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Cheers. Wasn't what I was expecting but feel much better now. Having daily dressings and packing at present for the wound. Fuck sake, I should have seen that a mile away.

According to American movies, that's Mexico.

Ended up in hospital last week, which was fun. I had a sebaceous cyst/limpoma/abscess (I lost track of what it was as it seemed to change all the time) in my back for a few years and put myself on the waiting list last year (great timing, considering we're in a pandemic and all). All was fine until a couple of weeks ago when the surrounding area started to turn red and hot, while I started to cough, lose my appetite a bit and generally feel a bit crap. Went to the GP on the 7th and I was given antibiotics by the nurse, which did fuck all. A week later on the 14th, I saw a doctor and he wanted me to have it removed immediately due to the potential of the infection turning septic. As a result, I had a lovely trip to A&E, followed by blood tests, general anaesthetic to get it removed and about 10 or so 100ml antibiotic IV drips in the time I was there. I also hate needles and the like, which made it even more fun. I got discharged on the 18th and now feel much better, though have a nice wound on my back (picture available if anyone wants to see it).

@MUFC

Some people like to pretend the 90's didn't happen. We were a fairly strong cup side. 2 FA Cups, 1 Cup Winners Cup, 1 Super Cup & 1 League Cup. We also almost bloody won the league in 99'. But aside that, the purchasing of Vialli and Gullit actually sparked Chelsea revolutions , propelling us towards the Russian money.

@MUFC?

Why? They had a Russian pleb who elevated them to heights they could've only dreamt of by borrowing them 1.5 billion pound. Fuck'm

Surprised you didn't use this gif:

Woody Johnson also reported to have not made the list. Thank god.

Saudi Media are out of the race to buy Chelsea. They weren't selected by Raine Group, they are disappointed but open to joining another consortium #CFC — Nizaar Kinsella (@NizaarKinsella) March 24, 2022

That sahara sand is back, the place is glowing orange and it's gone dark. Also due to it pissing down early hours this morning, cars and windows are covered in sand. It's unreal to be fair and it doesn't prevent you from doing anything. I've been mooching around Torremolinos.

Totally missed that Juju Noda is taking part in the W Series. I've been following her progress since she made headlines as a 12 year old or something. Won her first race in the Danish F4 as a 14 year old. Quite an exciting prospect, and maybe the closest we might get when it comes to a woman in F1?

Had me scratching my head then until I found this... After approvals, the archaeologists excavated two of the Easter Island heads to reveal their torso and truncated waist. The heads had been covered by successive mass transport deposits on the island that buried the statue's lower half. These events enveloped the statues and gradually buried them to their heads as the islands naturally weathered and eroded through the centuries. https://www.forbes.com/sites/trevornace/2017/07/26/famous-easter-island-heads-have-hidden-bodies/?sh=2bc3113f8041

I love making my own sauce.

A chap I used to work with got it about 10 years ago in his early 40s. He ate loads of chewy sweets and huge roasted meat sandwiches from the canteen. He went to the doctors and gave him advice and can't remember if he took meds yet recall he always went on about prurines.

@Carnivore Chris wants to know your every movement...

Shhhhhh don't give them any ideas...

Jesus Christ. First race of the season a week after the last race of the previous season?

I can attest to this. When a football club is broken and toxic, you can bring in whatever individuals you want and even if they're actually good, they'll be infected with the disease within weeks of arriving. I'm obviously not just referring to Man Utd but I'll leave the rest unsaid and focus on them. They might bring in a manager who is a brilliant operator on paper, the best in the world if you want, but expecting one man to turn things around in the midst of a very clear cultural problem in the organisation is like dropping an ice cube into a tub full of boiling water and expecting it to cool down enough for you to climb in and enjoy a nice bath.

Proper no frills, comfort meal tonight. Bangers, Mash, Veg and Gravy. Needed.

They'll introduce midweek races soon...