus or a dead virus.

Got a link?

[The Artful Dodger]

Predictable outage as people try to get their booster booked. I think I’ll leave mine until early New Year, unless it calms down by next week.

[Guest]

36 minutes ago, The Artful Dodger said:

Surely he’d be seriously ill from that? Also, would the doctors not see all the needle holes? 

I dont know mate. Read it on Yahoo. They did say it was dangerous. 

[Stan]

Ryanair

 

 

[6666]

Covid passes to be a thing now at large events in England. Don't actually know how to feel about this. If they extend this to public transport then that will be one massive headache.

[The Artful Dodger]

It’s inoperable. At football matches nobody checks at all.

[Tommy]

6 hours ago, 6666 said:

Covid passes to be a thing now at large events in England. Don't actually know how to feel about this. If they extend this to public transport then that will be one massive headache.

Already a normal thing in Germany. They started doing it in public transport two weeks ago too. But not that you have to show it whenever you enter a bus or a train. They just do random checks. 

[Azeem]

[The Artful Dodger]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/dec/15/londoners-with-cold-symptoms-more-likely-to-have-covid-expert-omicron