Question a Member: Fusion

[Toinho]

@Fusion's turn in the hot seat!

[Fusion]

2 hours ago, Cannabis said:

1. Did you ever share a shower with my boy Apostolos Vellios and if so how much soap did you rub into his body? 
2. Would you agree that Swifty would be a better addition to the staff room that @Stan?
3. As we saw in 2004, when are Greece going to turn up to a major tournament and out of nowhere go all the way?
4. Myself, @SirBalon, @DeadLinesman, @nudge and @Rab arrive at your front door with an inflatable crocodile, a large bottle of whiskey and a bag of marshmallows. How does the night progress?
5. What is your favourite destination to visit in Greece and why?
6. If you had a pound for every time your penis got hard over @SirBalon how rich would you be?
7. What is 2OLegend up to these days and on a scale of 1-10 how much do you miss his presence? 
8. Do you buy into the theory that @Anton had to leave Japan in the middle of the night after shagging one too many of the Yakuza's daughters?
9. Will David De Gea ever learn to stop saving with his feet and become a good goalkeeper? 
10. Where has @Hugh Jass dissapeared to after receiving his Member of the Month trophy?

1. Since I failed to share a shower with his cute sister, Apostolos was the only one left. Though I must say that his butt is really decent, I had the honor to touch it once.

2. Absolutely, and the fact that the admins haven't done anything to bring him back is disgusting.

3. Next year at World Cup will be our year mate, trust me!

4. The easiest way for the night to progress would be to give the the bottle of whiskey to @nudge since she is the most experienced with that kind of stuff, however hearing @SirBalontalking about Messi and de Gea transferring to Real Madrid the whole night wouldn't be something I will enjoy, I say he should drink the whole bottle alone, get drunk and then we sent a couple of his nude pictures to David @True Blue Villa. Maybe we get lucky and he will say something positive about Mourinho, Ronaldo or Real Madrid so we can end his TalkFootball365 career that way! @Rab will be obviously working on the website, fulfilling Eco's requests for new features and while I would gladly share the marshmallows with you, I want you to be in good shape because we will need a goalkeeper the next day, that's the only reason. REALLY!@DeadLinesman will be on Skype call with Swifty obviously so I don't think he will have time for us.

5. In winter it's probably anywhere near Mount Olympus (it has some great places around it) and in summer it's Chalkidiki. The night life in Chalkidiki is very good in the summer, it has the best beaches in Greece (and bitches ), used to attract most of the tourists years ago but nowadays they prefer islands. Crete is also a place I really like and it's worth to visit Meteora at least once if you aren't scared of heights.

6. More than enough to pay my country's debt.

7. Last time I talked to him, I heard he became a goalkeeping coach. 10, clowns like him are the main reason I was that active on the old site. These members were my drugs.

8. Yeah, I even saw him on those weird Japanese porn videos so it must be true. That lucky baka-gaijin.

9. Haha. I don't think so mate, it's too late now. There is a reason he isn't even in top 10 goalkeepers in the world while legends of the game like Claudio Bravo and of course the 2nd best goalkeeper in the world, Ospina, are way better than him.

10. According to the credible sports website HappyBlue.com, he betrayed us and now is working with Chazz to make TFF great again.

[Stan]

Have you ever been to Mykonos? 

Whereabouts in Greece are you from? 

If you could create your own football team, what would it be called and what kit would you play in? 

On a scale of 1 to would cut your own dick off, how jealous are you that I met Totti? 

What's your favourite season? 

Should Cannabis go back to being a normal member after being an admin so bad we might as well bring 20Legend back and replace him? 

[Fusion]

On 25/06/2017 at 3:48 PM, Stan said:

Have you ever been to Mykonos? 

Whereabouts in Greece are you from? 

If you could create your own football team, what would it be called and what kit would you play in? 

On a scale of 1 to would cut your own dick off, how jealous are you that I met Totti? 

What's your favourite season? 

Should Cannabis go back to being a normal member after being an admin so bad we might as well bring 20Legend back and replace him? 

Yeah, a few times. Really nice place and the people there are friendly (from what I saw). Plus a lot of Swedish girls are going there so that's a +1 for me.

I am from Thessaloniki, the 2nd biggest city of the country.

I'm really bad with names so I don't know, however I would like it to have something to represent its location (be it the name of the place or something that the place is known for). Full black kit colors with a bit of blue or red lines.

FUCK YOU!

Winter, I hate sun and I love cold weather.

It's not a smart idea cause he might stop posting pictures. However I wouldn't if you can bring back his best friend, the Everton guy, who was arguing always with him. We need someone like him!

[SirBalon]

 

• What's your most embarrassing moment in your life where you thought "Please lord bury me"... Tell all!
• For whatever reason (an important one maybe), have you ever had to be a hypocrite and pretend to like someone or agree with something you are against.
• Have you ever cheated on your (or a) partner?
• Apart from Manchester United, Olympiakos or the Greece national side...  What's the most excited you have ever been in a football match where you went unusually mental?
• If you were to move away from Greece, where would be your favoured place to go and live?
• If you could change something about the area and people where you live, what would it be?
• Do you have a phobia, if so what is it?
• If reincarnation exists and you couldn't come back as a human being but could choose what to return as, what would it be?
• Have you ever envied someone, if yes, why and whom?
• Even if totally out of the ordinary (or it may not be out of the ordinary), what would be your dream job or maybe owning some sort of business...  Tell us about your thoughts on that.
• If you wasn't you, but you were introduced to you and due to shared friends you suddenly started to see more of you...  What would be your thoughts on you and would you make a close friendship with you?  In total...  What would be the resume you think others that know you, think. 
• Now tell me how you really felt when Greece won the European Championships in Portugal and what was the atmosphere like?
• Who's your favourite player of all time?

[Berserker]

How did you learn to speak English?

Is your last name long as fuck?

Is Leonidas a common name there?

Do you hate Turks?

Do you hate Germany?

What language's your keyboard on?

How's the economy right now?

Favourite Greek and overall drink?

Favourite food?

Do you very much miss the days of Constantlybored and the likes like i do?, who should we do a montage of?

[God is Haaland]

1. What is your name?
2. What is your home address in Greece?
3. On what basis are you paid?
4. Are you an Greek resident for tax purposes?
5. Do you want to claim the tax‑free threshold from this payer?
6. Do you want to claim a zone, overseas forces or invalid and invalid carer tax offset by reducing the amount withheld from payments made to you?
7. Do you have a Financial Supplement debt?
8. What is your  business number (GBN) or withholding payer number?
9. If you don’t have an GBN or withholding payer number, have you applied for one?
10. What is your legal name or registered business name (or your individual name if not in business)?
11. What is your business address?
12. Who is your contact person?

[Chaaay AFC]

What do you do for a living?
Who do you love more Los Cause or Manchester United?
Do you support a Greek team if not do you follow one?
Who is your favourite Greek player of all time?
If you could sign any realistic player for United who would it be?
What has been the best place you've travelled to?
Has you ever been to Old Trafford?
 

[Fusion]

10 hours ago, SirBalon said:

 

• What's your most embarrassing moment in your life where you thought "Please lord bury me"... Tell all!
• For whatever reason (an important one maybe), have you ever had to be a hypocrite and pretend to like someone or agree with something you are against.
• Have you ever cheated on your (or a) partner?
• Apart from Manchester United, Olympiakos or the Greece national side...  What's the most excited you have ever been in a football match where you went unusually mental?
• If you were to move away from Greece, where would be your favoured place to go and live?
• If you could change something about the area and people where you live, what would it be?
• Do you have a phobia, if so what is it?
• If reincarnation exists and you couldn't come back as a human being but could choose what to return as, what would it be?
• Have you ever envied someone, if yes, why and whom?
• Even if totally out of the ordinary (or it may not be out of the ordinary), what would be your dream job or maybe owning some sort of business...  Tell us about your thoughts on that.
• If you wasn't you, but you were introduced to you and due to shared friends you suddenly started to see more of you...  What would be your thoughts on you and would you make a close friendship with you?  In total...  What would be the resume you think others that know you, think. 
• Now tell me how you really felt when Greece won the European Championships in Portugal and what was the atmosphere like?
• Who's your favourite player of all time?

• I think I was 15, at a school party, got a bit drunk (best excuse ever) and I tried to kiss my teacher in front of everyone in the classroom. Next day wasn't that good I must admit it.
• Yeah, with my first girlfriend. Good company and nice girl but that's it. Didn't had any feelings for her to continue a "healthy" relationship so I was mostly telling things she wanted to hear rather than the truth.
• Nope, never.
• Olympiakos!? The most recent one was probably with Portugal at Euro 2016 final.
• Somewhere in Scandinavia, probably Sweden which I have already been there or Norway.
• Change nothing about the area, change the people and make them more like me.
• Acrophobia.
• MONKEY!
• Yes, I have. It involves footballers that I have faced when I was younger and they had better "career" few years later.
• Something that involves football. Easiest thing to say is footballer obviously but I would also like to work as a scout since I love watching football and analyze everything that happens in the game.
• Amazing feeling when your country achieves something like that, beating strong teams with great players. One of the few times I cried about football. The atmosphere was brilliant in my city and it was great seeing fans from rival teams being all united (even if it lasted for 1 summer).
• Favorite player of all time is Barcelona legend, Mes Luis Figo.

[Fusion]

5 hours ago, Berserker said:

How did you learn to speak English?

Is your last name long as fuck?

Is Leonidas a common name there?

Do you hate Turks?

Do you hate Germany?

What language's your keyboard on?

How's the economy right know?

Favourite Greek and overall drink?

Favourite food?

Do you very much miss the days of Constantlybored and the likes like i do?, who should we do a montage of?

From watching too many American movies on TV (English voices with Greek subs) and later on PC (English voices with English subs). And from school.

12 letters my friend.

Not that common.

Yes (?) and no. Most times I won't hate randomly someone because of its nationality (the Turks I have met were pretty nice to me so I can't hate them). The past though...

Nah, I can't. My girlfriend is half German.

English, most times.

Shit.

Ouzito, it's like Ouzo but with extra things to make it more tasty.

Gyros and souvlaki!

Yeah mate, I also miss the days when you were alone against all the Newcastle members. Who? Hmmm, I leave that to you mate, you are brilliant at finding victims.

[Fusion]

4 hours ago, True Bender said:

1. What is your name?
2. What is your home address in Greece?
3. On what basis are you paid?
4. Are you an Greek resident for tax purposes?
5. Do you want to claim the tax‑free threshold from this payer?
6. Do you want to claim a zone, overseas forces or invalid and invalid carer tax offset by reducing the amount withheld from payments made to you?
7. Do you have a Financial Supplement debt?
8. What is your  business number (GBN) or withholding payer number?
9. If you don’t have an GBN or withholding payer number, have you applied for one?
10. What is your legal name or registered business name (or your individual name if not in business)?
11. What is your business address?
12. Who is your contact person?

1. Georgios, like the football legend Georgios Samaras.
2. TrueBender Straße 666.
3. Depends on how many people I was asked to assassinate. They give orders, I execute them.
4. NO!
5. No.
6. No.
7. No.
8. 1 22 333 4444 55555 666666
9. -
10. Secret.
11. Secret.
12. You.

Love you.

3 hours ago, Chaaay AFC said:

What do you do for a living?
Who do you love more Los Cause or Manchester United?
Do you support a Greek team if not do you follow one?
Who is your favourite Greek player of all time?
If you could sign any realistic player for United who would it be?
What has been the best place you've travelled to?
Has you ever been to Old Trafford?
 

Work in an IT company.
Los Cause 'cause you were there.
Yeah, PAOK is my favourite Greek team.
All time favourite is Zagorakis. From the current active players, it's Sokratis Papastathopoulos.
Sanchez mate, SANCHEZ!
Gothenburg in Sweden.
Yeap, twice.

[Stan]

2 minutes ago, Fusion said:

All time favourite is Zagorakis. From the current active players, it's Sokratis Papastathopoulos.
 

you absolute legend.

we got battered in this game but I remember this goal like it was yesterday

https://youtu.be/W6F60RCmFBY

[God is Haaland]

6 minutes ago, Fusion said:

1.  
2. All time favourite is Zagorakis. From the current active players, it's Sokratis Papastathopoulos.
    

Are there men in Greece, who are sexier than you and Sokratis?

[Machado]

Not much else to ask  

What's your favorite thing about living in Greece?

Should I move to Greece?

Will I gain any powers if I visit the top of Mount Olympus?

Expectations for Man United's next season?

What do you live for/What do you love doing the most?

Do you ever get angry?

[Stan]

3 minutes ago, True Bender said:

Are there men in Greece, who are sexier than you and Sokratis?

me and Totti were there last week mate. so yes. 

[RandoEFC+]

1) the fuck happened to Vellios after leaving Everton?

2) favourite Greek footballer ever?

3) best young Greek player to look out for?

4) best goal you've seen in person?

5) favourite TFF/TF365 memory?

6) which former TFF member you miss the most that's never made it to this forum?

7) what's your 'type'?

[Fusion]

31 minutes ago, True Bender said:

Are there men in Greece, who are sexier than you and Sokratis?

No mate, that's the maximum level someone can reach here.

30 minutes ago, Machado said:

Not much else to ask  

What's your favorite thing about living in Greece?

Should I move to Greece?

Will I gain any powers if I visit the top of Mount Olympus?

Expectations for Man United's next season?

What do you live for/What do you love doing the most?

Do you ever get angry?

The people, food and traveling in order.

Yes, and bring Fernando Santos with you.

Absolutely, you can start throwing thunderbolts to villages with Zeus.

Not gonna say we gonna win the league because Mourinho does that in his 2nd season etc but I think we will be better than the last season. What I fear mostly is the striker position because replacing Ibrahimovic with Morata makes that position weaker. I still think he will sign 1 more attacking player, a fullback and I hope a defensive midfielder.

Hanging out with the people I'm close since that's the best way for me to spent my time, watching/playing football and trolling on websites.

Very rarely, I'm in general a happy person. Positive vibes!~

9 minutes ago, RandoEFC said:

1) the fuck happened to Vellios after leaving Everton?

2) favourite Greek footballer ever?

3) best young Greek player to look out for?

4) best goal you've seen in person?

5) favourite TFF/TF365 memory?

6) which former TFF member you miss the most that's never made it to this forum?

7) what's your 'type'?

1. He played for a few teams then he returned to Greece and played for Iraklis again. Had a good season with a team that wasn't that good, got offer from Olympiakos but he rejected it because he is too much loyal to his team and said he can't play for another Greek team. Now he plays for Nottingham Forest.
2. Zagorakis.
3. Panagiotis Retsos and Anastasios Donis.
4. Around 6-7 years ago, on a game in the 2nd division. Can't find the video on youtube at the moment.
5. Berserker's posts when he joined at TFF.
6. Can't think of someone now, I think most members that were decent on TFF joined here already. There was one Everton guy with a good amount of posts that I think hasn''t joined yet, can't remember his name though. And Michael, the Newcastle fan that lives in America (?), I think he hasn't joined as well.
7. Type of girls? The cute one!