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Congratulations.... By the time I was 22 I had done two tours of Nam already on a fake passport.... Wish her Happy Birthday from us... the people she never sees

I have NASA slippers, maybe they'll make an exception for me based on that

Didn't have the skills back then mate.. it was just up one chimney after another to earn a crust... even in them days all the women loved a cutie like me with my cheeky chappy banter..

Its actually a really good dive spot if you're into diving. They have a place called Jackson's Reef and its gorgeous in the early summer (about a month from now). Also, they have a strict policy about how they go about treating trash and other waste so its stayed rather nice. Havlock is a bit messy just because its touristy but I go there often enough to know that I am not interested in the tourist spots. That's a pic of the reef and its really pretty. The other place I recommend is the Maldives as well and its also not touched by too much touristy influence. I stayed on a house that sits on the reef and its really quite something else. This is the Waldorf opened last year

Happy Birthday to Brian and Deadlinesman's little one who both turn 7 today.

Happy birthday. You're lucky you edited that post to include me happy birthday to your kid!

Well, this is going to make my normal trudge to work in the morning just that little bit more depressing now isn't it... I have often thought that if I had no responsibilities that I could just mooch off somewhere isolated and mostly untouched and live a life less money orientated... be a simple fisherman or a hut builder maybe...

Gentlemen and Nudge, my eldest turns 7 today. Remember when I posted the first scan pics on the old forum . How time flies.

If you're down in this part of the world give me a shout would love to say hi and if you want a beach place you can always do Goa or Pondicherry (French colony mixed with Tamil Nadu). If you want a serene experience however, hit the Andamans. Its gorgeous and I go there once every two years.

Cool... how long do you think it will take before she realises you are gone you reckon???

Surprised by the severity of the punishment, UEFA doesn't usually have the balls. No doubt in my mind they are quilty as charged. Hope the penalty stands through the appeals, in fact wish it was harsher and that along with PSG, they were thrown out of football. No country should be allowed to own a football club.

Started reading this: Never read Bukowski before, but I find the first few chapters very engaging!

Some very nice and helpful comparison gifs of RB15 and RB 16 (made by base_1000 on the F1Technical forum): Rear wing and rear-suspension: Sidepod and mirror: Bargeboard & floor: Front suspension & brake duct:

Colin's going to have a real ball after the transition period ends.

Never mix business with pleasure Nudge....

Old fuck And happy birthday to your big girl

As you mention it... got some blank ones knocking about, just need a few details and we are good to go...

This, to me, is silly. If you're not able to get enough astronauts in your own country you should hunt elsewhere. I am sure there are so many people who would fit the bill and could be vetted properly. I'd say apply and tell them the only way you will come, when you pass, is if they send you the application with an oak cask aged Whiskey.

Get one of your pals to falsify documents, someone like @Bluewolf

@nudge, go for it, I am too old. Wanted: New astronauts for Nasa Moon mission https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-51487871

I've only been to the Thai side of the coast but the Andamans are amazing.

@Mel81x, are you minted? Looks like I'm gonna have to do some overtime

@Rick Time To Kill A good film, based on a book by John Grisham his first novel which I have read and if you liked the film and into reading good books you should read it. https://www.jgrisham.com/a-time-to-kill/ Had to edit this and re-post as my spacing is playing up.

Becoming a hermit seems a bit drastic

A stat that nudge can't provide you

The stuff on the ground is a nuisance and the guy in the books is a nonce

Sad that I missed the stupid racism argument, and that @Devil-Dick Willie didn’t even get to arbite.

10 year anniversary with the missus in December. Punta Cana for a week. Stoked.

A morning around our daughters watching wee Kaiden while our daughter went the docs, trying to play Mario Games with him on his console was a dead loss, he whipped the arse off me...gulp.

Hawaiian journey is coming to an end. Here are a few snaps Luau Haleakala Nakalele Failed attempt at a sunset The landscape And 2 more of the whales Might have overdone it with the photos, but what the hell

Cocos Islands. Remote. Scarcely touched by humanity (in comparison) and utterly beautiful. One of the best places I’ve ever been. I’m also a snorkel convert. Snorkelling with reef sharks? Tick.

My missus surprised me for my birthday with a weekend away. Didn't know the location till I got to the gate and discovered we were going to Sofia. Not going to lie, I was apprehensive. Don't know why, maybe because it was into the unknown for me. Have to say, I was quite wrong to be worried. Really nice city and actually had a lovely time. So so so cheap as well. Three course meal and drink for two roughly £30. Beer £1.50 in a lot of bars. Just ridiculous prices.

Nah. More like obnoxious backpackers, pretentious instagram "influencers" and the spiritual-esoteric-yoga bullshit types.

Ah so those people signing up to the forum and offering fake papers to buy were always just part of your business??? Should have let me know, wouldn't have marked that as spam if you offered me a cut