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Now I get a workplace prank, that's funny. Tik tok, YouTube and Snapchat has spawned far too many stupid clowns trying to make a living from immature stuff.

He uses this thing: https://thepooter.com/ He shows it literally in the first 30 seconds of the video...

Don't get me wrong, I agree with you that if someone did that to me I'd probably give them a good punch because I think it's deserved (I think in the US people have actually been sued for farting on people and it's been considered a form of assault & battery - so if you're in the US and someone farts on you, I think if you hit them it falls under "self-defense" ) But since it's not happening to me... I think it's a bit funny . Watching those reactions is pretty amusing to me, at least. Tbh, I also think the farts are fake and he's just lifting his leg and his phone or some shite is making the fart noises. I think this grown man might just be doing it because he's bored and because if he gets enough views on YouTube he can monetise it. Idk if I'd be able to pull a prank like this in public with random people without giggling uncontrollably as I lift my leg up to "fart" because I am an incredibly immature grown man... but I don't think it's that bizarre. But I've always liked prank shows/videos, so I do just generally think this kind of immaturity is funny.

Look at the size of it

Don't worry @MUFC, I lol'd

Alas I fell into that category too. He has been a real eye-opener and one of the best decisions Frank made.

Agreed. 37 years old and just oozes class. Broken record but i genuinely wished we replaced Carvalho with him back in 2010.

I remember seeing him at Milan when he first came to Europe and he was an absolute beast of a CB. Thought he'd go on to become one of the greats in the position in the era. Then he went to PSG and I stopped giving a shit about him or his career because... well... who cares about PSG? Barely anyone, that's who. So you're absolutely right, I think. Him spending so much time at PSG did a lot to make people forget how good of a CB he really is.

Moving to Chelsea was the right decision for Thiago. IMO He's one of the best defenders of his generation but few people realized that because he spent so much time at PSG. Doing well at Chelsea changed his status in football. I'm happy he's staying. Hopefully, Chelsea will also save Marquinhos from a similar fate.

You were going off a couple of weeks ago when Liverpool lost or drew a game that they were out of the title race "because they were the only team who didn't cheat to get their games called off". You can hardly cry hypocrite now that there's stories about false positives getting a game called off. None of us can prove either way about how genuine any of these outbreaks were or how much clubs may have manipulated the rules. I'm absolutely sure it's a genuine mistake from whoever does the testing and that Liverpool have done nothing wrong themselves, just to put that on record, but it is worth saying that the probability of one false positive is very, very small, let alone several. You have to assume it was a problem with a batch of tests and how they were processed or something. Although if we're talking about the flow tests it does seem a bit suspect. Ultimately, though, if there was any risk of Liverpool getting exposed for foul play I doubt Klopp is openly talking about this in the media.

Probably tears of joy because you’re a massive wankpuffin.

The city of Aden is based in a volcanic crater

So I've been browsing Steam Winter Sale, and found this gem. Thought some of you might be interested

Just possible they went to the same islands....

Blame King Gustavus Adolphus of Sweeden for that. The ship was built on the orders of the King of Sweden Gustavus Adolphus as part of the military expansion he initiated in a war with Poland-Lithuania (1621–1629). She was constructed at the navy yard in Stockholm under a contract with private entrepreneurs in 1626–1627 and armed primarily with bronze cannons cast in Stockholm specifically for the ship. Richly decorated as a symbol of the king's ambitions for Sweden and himself, upon completion she was one of the most powerfully armed vessels in the world. However, Vasa was dangerously unstable, with too much weight in the upper structure of the hull. Despite this lack of stability, she was ordered to sea and foundered only a few minutes after encountering a wind stronger than a breeze. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasa_(ship)

Swedish Warship 'Vasa' It sank in 1628 and recovered from the sea floor after 333 years...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-59949697