Administrator Stan Posted May 24, 2017 Administrator Posted May 24, 2017 On 2017-5-19 at 11:41 PM, Cannabis said: Hermaphrodite and remove what I don't want/get bored of. Would you rather have a full head of curly hair like @Anton or rocking the Karl Pilkington look like @DeadLinesman? 1 hour ago, Anton said: @DeadLinesman people would rather ignore this whole thread than answer the above question rock the Phil look. less to worry about I guess! would you rather tightrope over the biggest valley in the world or betrapped in an enclosure with a very hungry crocodile for 30 minutes?
DeadLinesman Posted May 24, 2017 Posted May 24, 2017 5 hours ago, Anton said: @DeadLinesman people would rather ignore this whole thread than answer the above question In my own head, I'm the Jason Statham of the forum
Administrator Stan Posted May 24, 2017 Administrator Posted May 24, 2017 24 minutes ago, DeadLinesman said: In my own head, I'm the Jason Statham of the forum cool.
DeadLinesman Posted May 24, 2017 Posted May 24, 2017 29 minutes ago, Cannabis said: Does this mean that in your own head you also nob Kelly Brook? Rosie Huntington Whitely mate.
Large Posted May 24, 2017 Posted May 24, 2017 7 hours ago, Stan said: would you rather tightrope over the biggest valley in the world or betrapped in an enclosure with a very hungry crocodile for 30 minutes? Got to be tightrope. You'd be able to train for that at least. Thinking about it though I have seen Crocodile Dundee quite a few times so I rate my chances being trapped. So trapped with the crocodile. House is on fire and you only have time to get out once person. Partner or child?
Spike Posted May 24, 2017 Posted May 24, 2017 8 minutes ago, Large said: Got to be tightrope. You'd be able to train for that at least. Thinking about it though I have seen Crocodile Dundee quite a few times so I rate my chances being trapped. So trapped with the crocodile. House is on fire and you only have time to get out once person. Partner or child? Partner. I don't have a child. Life in the brutal wilderness of the artic or life in brutal Saharan Africa wilderness?
Cicero Posted May 24, 2017 Posted May 24, 2017 Saharan. I hate the cold. Win the league, then get relegated the following season. or Win the FA Cup and finish mid table
Administrator Stan Posted May 24, 2017 Administrator Posted May 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Spike said: Partner. I don't have a child. Life in the brutal wilderness of the artic or life in brutal Saharan Africa wilderness? Arctic. You'd have easier access to water and it's easier to warm up than it is to cool down. Spain or Portugal?
Cicero Posted May 24, 2017 Posted May 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stan said: Arctic. You'd have easier access to water and it's easier to warm up than it is to cool down. Spain or Portugal? Spain. Sheer beauty Win the league, then get relegated the following season. or Win the FA Cup and finish mid table
Large Posted May 24, 2017 Posted May 24, 2017 Win the league and then get relegated [assuming we're talking about the top league]. For a cream tea, jam or clotted cream first?
Spike Posted May 24, 2017 Posted May 24, 2017 11 minutes ago, Large said: Win the league and then get relegated [assuming we're talking about the top league]. For a cream tea, jam or clotted cream first? I had to google 'cream tea' is and as it turns out it's something I've had a hundred times! We just didn't call it that. Jam than the cream. 'English', Scottish, or 'Irish' tea ?
Administrator Stan Posted May 24, 2017 Administrator Posted May 24, 2017 11 minutes ago, Spike said: I had to google 'cream tea' is and as it turns out it's something I've had a hundred times! We just didn't call it that. Jam than the cream. 'English', Scottish, or 'Irish' tea ? none. Indian tea Amstel or San Miguel?
Spike Posted May 24, 2017 Posted May 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Stan said: none. Indian tea Amstel or San Miguel? San Miguel easily. Those Filipinos know a good beer with 'Red Horse' The next time you pee, the urine shoots back up your spout, or the next time you take a dump the turd shoots back up your bum?
Toinho Posted November 15, 2017 Posted November 15, 2017 17 hours ago, Cannabis said: Pee. Having second hand shit up my hole isn't something that I can get excited about. Being fisted with a pineapple or being gang raped by Thai ladyboys? Thai Ladyboys. Will report on what it's like when I visit in December... Rather be @Cannabisor @Storts?
Dr. Gonzo Posted November 16, 2017 Posted November 16, 2017 Storts edges that one out. I like Cannabis, but I don't know if I could live with myself if I were an Evertonian. Would you rather be bukkaked or eat a baby that's been bukkaked on?
Administrator Stan Posted March 31, 2018 Administrator Posted March 31, 2018 Snow. You can keep warm easier as opposed to it being difficult to cool down in the desert. Plus there's a water source in the snow to stay alive on. Would you rather have fingers for toes or toes for fingers?
Bluewolf Posted March 31, 2018 Posted March 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Stan said: Snow. You can keep warm easier as opposed to it being difficult to cool down in the desert. Plus there's a water source in the snow to stay alive on. Would you rather have fingers for toes or toes for fingers? I was tempted to say toes for fingers just so I could annoy my daughter... she hates toes on men, sometimes when we are watching a film I deliberately wiggle my toes just to wind her up.. I would go for fingers for toes just so my climbing ability would double... Would you rather lose all your money and valuables or every picture you own or have ever taken?
nudge Posted March 31, 2018 Posted March 31, 2018 Just now, Bluewolf said: I was tempted to say toes for fingers just so I could annoy my daughter... she hates toes on men, sometimes when we are watching a film I deliberately wiggle my toes just to wind her up.. I would go for fingers for toes just so my climbing ability would double... Would you rather lose all your money and valuables or every picture you own or have ever taken? wait, what?... She prefers men without toes? that's a weird fetish to have
Bluewolf Posted March 31, 2018 Posted March 31, 2018 1 hour ago, nudge said: wait, what?... She prefers men without toes? that's a weird fetish to have listening to her banging on about it every time you would think that was the case...
Administrator Stan Posted March 31, 2018 Administrator Posted March 31, 2018 5 minutes ago, nudge said: wait, what?... She prefers men without toes? that's a weird fetish to have just glad @Bluewolf said he'd wiggle his 'toe' at her and not something else.
Bluewolf Posted March 31, 2018 Posted March 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Stan said: just glad @Bluewolf said he'd wiggle his 'toe' at her and not something else. You always have to take it too far don't you Stan....
Administrator Stan Posted March 31, 2018 Administrator Posted March 31, 2018 Just now, Bluewolf said: You always have to take it too far don't you Stan.... my mind is always in the gutter mate
Administrator Stan Posted December 3, 2018 Administrator Posted December 3, 2018 Skydive. Would you rather lose three Champions League finals in a row or get relegated from the Premier League and not return for at least 10 years minimum?
Administrator Stan Posted January 14, 2019 Administrator Posted January 14, 2019 On 03/12/2018 at 19:35, Cannabis said: Three Champions Leagues - although that would be pretty horrific . Have your team go bankrupt or move the ground to the other side of the country? Go bankrupt, and therefore start afresh again with same fans... Would you rather fall from an aircraft with a dysfunctional parachute or go deep-sea diving in the Mariana Trench and have your oxygen supply start to fail you...?
nudge Posted January 14, 2019 Posted January 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, Stan said: Go bankrupt, and therefore start afresh again with same fans... Would you rather fall from an aircraft with a dysfunctional parachute or go deep-sea diving in the Mariana Trench and have your oxygen supply start to fail you...? Oh definitely falling from an aircraft. I'd be dead either way but the thought of suffocating alone makes me panic haha. Would you rather be transported permanently 500 years into the future or 500 years into the past?
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