Cicero 5,267 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Salford Kel claiming the Holocaust never existed. That Mehdi bloke convincing us Iniesta and Messi would play for free. Teso showing Brian a gun. Some good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ 15,325 Posted December 4, 2023 Subscriber Share Posted December 4, 2023 A while ago I realised that I regularly talk to more people from this forum than my actual "real life" friends. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluebird Hewitt 1,282 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 34 minutes ago, Cicero said: Salford Kel claiming the Holocaust never existed. That Mehdi bloke convincing us Iniesta and Messi would play for free. Teso showing Brian a gun. Some good times. I know they're repeated, but the ones I generally remember were: 1. Scoutgate. 2. Pornea threatening to go up to Newcastle to beat the shit out of one of the Newcastle lads. 3. Swifty and his love affair with 'Deadlinebooby'. 4. One of the Chelsea lads saying you could easily get to Chrlsea by walking, despite living quite a bit north of there (I think). 5. That Scottish lad who always had a chip on his shoulder saying that Balotelli was better than Taarabt because 'Balotelli scored more goals in the Euros'. 6. The Everton fan who said Nikica Jelavic was better than Luis Suarez because he had a better goals to games ratio. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero 5,267 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 5 minutes ago, Bluebird Hewitt said: I know they're repeated, but the ones I generally remember were: 1. Scoutgate. 2. Pornea threatening to go up to Newcastle to beat the shit out of one of the Newcastle lads. 3. Swifty and his love affair with 'Deadlinebooby'. 4. One of the Chelsea lads saying you could easily get to Chrlsea by walking, despite living quite a bit north of there (I think). 5. That Scottish lad who always had a chip on his shoulder saying that Balotelli was better than Taarabt because 'Balotelli scored more goals in the Euros'. 6. The Everton fan who said Nikica Jelavic was better than Luis Suarez because he had a better goals to games ratio. Blast from the past that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,385 Posted December 4, 2023 Administrator Share Posted December 4, 2023 8 minutes ago, Bluebird Hewitt said: I know they're repeated, but the ones I generally remember were: 1. Scoutgate. 2. Pornea threatening to go up to Newcastle to beat the shit out of one of the Newcastle lads. 3. Swifty and his love affair with 'Deadlinebooby'. 4. One of the Chelsea lads saying you could easily get to Chrlsea by walking, despite living quite a bit north of there (I think). 5. That Scottish lad who always had a chip on his shoulder saying that Balotelli was better than Taarabt because 'Balotelli scored more goals in the Euros'. 6. The Everton fan who said Nikica Jelavic was better than Luis Suarez because he had a better goals to games ratio. 7. Scousemoose thinking Geordie Danny was Gazza based on the profile picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab 1,294 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Still waiting on Fiddy Pence coming to Scotland to kill me 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero 5,267 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Swifty thinking the Big Show was Deadslineman irl 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluebird Hewitt 1,282 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Stan said: 7. Scousemoose thinking Geordie Danny was Gazza based on the profile picture. That I do vaguely remember, though the the next two...... 1 hour ago, Rab said: Still waiting on Fiddy Pence coming to Scotland to kill me 1 hour ago, Cicero said: Swifty thinking the Big Show was Deadslineman irl I don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey 1,192 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 1. GOAT posting pictures of semi naked, ripped men and claiming they were all him (despite them not looking remotely similar). 2. whentheballmoves chatting up that Newcastle fan then having a meltdown when Stan and I "investigated" his IP. 3. Brian claiming that Egypt wasn't in Africa. 4. That virtual football thing we did, when we set up a Twitter page selling panties with SirBalon's name on them. 5. Any O'Brian booking a holiday then snapping his leg the week before. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 8,187 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 2 hours ago, Cicero said: Teso showing Brian a gun. Lol making death threats over PM while also simultaneously including every single member of staff on the PM was a truly bizarre decision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goku de la Boca 121 Posted December 4, 2023 Author Share Posted December 4, 2023 11 minutes ago, Whiskey said: 3. Brian claiming that Egypt wasn't in Africa. I mugged half the forum with this Though to be fair Egypt could be seen as being in Asia as well, just that almost all it's population lives on the African side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goku de la Boca 121 Posted December 4, 2023 Author Share Posted December 4, 2023 5 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said: Lol making death threats over PM while also simultaneously including every single member of staff on the PM was a truly bizarre decision. Teso literally banned himself. He had such an agenda against me that he was blinded in every way. All he had to do was accept that I was back on the forum and he wouldn't have been banned. Worst member I've seen anywhere on forums. He wouldn't have lasted much longer anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 8,187 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Just now, Goku de la Boca said: Teso literally banned himself. He had such an agenda against me that he was blinded in every way. All he had to do was accept that I was back on the forum and he wouldn't have been banned. Worst member I've seen anywhere on forums. He wouldn't have lasted much longer anyways. He was just an idiot, there've been worse members. We've had a literal Nazi sympathiser on here lol. Teso would have been fine if he'd just taken himself less seriously, sometimes he was very funny - although I'm not sure if he was intending to be as funny as he was each time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 8,187 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 4 minutes ago, Goku de la Boca said: I mugged half the forum with this Though to be fair Egypt could be seen as being in Asia as well, just that almost all it's population lives on the African side. Nah mate you can't play it off like a joke - we all know you were dead serious - you're even still trying to defend it! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goku de la Boca 121 Posted December 4, 2023 Author Share Posted December 4, 2023 Just now, Dr. Gonzo said: He was just an idiot, there've been worse members. We've had a literal Nazi sympathiser on here lol. Teso would have been fine if he'd just taken himself less seriously, sometimes he was very funny - although I'm not sure if he was intending to be as funny as he was each time. He was serious. He just had piss poor education, I know this because I live in a country that struggles with the same thing and there's a lot of Teso's as a result. In my time there was nobody worse than him, nor was there anyone even close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goku de la Boca 121 Posted December 4, 2023 Author Share Posted December 4, 2023 Just now, Dr. Gonzo said: Nah mate you can't play it off like a joke - we all know you were dead serious - you're even still trying to defend it! Mugged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 8,187 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Just now, Goku de la Boca said: He was serious. He just had piss poor education, I know this because I live in a country that struggles with the same thing and there's a lot of Teso's as a result. In my time there was nobody worse than him, nor was there anyone even close. I'm pretty sure Kel (Holocaust denier) and Voice of Reason (advocate of racial hatred) are far worse than an idiot attempting cyber bullying. You're in control of yourself and how you react to people being dickheads. Nobody but Kel or Voice of Reason was in control of their abhorant views. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goku de la Boca 121 Posted December 4, 2023 Author Share Posted December 4, 2023 Just now, Dr. Gonzo said: I'm pretty sure Kel (Holocaust denier) and Voice of Reason (advocate of racial hatred) are far worse than an idiot attempting cyber bullying. You're in control of yourself and how you react to people being dickheads. Nobody but Kel or Voice of Reason was in control of their abhorant views. Wasn't around for Voice of Reason but I did see Kel on here and AFF and while we avoided paths, yeah she was a bit of a psycopath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 8,187 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Cicero said: Swifty thinking the Big Show was Deadslineman irl Swifty was fun because trying to decipher what he was trying to say was always a challenge. I feel a bit bad because I'm pretty sure reading his posts were peering into a window of deep mental illness. I dunno what his problem was @DeadLinesman was... but the posts almost always made me laugh. It's been a while since @The Liquidator's come on here and copy+pasted someone else's post from a Chelsea forum on here and expect us to understand the references in the post - but I quite enjoyed that. I'm pretty sure he blocked me years ago, but I still enjoyed replying to him and getting constantly ignored while he'd tell me what ShedEndWilliam had to say about Chelsea's last performance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluebird Hewitt 1,282 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Another random one I remember was a Sunderland bint who was laughing at one of the Newcastle lads (Kev I think) because he was working in Greggs at the time. With the picture she had and refusing to say what she did, everyone just ripped into her saying her job was regularly opening her legs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero 5,267 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 That SirBalon meltdown where he went MIA for 2 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey 1,192 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Goku de la Boca said: I mugged half the forum with this Though to be fair Egypt could be seen as being in Asia as well, just that almost all it's population lives on the African side. Not really you were deadly serious 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero 5,267 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Stan changing the word Phil's bald head 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 8,187 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 2 hours ago, Cicero said: Stan changing the word Phil's bald head I think that was @Batard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadLinesman 5,938 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Too much stuff has gone on. Fiddys meltdown was fantastic when he was just threatening everyone . I also enjoyed being banned from the special member section by the United fan that refused to come over as a mod. Strange lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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