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That's what the beer is for!

Oh and when I went to the toilet, there was a guy eating a Bratwurst next to the shitters. Fucking weirdos.

Fucking hell, that was cold. The people behind me left at half-time because it was so cold. But what a shitty stadium compared to ours. All the food and drink booths are seperated, so you have to get in line for food, and then into another line if you want to have drinks. And all the booths are outside. In Düsseldorf we have a nice heated interior, where all the booths are inside the stadium. And what a food menu. Only Bratwurst and Frikadellen. In Düsseldorf you get Döner, Asian Noodles, Pizza, Burgers, Crepés and even vegetarian Wraps or several veggie Curries. All they had in Gladbach was "Veggie Nuggets" which just looked like fake Chicken Nuggets. And the seats? Cheap plastic. Like when you get up to let someone through and you lean against your upright seat... in Düsseldorf, it's solid strong plastic. In Gladbach they gave in, like they fall apart any second. And the stairs to get to your seat were really uneven and weird. In our stadium we have solid even concrete. 3rd World Stadium, I tell you.

I cooked Pad Krapao yesterday.

Now imagine it would even be retractable.

Kimmels first half of his monologue was pure gold, just shredding this for what it is. Its quite possibly his biggest and best grift yet. I should add apparently it sold out real fast Anyone interested he starts talking about it at about the 1 min mark:

The last season of Top Boy is due out next year but other than that it's defo run dry of good boxsets.

Will never lose it's novelty - wink,wink.

@MUFC

Here it's -8, and I#m still sleeping naked with my window wide open.

The temperatures have dropped to +15 here at night, and I'm freezing

Looks amazing but portion wise I'd still be hungry after that. Same as above really, looks amazing but I'd need treble the amount.

I finally found a place around me that sells guanciale. Gonna try making amatriciana tonight

na youre alright we have Saman Ghoddos

The league decided to move the grand final to Sydney for 3 years instead of the best side in the comp and through playoffs having a home final.

The closest thing possible. South Africa.

@Spike does @Devil-Dick Willie support Germany at cricket?

Bones and All. Really, really enjoyed this. I have a feeling there's going to be a lot of talk about this film over the next month or so. The film is essentially about three human cannibals trting to fit into society. This film will not be for everything, especially those who find the subject very unnerving, but I thought it was brilliant. The main story centrea around the journey of a girl discovering an initial thirst for cannibalism she never knew she had and trying to combat these urges whilst learning a lot about her childhood and trying to find and reconnect with her estranged Mother. Among her journey, she crosses paths with a young troubled guy (Chalomet) who is drawn to helping her and falls for her but being a fellow cannibal himself, is hiding his own secrets that haunt him. Another cannibal, (Rylance) a more seasoned character who depicts a lonely old man, albeit very weird, who discovers the girl for what she is and attempts to take her under his wing but all the while develops an unhealthy creepy obsession that never sits right with her. Firstly, the three lead actors are all brilliant. Special mentions to Timonthee Chalamet, who seems to be the young star of the moment. There are Di Caprio vibes about him, and in this film he carries across his character very well, showing something very different to what we've seen in Call Me By Your Name and Dune. Whilst he has the look of innocence, his character shows his troubled, dangerous side but yet he remains likeable throughout. But without doubt, Mark Rylance absolutely knocks it out the park. Creepy as fuck. Rylance usually seems to play warm, lovable characters so to see him do a 180 and play a very weird and sinister creep who in every scene, nevers makes you feel comfortable with his twitches and ticks. He makes you feel like he's just a lonely oddball looking for company in this world of theirs but then demonstrates more sinister signs at the flick of a switch that you feel like your waiting for him to snap at any moment. The cinematography is great in the film, the haunting, gothic midwest locations very engrossing, as is the soundtrack which delicately compliments a few memerable scenes in building a really eerie tension (You'll know when you watch what these are) The story builds to a really chilling confrontation and whilst there is some minor issues with the ending, I would say its not enough to take too much away crom from the film itself. A strong 8 out of 10 for me and I really hope Rylance gets nominated for best supporting actor in this film because he's too good.

@Rick and @DeadLinesman when they meet at a game

Glazed chicken with hoisin sauce and cashew nuts.

It's really fucked. This will be big news throughout the country and play in the banks of the minds of many parents considering whether they'll take the family to a game, or consider it too dangerous.

What isn't shown beforehand is that immediately before that occurred the keeper picked up a flare that had been thrown onto the pitch and lobbed it back into the crowd.