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31 minutes ago, Tommy said:

I don't know anything about his political views or his presidency, but he looks like a very humble and cool man in this video. 

Same here man. I just had a good laugh when i saw it. Its a couple years old apparently too. 

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On 15/08/2021 at 04:04, Eco said:

A+ for Effort and Confidence.  😂

 

This guy invaded the pitch again and it's getting embarrassing now. How does he keeps dodging security

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1 hour ago, Stan said:

You just know that Tommy actually believes that's what all UK pubs are like xD

 

Nah, it's like this. 

 

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@nudge, seeing that you are... erm...religious, you might like this  xD

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved.

The parents were at their wit's end as to what to do about their sons' behaviour. The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman.

The husband said, ' We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!' The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually. The 8-year-old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly,' Where is God?'

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, ' Where is God?' Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, ' WHERE IS GOD?'

At that the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home, slamming himself in the closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and asked what had happened. The younger brother replied, ' We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it.'

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2 minutes ago, CaaC (John) said:

@nudge, seeing that you are... erm...religious, you might like this  xD

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved.

The parents were at their wit's end as to what to do about their sons' behaviour. The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman.

The husband said, ' We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!' The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually. The 8-year-old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly,' Where is God?'

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, ' Where is God?' Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, ' WHERE IS GOD?'

At that the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home, slamming himself in the closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and asked what had happened. The younger brother replied, ' We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it.'

xD

Why would you think I'm religious though? 😂

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