Whiskey 1,192 Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 Women who can pour whiskey well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,386 Posted July 19, 2023 Administrator Share Posted July 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Devil said: Can we change the title to kink then Hope that's okay mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 5,103 Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 I, much like @Tommyhave never had sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil 1,179 Posted July 19, 2023 Author Share Posted July 19, 2023 11 minutes ago, Stan said: Hope that's okay mate Haha! That's brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC 1,503 Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 50 minutes ago, Devil said: Goes hand in hand really, the teasing part pretty much ensures you have a good time as a guy. Anyway I think we've given MUFC enough material to keep him going in his bedroom for a few weeks in this thread so far He better stock up on tissues. @mufc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC 1,503 Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 20 minutes ago, Spike said: I, much like Bill Gates have never had sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 8,190 Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 2 hours ago, nudge said: Either way, if I'm dressing up, then my partner sure as hell is dressing up too Do you want them to recite lines from the film as well? Cos I'm just imagining, "Oojah boodoo Solo, ho ho ho." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil 1,179 Posted July 19, 2023 Author Share Posted July 19, 2023 3 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said: Do you want them to recite lines from the film as well? Cos I'm just imagining, "Oojah boodoo Solo, ho ho ho." You were think that! I had in my head "umpa dumpa, dippidi doo, what do you get when you guzzle down sweets, eating as much as an elephant eats" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 8,190 Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 1 minute ago, Devil said: You were think that! I had in my head "umpa dumpa, dippidi doo, what do you get when you guzzle down sweets, eating as much as an elephant eats" Taking it from Willy Wonka to Willy Wanka TF365 should write a parody porno script tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ 15,328 Posted July 19, 2023 Subscriber Share Posted July 19, 2023 17 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said: Do you want them to recite lines from the film as well? Cos I'm just imagining, "Oojah boodoo Solo, ho ho ho." That's what I meant when I said that I'd probably be laughing so much I would be unable to have sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 8,190 Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 1 hour ago, nudge said: And hmmm, I personally don't agree with that part in bold at all. I think both partners have equal responsibility to ensure that it's a great time for both... I think so too, tbh. Also I think it'd be a bit fucking weird if the other person is roleplaying and I'm just... me. I also think roleplaying is generally a bit weird tbh, but I've done it before because I was with a girl who was into it. But that's also how I know it feels weird if the other person is roleplaying and I'm just me. One time she wanted to dress up like Disney's Snow White and for us to have sex in that costume. I wasn't in costume, I was just me... with my cock in Snow White. It was bizarre. And tbh it's probably made it so if I have kids, I probably won't be able to watch Snow White with them because I think for as long as I don't have dementia I will associate Snow White with having sex with her. Tbf it's probably for the best she didn't want to properly roleplay being Snow White and make herself incapacitated... but it was still weird. Not weird enough to kill my erection at the time, but weird enough for me to think "that was weird." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,619 Posted July 19, 2023 Moderator Share Posted July 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Spike said: I, much like @Tommyhave never had sex. Bro, I'm just saving myself for the one. I made brief eye contact with a woman today. If things keep going at that pace, things might happen in a year of five. I don't want to rush things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,619 Posted July 19, 2023 Moderator Share Posted July 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Devil said: I personally think it's the women's job to tease the guy You know women are human as well right? Maybe they like to be teased as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 5,103 Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 1 minute ago, Tommy said: Bro, I'm just saving myself for the one. I made brief eye contact with a woman today. If things keep going at that pace, things might happen in a year of five. I don't want to rush things. Keep your filth to yourself. That is incredibly inappropriate in a public forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,619 Posted July 19, 2023 Moderator Share Posted July 19, 2023 Just now, Spike said: Keep your filth to yourself. That is incredibly inappropriate in a public forum. My primitive urges have gotten the best out of me. I am sorry. Admins, if you could please delete my account. There is no way I can carry on like nothing happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil 1,179 Posted July 19, 2023 Author Share Posted July 19, 2023 1 minute ago, Tommy said: You know women are human as well right? Maybe they like to be teased as well? Read back to my original post where I say I believe its the man's job to make sure the women has the most amazing time. Don't try and make out like I'm being a male chauvinist when clear I haven't been, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 5,103 Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 Just now, Tommy said: My primitive urges have gotten the best out of me. I am sorry. Admins, if you could please delete my account. There is no way I can carry on like nothing happened. I wanted to joke around with Tommy, not Brian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnivore Chris 2,606 Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 3 hours ago, nudge said: That's just because many people don't seem to know the difference between a fetish and a kink. @Devil liking a woman to dress up as a bricky for him = a kink @MUFC sucking on toes = fetish @nudge flogging men with dildos = fetish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 5,103 Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 Just now, Carnivore Chris said: @Devil liking a woman to dress up = a kink @MUFC sucking on toes = fetish @nudge flogging men with dildos = fetish You - sucking a bong hit out of a girl's arse = priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil 1,179 Posted July 19, 2023 Author Share Posted July 19, 2023 4 minutes ago, Carnivore Chris said: @Devil liking a woman to dress up as a bricky for him = a kink @MUFC sucking on toes = fetish @nudge flogging men with dildos = fetish Yeah I get them to cut their jeans down to hot pants, wear rigger boots and a Travis perkins freebie t-shirt That's my kink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC 1,503 Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 Kinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 8,190 Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 13 minutes ago, MUFC said: Kinks. Wrote some good songs tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC 1,503 Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 8,190 Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 8 minutes ago, MUFC said: So do you need a foot in your face to get off or are feet just a kink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,613 Posted July 20, 2023 Subscriber Share Posted July 20, 2023 7 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said: I think so too, tbh. Also I think it'd be a bit fucking weird if the other person is roleplaying and I'm just... me. I also think roleplaying is generally a bit weird tbh, but I've done it before because I was with a girl who was into it. But that's also how I know it feels weird if the other person is roleplaying and I'm just me. One time she wanted to dress up like Disney's Snow White and for us to have sex in that costume. I wasn't in costume, I was just me... with my cock in Snow White. It was bizarre. And tbh it's probably made it so if I have kids, I probably won't be able to watch Snow White with them because I think for as long as I don't have dementia I will associate Snow White with having sex with her. Tbf it's probably for the best she didn't want to properly roleplay being Snow White and make herself incapacitated... but it was still weird. Not weird enough to kill my erection at the time, but weird enough for me to think "that was weird." A Disney princess fetish may be okay but one when you have kids really rules out what home entertainment from the mouse club you can watch on your TV unless you've got great mental disassociation. Thank God no one can re-enact the Lion King in the bedroom. Small mercies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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