Subscriber nudge+ Posted May 2, 2017 Subscriber Share Posted May 2, 2017 Depends on for how long; I'm too old to feel comfortable living in a tent for more than a week But other than that, I think I'd still choose a tent in a beautiful area. 5 star hotels are fucking boring and sterile anyway. 3 star hotel in a decent place would be ideal though. Active holiday or lazy holiday spent lounging by the pool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 8 minutes ago, nudge said: Depends on for how long; I'm too old to feel comfortable living in a tent for more than a week But other than that, I think I'd still choose a tent in a beautiful area. 5 star hotels are fucking boring and sterile anyway. 3 star hotel in a decent place would be ideal though. Active holiday or lazy holiday spent lounging by the pool? Lazy holiday. Preferably there'd be a secluded pool with only a few people to stop me from getting pissed off. I'd go out and see the sights but other than that I'd be a lazy bastard. Margherita pizza or pineapple pizza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy Posted May 2, 2017 Moderator Share Posted May 2, 2017 Margherita, with garlic please. Jason Bourne or James Bond? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy Posted May 2, 2017 Moderator Share Posted May 2, 2017 Just now, Cure said: Lazy holiday. Preferably there'd be a secluded pool with only a few people to stop me from getting pissed off. I'd go out and see the sights but other than that I'd be a lazy bastard. I'd make sure to bring enough towels to block all of your sunloungers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted May 2, 2017 Subscriber Share Posted May 2, 2017 James Bond, hands down. Italian cuisine or Thai cuisine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted May 2, 2017 Administrator Share Posted May 2, 2017 Italian. Ferrari or Porsche? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...Dan Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Italian. Would you rather have no arms or no legs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takyon Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Nothing beats a good green curry so it has to be Thai. Mario or Sonic? Edit: Oh dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted May 2, 2017 Subscriber Share Posted May 2, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stan said: Italian. Ferrari or Porsche? Porsche! 4 minutes ago, ...Dan said: Italian. Would you rather have no arms or no legs? No legs. I still can get shit done that way. 3 minutes ago, Takyon said: Nothing beats a good green curry so it has to be Thai. Mario or Sonic? Edit: Oh dear Mario. Here, I fixed it Being able to fly or being able to read people's minds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted May 2, 2017 Administrator Share Posted May 2, 2017 Read people's minds. Not be able to blink for a day or constantly sneezing for a week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...Dan Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 I don't think reading people's minds would be as fun as people think it would. If everyone was completely honest to everyone with no filter everyone would hate eachother. 16 minutes ago, Stan said: Read people's minds. Not be able to blink for a day or constantly sneezing for a week? Blinking. I'd just sleep all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 I'd sneeze for a week. I think the damage to the eyes would be really bad and my eyes aren't that great to start with. Chipped tooth or root canal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted May 2, 2017 Administrator Share Posted May 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Spike said: I'd sneeze for a week. I think the damage to the eyes would be really bad and my eyes aren't that great to start with. Chipped tooth or root canal? had both and chipped tooth is lesser of 2 evils. Stung by a queen bee 5 times or bitten by mosquito 20 times? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Stan said: had both and chipped tooth is lesser of 2 evils. Stung by a queen bee 5 times or bitten by mosquito 20 times? I don't think Queens have stingers because they are female so that one. Mecha-Hitler or Zombie Lenin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted May 2, 2017 Subscriber Share Posted May 2, 2017 Male bees don't have stingers Zombie Lenin. Going to prison or being homeless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Microsoft See a movie with Eugenie Bouchard or fuck Helena Bonham Carter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted May 4, 2017 Administrator Share Posted May 4, 2017 get the fuck in, literally. bet she knows her way around the bedroom too. Crack or Heroin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 If I had to do one... Crack I guess. But I despise drugs, and have a lessened respect for any who use them Hot pants or tank tops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IgnisExcubitor Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Tank Tops. Would you, a] Have sex with the woman you have always desired and lose your penis. b] keep your penis but never have sex ever again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 7 minutes ago, Cannabis said: Keep my penis - we've been through some amazing high's and some deep low's during our 23 year tenure and I wouldn't want to live the rest of my life without a love instrument. Would you rather shit yourself whenever you opened your mouth (as in, the feces comes from your mouth) or have sporadic bursts of nakedness which can happen at any time, anywhere? Both choices last for 12 months. Sporadic bursts of nakedness. I have nothing to hide and don't believe anyone should be ashamed of their body. As for body shaming that's a disgusting thing and shouldn't be tolerated. Would you rather have your team bought out by a corrupt organisation or have your team fold with no option of a phoenix club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted May 7, 2017 Subscriber Share Posted May 7, 2017 Reading the book. Having a headache or a toothache? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 In extremes they both suck, but I would rather a mild or medium toothache over mild or medium headache. Would you rather let 1 000 000 unscreened refugees into your country or close your borders completely for 4 years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 On 13/05/2017 at 7:39 PM, Cannabis said: Close the borders (easily). Monster or Relentless (Energy Drink)? I don't drink either although from what I've heard Monster is the better of the two. Which would you rather support... Manchester United or Manchester City? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berserker Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Hmm depends, home made i'd take pizza, chain's burgers. Would you rather be a passive homosexual or an hermaphrodite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 @DeadLinesman people would rather ignore this whole thread than answer the above question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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