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12 hours ago, Whiskey said:

I hope you take a shit in his pillow when you come to leave, what a dick move.

 

10 hours ago, Toinho said:

And ejaculate in his shampoo 

 

3 hours ago, Rick said:

And piss in his apple  juice. 

 

2 hours ago, Tommy said:

And tie his shoelaces together. That's a classic! 

 

2 hours ago, CaaC (John) said:

Blow your nose in his coffee/tea/pint.

 

37 minutes ago, Stan said:

Swap the sugar and the salt. ABSOLUTE CLASSIC! 

 

34 minutes ago, The Palace Fan said:

Put cling film over the toilet bowl.

 

31 minutes ago, Toinho said:

Wasabi in his toothpaste 

Whatever you do make sure you don't move in with any of these fuckers.... xD

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26 minutes ago, UNORTHODOX said:

Go to your local homeless shelter for free soup and bread. They may even let you stay the night :93_punch:

Having worked at one of these shelters in Melbourne I can tell you that the standard of people in attendance is different than you'd think. 

I'd estimate less than a quarter of those there on the day I worked looked genuinely like the type that would be sleeping in a public park or outside a shopfront. Quite a lot of 60 yrs or olders, including couples. 

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On 04/04/2021 at 20:01, Devil-Dick Willie said:

Exactly. Also 3rd wheeling a disabled couple seems unideal. 


you'd be my son, not a 3rd wheel. I'd drive you to school and pack your lunch. Hint: the lunch is a vegemite sandwhich with an apple

 

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