Guest Cannabis Posted May 4, 2017 Posted May 4, 2017 Inspired by the utter melts that are pissed as a fart and kissing one another in the United end against Celta Vigo. What's the weird/embarrassing things that football fans do? What's the cringiest thing you've ever seen on a terrace?
Honey Honey Posted May 4, 2017 Posted May 4, 2017 8 minutes ago, Cannabis said: Inspired by the utter melts that are pissed as a fart and kissing one another in the United end against Celta Vigo. Has Kel hacked your account?
Asura Posted May 4, 2017 Posted May 4, 2017 Didnt see many weird things in football but the most hilarious ones would be the kiss cam fails in a basketball match in the US
Spike Posted May 4, 2017 Posted May 4, 2017 Vicariously living through twenty-two men chasing a ball around a field.
Spike Posted May 4, 2017 Posted May 4, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cannabis said: Fuck off you snowflake faggot spackermong. #HailHitler You mean #IWantToSuckOffPaulJosephWatson (fuck his Asian wife, race traitor).
Smiley Culture Posted May 5, 2017 Posted May 5, 2017 Probably all fans at all clubs but it seems like most of ours are in competition with each other as to who's a "real" fan and who's not. There are people obsessed with our away followings and even a small group of people, who are all adults I must say (though most look like they've been in a chemical accident), that have even verbally abused our own fans at more local away games because it's local. This cringy group of twenty and thirty something virgins who's life is the Football club even call themselves 'the plastics'. They're genuinely the weirdest bunch of fans.
Subscriber Dan+ Posted May 6, 2017 Subscriber Posted May 6, 2017 We've got some bloke in our fanbase who goes to every single game in a fox onesie and every fucking away game without fail he goes to the front row and sits down. If there's a way one person can single handedly ruin the image of a good away end then this is the finest attempt yet.
Smiley Culture Posted May 6, 2017 Posted May 6, 2017 I don't get and never have got those home fans who sit as close as they can to the away fans only to spend 90 minutes having a go at them because they live somewhere else and support a different football team.
Pig on the Wing Posted May 11, 2017 Posted May 11, 2017 Having an irrational hatred of people of identical class, with a similar upbringing and cultural influences - purely based on the location where their parents chose to fuck. - That said, all people living 6 miles from me in Wigan are sister-shagging yokels and everyone in Bolton was sculpted in the Lord's image.
Smiley Culture Posted May 11, 2017 Posted May 11, 2017 Never understood hooligans, casuals, whatever it is you want to call them. Not sure why you'd want to fight a bloke who, like you, spends his hard earned watching his team the length and breadth of the country year in, year out, usually with little reward.
Guest Posted March 17, 2018 Posted March 17, 2018 24 minutes ago, Cannabis said: Just drove past KFC and seen a lad wearing a Tottenham shirt, badges and all with Kane on the back. Remember that I live in Manchester, about 728,591 miles from London. Fucks sake. Maybe he's from London? Also, I see a slight contradiction. An Everton fan living in Manchester. Hmmmm 🤔
Guest Posted March 17, 2018 Posted March 17, 2018 Just now, Cannabis said: Doubt it. I live in a Manchester postcode, not Manchester city centre. I'm a 30 minute commute from both Manchester and Liverpool and my Dad is from the latter, hence why our family is filled with Red and Blue. I'm only messing with you. I always thought you were from Wigan? I recall you mentioned it once. (also when you tried to burn down my old forum it said you were from Wigan )
Administrator Stan Posted March 17, 2018 Administrator Posted March 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Cannabis said: Doubt it. I live in a Manchester postcode, not Manchester city centre. I'm a 30 minute commute from both Manchester and Liverpool and my Dad is from the latter, hence why our family is filled with Red and Blue. mate, Peru is closer to Naples than Liverpool is to Manchester. Have a word with yourself.
Carnivore Chris Posted March 17, 2018 Posted March 17, 2018 39 minutes ago, Cannabis said: Remember that I live in Manchester, about 728,591 miles from London. @Storts did say he was coming up north this weekend to visit his mate @DeadLinesman though.
Guest Posted March 17, 2018 Posted March 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, Stan said: mate, Peru is closer to Naples than Liverpool is to Manchester. Have a word with yourself. That is correct. Manchester is a big city in England. Liverpool are just mesley suburbs in Australia. Peru is closer to Naples. #BANTER
Administrator Stan Posted March 17, 2018 Administrator Posted March 17, 2018 Just now, Blue said: That is correct. Manchester is a big city in England. Liverpool are just mesely suburbs in Australia. Peru is closer to Naples. #BANTER what
Carnivore Chris Posted March 17, 2018 Posted March 17, 2018 6 minutes ago, Cannabis said: Doubt it. I live in a Manchester postcode, not Manchester city centre. I'm a 30 minute commute from both Manchester and Liverpool and my Dad is from the latter, hence why our family is filled with Red and Blue. So you're a Wiganer then?
Subscriber Dan+ Posted March 17, 2018 Subscriber Posted March 17, 2018 Pretend to be not bothered by going out of the cup.
ScoRoss Posted June 3, 2018 Posted June 3, 2018 This Vs This Basically, anyone recording on their terrible camera phone something that is being televised.
SirBalon Posted June 3, 2018 Posted June 3, 2018 A new one for this thread title... Weird things (some) fans do Go to a football match to watch a a process. As Trump would say... “Not any process, but the best process!”
Guest Posted June 4, 2018 Posted June 4, 2018 11 hours ago, SirBalon said: I’m nearly naked in bed. So am i actually
Azeem Posted June 4, 2018 Posted June 4, 2018 14 hours ago, SirBalon said: I’m nearly naked in bed. You mean like this
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