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When your sound asleep dreaming of Chicken, Walkies and getting your bum sniffed. You enjoy it my love.

Here's your early birthday present from me, mate.

If you eat a burger with a fork and a knife, I automatically lose all respect for you.

Machado has mistaken a cat for a dog in another thread earlier today, that makes me fairly certain he's mixing up Pizarro with someone else here too in fact I'm pretty sure he's mistaken him for Hugo Almeida haha.

Got it! Nah never got the appeal of giant hamburgers.

Latest update: Mainland China: 40171 confirmed cases (+2984 since yesterday) - 6484 of those in serious or critical condition (+296). 23589 suspected cases (-5353). 908 deaths (+96) 3283 recoveries (+632). A total of 399487 close contacts have been traced, and 187518 of those are still in medical observation. The total number of suspected cases has decreased significantly and the number of recoveries is increasing nicely. On the other hand, so is the number of deaths and patients in serious/critical condition. International: The total of international cases (including Hongkong, Taiwan and Macau) has risen to 382(+27). New confirmed cases in Hongkong (10), Japan (7 in the quarantined ship in Yokohama), Singapore (3), South Korea (2), Taiwan, Malaysia, Vietnam, UK, Spain (1 each). The new case in Spain is a British tourist who's part of the cluster that originated from one single person - an unnamed British businessman who contracted the virus in Singapore, and is now known to have infected at least seven fellow Britons in a French ski resort, before returning home to Brighton and falling ill five days later. Those he infected include the fourth person to have contracted the disease in the UK today and patients in Spain and France, all of whom were believed to have been with the "super-spreader".

Shit’s getting serious.

Also since we're sharing food photos... This is the only one of mine worth sharing Made a pan seared salmon with roasted veggies for the weekend dinner last month.

She’s still super tiny, but she’s grown so much

Apparently German News sent out a notification today, about Hamilton become World Champion early. It's already over, guys.

Cor if you don't hold the back of the burger so all the stuff doesn't fall out you don't deserve to be holding the burger!

Press it down a bit, open wide and get stuck in!!

we're on pineapple-on-pizza vibes here Tommy.

True. Good to know the phrase 'moving the goalposts' is a real thing!

Sounds super.

Jack Russel Terrier? I grew up with a bunch of those fellas, gone now but never forgotten

@nudge you can add 4 more UK cases to your data!

Dislike them as well, standard Nike template.

Holy shit LOL I'm kinda blown away.

What is Solar Orbiter and what's it going to do? Many scientists are calling it the UK's most important mission for a generation.

Some of those ratings on FIFA 2003: https://www.sportbible.com/football/news-gaming-the-premier-league-ratings-on-fifa-2003-are-absolutely-mental-20200205?source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR2nkEpo4aDcMntp-sZrzuYfLhYZKBqiIZH8Qc38czWMXFXdOWKcSnzdv7E

Jones didn’t win 3 clear rounds from ‘pressure’. Think you stayed awake too long young man . Reyes was 3-1 up going into the last. He’s been absolutely robbed like hundreds of other fighters when up against Dana’s ‘golden boys’ and the money machine.

I'm no longer English anyway. I no longer identify as being any particular nationality. If a man can claim to be a woman(or viceversa, which is fine by me of course) or a person can claim to not identify as any gender, then surely that applies to your race or nationality as well?

My parents are coming soon, so I’m practicing cooking some Persian food to impress my mum. Kabobs and stews aren’t too hard. But I’ve always been shit at cooking rice like a Persian and making tadig (this delicious crispy rice). I think I did okay last night though

Same

He was a CoJack, crossed Jack Russel with a Corgi! He was fucking superb. Picked him up from a dogs home at 3 years old and had him till he was 17. Still cuts me.

Or maybe you've just been having too many psychedelic mushrooms lately?

Chana dhal (?). Popular veggie dish in India. Very nice indeed.