Everton Discussion

[Stan]

at full-time, expect Silva to calmly say to the players, 'You played very well today but dont get complacent now'.

*Speaks to Attackers assertively*

I'm very happy with your effort in the final third. 

*speaks to defenders calmly*

Your defensive efforts were crucial in our win

 

[...Dan]

Fucking hell, just stuck a tenner on Everton -22 at 5/1.

[Spike]

1 minute ago, Cannabis said:

Full time, 22-0. 

Has YOUR team won 22-0 yet this season?! WE'RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE NA NA NA NAAAAAA

Read my post ^

[Stan]

i know it's a impromptu training game against probably what I wouldn't even call part-timers but what's the point in this 

 

[Spike]

Just now, Cannabis said:

I have you on ignore.

It is worth rep

[Eco]

What an absolute waste of time this game had to be. Imagine if Leighton baines or someone had torn an ACL....

[Eco]

Just now, Cannabis said:

Ur just jel.

Only if we can't beat Lugano. 

[Stan]

wonder how much money he'll get off this then

 

[Eco]

Any chance we witness an EPL team this year that can't score this many goals all year? 

[Stan]

2 minutes ago, Eco said:

Any chance we witness an EPL team this year that can't score this many goals all year? 

Cardiff.

@Bluebird Hewitt

To be fair, Derby even got 20 in the worst ever Premier League season a team has played.

[RandoEFC+]

 what was the point of making that an official match? Like playing Barcelona v Forest Green on the easiest difficulty on FIFA. Apart from the own goal that was more up Football Managers alley.

Inb4 Everton fans so deluded comparing their team to Barcelona because they beat some Austrian farmers 22-0.

[Dr. Gonzo]

5 minutes ago, RandoEFC said:

 what was the point of making that an official match? Like playing Barcelona v Forest Green on the easiest difficulty on FIFA. Apart from the own goal that was more up Football Managers alley.

Inb4 Everton fans so deluded comparing their team to Barcelona because they beat some Austrian farmers 22-0.

It’s a bit mean to ATV Ironing or whatever the fuck they’re called, tbh. “Hey la’ we’re going to train here. Also mind if we dent your confidence for the rest of your life, ya sad farming bastard?”

[Guest]

At least Silva can say we scored more than we conceded when he's sacked 

[The Artful Dodger]

14 minutes ago, RandoEFC said:

 what was the point of making that an official match? Like playing Barcelona v Forest Green on the easiest difficulty on FIFA. Apart from the own goal that was more up Football Managers alley.

Inb4 Everton fans so deluded comparing their team to Barcelona because they beat some Austrian farmers 22-0.

In fairness, this is pretty much what England fans have been doing for the past few weeks so it'd be a bit rich if Evertonians got stick for it. Go mad.

Edited July 14, 2018 by The Artful Dodger

[Guest]

3 hours ago, Cannabis said:

Oh fuck off, our fourth goal is disallowed! Should be 24-0, what a farce !

I think you should wright to fifa and ask for the game to be replayed.

[Bluebird Hewitt]

On 14/07/2018 at 18:28, Stan said:

Cardiff.

@Bluebird Hewitt

To be fair, Derby even got 20 in the worst ever Premier League season a team has played.

Hope the unfairly rejected Sol Bamba boots Vardy in the air you cunt. 

[Cicero]

Rumors we are working with you lot for a loan move on Reuben Loftus-Cheek given Palace keep plying him wide. 

[RandoEFC+]

2 hours ago, Cicero said:

Rumors we are working with you lot for a loan move on Reuben Loftus-Cheek given Palace keep plying him wide. 

Smart move, I mean if there's any position on the pitch where we need to bringing in a loan signing and promising him game time in that specific position whilst simultaneously developing a player for a club who we apparently have ambitions to compete with at some point in the near future, it's attacking midfield. 

[RandoEFC+]

Our line-up for tonight at Bury. Sandro and Mirallas in the side again, Daby Klaassen on the bench. No Walcott or Bolasie.

[Dr. Gonzo]

1 minute ago, RandoEFC said:

Our line-up for tonight at Bury. Sandro and Mirallas in the side again, Daby Klaassen on the bench. No Walcott or Bolasie.

Sam Allardyce is on the bench for Bury.

FAT SAM'S REVENGE.

[Stan]

Everton losing.

Relegation beckons.

[RandoEFC+]

I said Silva was a fraud to be fair.

[RandoEFC+]

Niasse has hit the post three times in under 10 minutes .

We made nine changes at half time but kept Sandro on the pitch so basically all of these players should be looking to make a point whether it's a friendly or not. Sandro looks neat and tidy but blazed a decent chance well wide to go with his falling over in the box after beating his man first half. Klaassen working harder than anyone but not much else. Same old story for those two.

[RandoEFC+]

Niasse equalised with a typical never had the ball under control but somehow ended up with an open net Niasse goal. Last 20 minutes has died out in typical pre season fashion. Good save from Burys substitute keeper just now to keep Niasse from a winning goal. Better second half than first half from us, Niasse, Kenny and Vlasic have done a decent job, the other defenders have had nothing to do and the other attackers have had a lot of huff and puff with no end product unfortunately. Connolly also looked decent and Besic had one good run forward.

I was half watching the first half but Mirallas seemed pretty sharp down the left. I keep forgetting about him when analysing that part of our squad because I assumed he wouldn't play a role.

Lookman was the only one who didn't get off the bench. Might mean nothing but no doubt people will talk about whether that's an indication of discussions with Leipzig moving forwards.

[RandoEFC+]

Line-up vs Lille

Definitely our shop window team with the actual first team being rested for tomorrow night's Porto game.