Whiskey 1,192 Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 I've always stood up to wipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunnersaurus 200 Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 @Stan @MUFC I can't believe we have two threads on the forum about wiping your ass Actually I can believe it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ 15,325 Posted February 8, 2023 Subscriber Share Posted February 8, 2023 Bum gun is the best thing ever. Those who use toilet paper only are dirty barbarians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,617 Posted February 8, 2023 Moderator Share Posted February 8, 2023 14 minutes ago, nudge said: Bum gun is the best thing ever. Those who use toilet paper only are dirty barbarians What about wet wipes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf 7,161 Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 14 minutes ago, nudge said: Bum gun is the best thing ever. Those who use toilet paper only are dirty barbarians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ 15,325 Posted February 8, 2023 Subscriber Share Posted February 8, 2023 15 minutes ago, Tommy said: What about wet wipes? Better, but still not the same! 15 minutes ago, Bluewolf said: Preach it, brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf 7,161 Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 3 minutes ago, nudge said: Better, but still not the same! Preach it, brother No Bum guns on a desert island... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,617 Posted February 8, 2023 Moderator Share Posted February 8, 2023 I think we need a Bum Gun thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ 15,325 Posted February 8, 2023 Subscriber Share Posted February 8, 2023 1 minute ago, Bluewolf said: No Bum guns on a desert island... No toilet either, so I guess we'll have to compromise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ 15,325 Posted February 8, 2023 Subscriber Share Posted February 8, 2023 1 minute ago, Tommy said: I think we need a Bum Gun thread. The peasants on here wouldn't know what it is ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coma 1,766 Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 I stand. Yeah I said it. I stand up and bend over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,617 Posted February 8, 2023 Moderator Share Posted February 8, 2023 3 minutes ago, Coma said: I stand up and bend over. @MUFC ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 5,103 Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 Bidets are game changers, I was hesitant but I implore everyone invest in one. Even if it is cheap one you attach to th rim of the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunnersaurus 200 Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 14 minutes ago, Spike said: Bidets are game changers, I was hesitant but I implore everyone invest in one. Even if it is cheap one you attach to th rim of the toilet. Is that the things that stop the water splashing? Just put a bit of toilet paper in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 5,103 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, Gunnersaurus said: Is that the things that stop the water splashing? Just put a bit of toilet paper in there Your arsehole stops the water splashing mate, then you turn it off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunnersaurus 200 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Just now, Spike said: Your arsehole stops the water splashing mate, then you turn it off Ow you are on about the things that clean your ass. We don't generally use them in the UK. I thought you were on about the things that stop the water splashing on your ass you put in the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunnersaurus 200 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 53 minutes ago, Coma said: I stand. Yeah I said it. I stand up and bend over. Are you talking about when you wipe your ass or other situations? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 5,103 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, Gunnersaurus said: Ow you are on about the things that clean your ass. We don't generally use them in the UK. I thought you were on about the things that stop the water splashing on your ass you put in the toilet. Geez mate I didn’t just discover a toilet seat aged 29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunnersaurus 200 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 @Spike I was talking about these things you put down the toilet to stop it splashing. Not toilet seats ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunnersaurus 200 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 @Spike Actually I'm not sure what I'm talking about exists maybe I saw it on dragons den or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coma 1,766 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 25 minutes ago, Gunnersaurus said: Are you talking about when you wipe your ass or other situations? I'll DM you my number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Viva la FCB+ 2,557 Posted February 10, 2023 Subscriber Share Posted February 10, 2023 On 08/02/2023 at 15:42, Spike said: Bidets are game changers, I was hesitant but I implore everyone invest in one. Even if it is cheap one you attach to th rim of the toilet. Can confirm, I fought the idea for years until I tried one. I ordered that shit as soon as it was on sale after that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 8,190 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 On 08/02/2023 at 15:11, Coma said: I stand. Yeah I said it. I stand up and bend over. Draw us a picture to confirm that I'm visualising this correctly please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 8,190 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 1 minute ago, Viva la FCB said: Can confirm, I fought the idea for years until I tried one. I ordered that shit as soon as it was on sale after that day. I too am on team bidet. I bought mine during the great toilet paper shortage of 2020 because going to the supermarket every day and not seeing a single roll of toilet paper anywhere was fucking traumatic. I still don't understand that. "Oh no, there's a respiratory illness spreading all around the world. Surely this means we'll never stop shitting if we catch it." Fucking absolute dickheads. Although they resulted in me getting a bum gun and now I'm pretty sure my arse is the cleanest it's ever been in my life... so I guess I should be really thanking them for the poo paranoia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coma 1,766 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 11 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said: Draw us a picture to confirm that I'm visualising this correctly please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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