I've had sex...

[Bluewolf]

 

1. Never on a Plane

2. Never in a Hot tub 

3. Never on top of a Washing Machine

4. Never on a Beach

The sex with a friend was an interesting one, Back then you didn't need consent to have sex with someone under the influence but he was moaning about it so  much for weeks afterwards in the end we had to kick him out of the darts team... 

[Panflute]

In the missionary position with a hole in the sheet for the sole purpose of reproduction.

Luckily, I did not enjoy it.

[Batard]

@Bluewolf I feel this one grid isn't representative of our age, Joe.

 

[Devil]

2 hours ago, Bluewolf said:

 

1. Never on a Plane

2. Never in a Hot tub 

3. Never on top of a Washing Machine

4. Never on a Beach

The sex with a friend was an interesting one, Back then you didn't need consent to have sex with someone under the influence but he was moaning about it so  much for weeks afterwards in the end we had to kick him out of the darts team... 

What we supposed to do with this list?

Is it say what we've done or not done?

2 hours ago, Panflute said:

In the missionary position with a hole in the sheet for the sole purpose of reproduction.

Luckily, I did not enjoy it.

Technically if you did finish you enjoyed it.

Did this really happen?

[Bluewolf]

2 minutes ago, Devil said:

What we supposed to do with this list?

Highlight anything you have not done... 

[Devil]

2 hours ago, Bluewolf said:

1. On a plane

2. On the beach

3. Blindfolded

4. In a boat

[Goku de la Boca]

What kind of sick fuck shags on the plane? Hold your horny minds for a few hours and do it when you get to your destination  

[Tommy]

Of course Bluewolf had sex in a room full of candles, since electricity was not a thing yet when he was young. 

[Devil]

1 minute ago, Tommy said:

Of course Bluewolf had sex in a room full of candles, since electricity was not a thing yet when he was young. 

Women love candles, I wouldn't say I've done it in a room full of candles but a few have been lit so I missed that off my list myself.

What does Free space mean?

[Bluewolf]

1 minute ago, Devil said:

What does Free space mean?

Probably for anything that might not be on the list you have done.. 

 

14 minutes ago, Goku de la Boca said:

What kind of sick fuck shags on the plane? Hold your horny minds for a few hours and do it when you get to your destination  

Never heard of the mile high club?? 

[Bluewolf]

7 minutes ago, Tommy said:

Of course Bluewolf had sex in a room full of candles, since electricity was not a thing yet when he was young. 

I expect you to pick free space and have nothing to go in it... 

[Devil-Dick Willie]

I miss out on bingos here because of boats and blindfolds. 

I have had sex...
in the backyard
With a friend
on a staircase
In a car
With a stranger
In front of a fireplace 
On the beach
In a tent
In the kitchen
In the shower
In a room lit by candles ( there was like 6 does that count?)
In public
On top of a mountain or hill (sublime point lookout)
And in every room of the house (a 4 bedroom sharehouse no less) 

[nudge]

A lady never tells

[Tommy]

This generally feels like a boys locker room, where they all flex to each other. I can smell the cheap deodorant that barely covers up the sweat smell from here. 

[Carnivore Chris]

20 hours ago, Goku de la Boca said:

What kind of sick fuck shags on the plane? Hold your horny minds for a few hours and do it when you get to your destination  

What if you were the only one on the plane with 2 air hostesses?

[Honey Honey]

19 hours ago, Tommy said:

This generally feels like a boys locker room, where they all flex to each other. I can smell the cheap deodorant that barely covers up the sweat smell from here. 

Or an incel forum 

[Devil]

1 hour ago, Carnivore Chris said:

What if you were the only one on the plane with 2 air hostesses?

Depends on whether they are women to start with and also what they look like. 

There are a lot of possibilities to your scenario.

[Goku de la Boca]

1 hour ago, Carnivore Chris said:

What if you were the only one on the plane with 2 air hostesses?

Oh right because I have that kind of money to hire a charter flight of that sort 

[Goku de la Boca]

To be fair, I could probably get an empty commercial flight if I buy a ticket from Glasgow to Luton 

[Devil-Dick Willie]

On 25/02/2023 at 09:33, Tommy said:

This generally feels like a boys locker room, where they all flex to each other. I can smell the cheap deodorant that barely covers up the sweat smell from here. 

Tommy as soon as sex is mentioned on the forum.

 

[Tommy]

Just now, Devil-Dick Willie said:

Tommy as soon as sex is mentioned on the forum.

 

Not really. 

[Spike]

I; much like @Tommy and @Goku de la Bocamake one third of the Virgin Triumvirate. Or as I like to call us 'the Triumvirgins'.

[Tommy]

4 minutes ago, Spike said:

I; much like @Tommy and @Goku de la Bocamake one third of the Virgin Triumvirate. Or as I like to call us 'the Triumvirgins'.

I mean, I'd rather be called that, than being someone who seems to fuck anything that doesn't make it up a tree within 5 seconds, like @Devil-Dick Willie 

[Spike]

1 minute ago, Tommy said:

I mean, I'd rather be called that, than being someone who seems to fuck anything that doesn't make it up a tree within 5 seconds, like @Devil-Dick Willie 

Why do you think koalas never come down from the branches?

[Devil-Dick Willie]

45 minutes ago, Tommy said:

I mean, I'd rather be called that, than being someone who seems to fuck anything that doesn't make it up a tree within 5 seconds, like @Devil-Dick Willie 

I've gotten much more selective in my old age thank you very much. But the bar is very different for casual sex than it is for relationships. 

Sex is fun, you should try it out sometime