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[Bluewolf]

1 hour ago, Danny said:

Ha no evidence will be left.

None of that stuff though, I'm not your age 😏

Not yet... but if you are lucky you my get to be.. 

[Toinho]

1 hour ago, Danny said:

Just booked a day off on the 25th which is a Monday so I can watch England vs Pananama at the pub at midnight. Don't trust myself to not get pissed and come home at 6am before going to work 😂 Coincidentally it's the day I do my stand up comedy gig at an actual comedy club on an actual stage in front of actual people, so I'll have the day to obsess and shit myself over it.

Good luck mate. Surprises me. 

[Danny]

11 hours ago, Toinho said:

Good luck mate. Surprises me. 

What my ability to be funny or my spelling of the country Panama?

[Spike]

15 hours ago, Danny said:

Just booked a day off on the 25th which is a Monday so I can watch England vs Pananama at the pub at midnight. Don't trust myself to not get pissed and come home at 6am before going to work 😂 Coincidentally it's the day I do my stand up comedy gig at an actual comedy club on an actual stage in front of actual people, so I'll have the day to obsess and shit myself over it.

You mustn't try out much of your good material out on us then lol

[Danny]

6 minutes ago, Spike said:

You mustn't try out much of your good material out on us then lol

wanker

[Spike]

19 minutes ago, Danny said:

wanker

Don't want anybody thieving your big break, eh?

[El Profesor]

On 11/06/2018 at 20:59, Blue said:

What do you mean by work remote?

I am thinking about the job. I'd have to cover football and husky sledding. Its one of the biggest papers in Yukon too, so it would really be kicking off my career. My only concern is it would be a big sacrifice as I don't know anyone in Yukon. I'm also worried about my anxiety. I have improved hugely on that and am not as anxious as I used to be, but given there are only 25,000 people there, it worries me a bit.

At the same time, I know its the right place to go if I want to move forward. Its just a risk in terms of backup from others.

I was about to ask you it. I mean, isn´t finding job at sports media easier in Canada than in Peru?

I studied with a guy who covers Atlético Paranaense for GloboEsporte.com, that´s a good gig to start, but he´s so diehard and passioned about the team that I´m afraid that he maxed out. I´d love to see him getting to national media, I´ve always liked him.

 

[Guest]

Just now, El Profesor said:

I was about to ask you it. I mean, isn´t finding job at sports media easier in Canada than in Peru?

I studied with a guy who covers Atlético Paranaense for GloboEsporte.com, that´s a good gig to start, but he´s so diehard and passioned about the team that I´m afraid that he maxed out. I´d love to see him getting to national media, I´ve always liked him.

 

I don't know if its "easier". I think its a difficult decision for me. In Canada I'd likely have to cover a variety of sports and get payed well, where as in Peru I'd have to cover just football and get payed poorly.

[Danny]

36 minutes ago, Spike said:

Don't want anybody thieving your big break, eh?

I open with there once was a prick called Spike, who will hopefully get shot outside a school

[Spike]

1 minute ago, Danny said:

I open with there once was a prick called Spike, who will hopefully get shot outside a school

My wife's youngest sister was shot at school.

 

JOKES

Edited June 15, 2018 by Spike

[Danny]

1 minute ago, Spike said:

My wife's youngest sister was shot at school.

 

JOKES

Could give you some tips then

[Spike]

Just now, Danny said:

Could give you some tips then

Number one is 'living in America'.

[Danny]

Just now, Spike said:

Number one is 'living in America'.

Followed by "go stand outside a school"

[Spike]

Just now, Danny said:

Followed by "go stand outside a school"

And lastly is 'don't get killed by a Jihadist in London first'.

[Danny]

Just now, Spike said:

And lastly is 'don't get killed by a Jihadist in London first'.

Statistically more likely to kill my girlfriend than get killed by a Jihadist in London

[Spike]

Just now, Danny said:

Statistically more likely to kill my girlfriend than get killed by a Jihadist in London

Why would you kill your own hand?

[Danny]

Just now, Spike said:

Why would you kill your own hand?

I don't like the left one

[Spike]

Just now, Danny said:

I don't like the left one

I thought you were one of those weird types that had two right hands? Ya know, mum drank too much when she was preggo.

[Danny]

Just now, Spike said:

I thought you were one of those weird types that had two right hands? Ya know, mum drank too much when she was preggo.

I'm not from the bush like you

[Spike]

Just now, Danny said:

I'm not from the bush like you

That is petrol mixed with brasso you're thinking of. 

[Danny]

2 minutes ago, Spike said:

That is petrol mixed with brasso you're thinking of. 

I don't understand cars

[Spike]

Just now, Danny said:

I don't understand cars

Not the only thing apparently. 

[Danny]

1 minute ago, Spike said:

Not the only thing apparently. 

yeah inbred Australians too

[Spike]

Just now, Danny said:

yeah inbred Australians too

It's a cultural heritage thing, I thought'd you understand, cuzzo

[Azeem]

Yesterday on my way to home on a bus there was an old man sitting, i sat next to him and said Hi and that was my biggest mistake 

He started by  asking " What do you do son ? " to which i replied i'm studying at uni, He said " Good Good ! Tell me son can one make a car that runs on water ? "  I said that's not possible.

" Hmm Well your'e wrong son, look that up again "

This was just the start of the torture, he kept on talking about everything he had on mind through out the ride The whole bus was looking at me ! 

I got my phone out to text.

" Who are you talking to ? Is it a girl ? " 

And that led him to talk about Sex  He told me Arabs in old times used to get scorpions to sting on their dicks for a longer erection 

 

Never again !