Bluewolf Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 My two favorites have to be.. "Back in a minute" and "Hang on a sec" My daughter has just gone to pick Leelah up from playgroup.. as she left she said "back in a minute" it's at least 20 minutes there and 30 minutes back with Leelah jumping in every puddle.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azeem Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Motherfucker not a single person i know has ever done such an act Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf Posted March 14, 2019 Author Share Posted March 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Azeem said: Motherfucker not a single person i know has ever done such an act If you are talking about your own Mum then probably not... what if it was someone else's Mum though?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted March 14, 2019 Subscriber Share Posted March 14, 2019 "I have read the Terms & Conditions". Seriously though, "How are you?" - "I'm fine" is probably the biggest lie and the most pointless conversation ever. In fact most of small talk/common courtesy is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Pyfish+ Posted March 14, 2019 Subscriber Share Posted March 14, 2019 "I'm 5 minutes away" - Commonly used when I am actually yet to leave the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Seeing someone call me and I purposely don't answer. I then text them straight after, "Hey I'm busy, what's up?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...Dan Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 26 minutes ago, nudge said: "I have read the Terms & Conditions". Seriously though, "How are you?" - "I'm fine" is probably the biggest lie and the most pointless conversation ever. In fact most of small talk/common courtesy is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted March 14, 2019 Administrator Share Posted March 14, 2019 On a phone conversation and you say 'see you later' when you don't plan to see them at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 We should definitely catch up sometime... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Pyfish+ Posted March 14, 2019 Subscriber Share Posted March 14, 2019 Your baby is so cute... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ Posted March 14, 2019 Subscriber Share Posted March 14, 2019 A friend standing in the rain, soaked to the skin waiting on a bus or a taxi and with a face that could sink a thousand ships and you say "How is ya going mate, looking well?..." Whoops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf Posted March 14, 2019 Author Share Posted March 14, 2019 1 hour ago, nudge said: Seriously though, "How are you?" - "I'm fine" is probably the biggest lie At least when I say that to people I do it with some conviction, as if I actually mean it... if the missus seems a bit down I ask her how she is and it's followed by the normal "I'm fine" but it's cold and curt then it's normally followed up very quickly with "just hunky dory" and that little bit clues you up to the real situation.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted March 14, 2019 Administrator Share Posted March 14, 2019 Whoever starts sentences with 'I'm not racist...' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 10 minutes ago, Stan said: Whoever starts sentences with 'I'm not racist...' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy Posted March 14, 2019 Moderator Share Posted March 14, 2019 "I'm fine" when someone asks "how are you", because you don't want to bother anyone with your problems, and you hate small-talk. At least in my case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted March 14, 2019 Subscriber Share Posted March 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Tommy said: "I'm fine" when someone asks "how are you", because you don't want to bother anyone with your problems, and you hate small-talk. At least in my case 3 hours ago, nudge said: Seriously though, "How are you?" - "I'm fine" is probably the biggest lie and the most pointless conversation ever. In fact most of small talk/common courtesy is... Haha. Great minds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy Posted March 14, 2019 Moderator Share Posted March 14, 2019 Just now, nudge said: Haha. Great minds... Oder "Zwei Blöde, ein Gedanke" But yea, if you pass someone in the streets you just don't start talking about what's bothering you. I know a guy, when I meet him in the streets he starts talking about his family, his girlfriend, his flat or all that kind of stuff even though I didn't even ask anything. That's how I developed a great vision for what people I might run into from afar, so I can always correct the course and turn into another street or some alley. Or when I meet someone like that in a supermarket, I always stay in the last row of the supermarket until that person is at the checkout. Sometimes that makes my shopping trip 10-15 Minutes longer, but I successfully avoided small-talk, so it's still a win in my book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted March 14, 2019 Administrator Share Posted March 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Tommy said: That's how I developed a great vision for what people I might run into from afar, so I can always correct the course and turn into another street or some alley. If this happens where I see someone I may know but don't want to chat, it's where the phone comes out and there's a fake phone call or I pretend to be so engrossed in my phone and not notice them as I walk past them. May sound rude but sometimes you just really can't be arsed to chat with people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 My missus in bed. "Not tonight babe, I'm tired" Then spends the next half hour on her phone Facebooking, Twittering and Instagraming. Good one love. You could have done that for 28 minutes and let me have my 2 minutes at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted March 14, 2019 Administrator Share Posted March 14, 2019 6 minutes ago, Lucas said: My missus in bed. "Not tonight babe, I'm tired" Then spends the next half hour on her phone Facebooking, Twittering and Instagraming. Good one love. You could have done that for 28 minutes and let me have my 2 minutes at least. Was believable until you said 2 minutes. Think a lot of yourself with generous thinking like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Large Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 10 hours ago, Lucas said: My missus in bed. "Not tonight babe, I'm tired" Then spends the next half hour on her phone Facebooking, Twittering and Instagraming. Good one love. You could have done that for 28 minutes and let me have my 2 minutes at least. You are my hero. I bow to your sexual prowess and endurance. That's at least 6 times for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy Posted March 15, 2019 Moderator Share Posted March 15, 2019 13 hours ago, Cannabis said: Don't do a fake phonecall as knowing my luck I'll forget it's on sound and get a call but I do the fake texting when I can't be arsed. Wait, there are people who actually have their phones on sound? Astounding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted March 15, 2019 Subscriber Share Posted March 15, 2019 32 minutes ago, Tommy said: Wait, there are people who actually have their phones on sound? Astounding Sure thing, mine is set to Imperial March to keep everyone away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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