Guest Cannabis Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Inspired by the utter melts that are pissed as a fart and kissing one another in the United end against Celta Vigo. What's the weird/embarrassing things that football fans do? What's the cringiest thing you've ever seen on a terrace? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey 3,593 Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 8 minutes ago, Cannabis said: Inspired by the utter melts that are pissed as a fart and kissing one another in the United end against Celta Vigo. Has Kel hacked your account? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asura 316 Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Didnt see many weird things in football but the most hilarious ones would be the kiss cam fails in a basketball match in the US Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 4,202 Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Vicariously living through twenty-two men chasing a ball around a field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 4,202 Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cannabis said: Fuck off you snowflake faggot spackermong. #HailHitler You mean #IWantToSuckOffPaulJosephWatson (fuck his Asian wife, race traitor). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 4,202 Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 #FingerBlastMeBehindNandosPJW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Culture 1,649 Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Probably all fans at all clubs but it seems like most of ours are in competition with each other as to who's a "real" fan and who's not. There are people obsessed with our away followings and even a small group of people, who are all adults I must say (though most look like they've been in a chemical accident), that have even verbally abused our own fans at more local away games because it's local. This cringy group of twenty and thirty something virgins who's life is the Football club even call themselves 'the plastics'. They're genuinely the weirdest bunch of fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan 1,742 Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 We've got some bloke in our fanbase who goes to every single game in a fox onesie and every fucking away game without fail he goes to the front row and sits down. If there's a way one person can single handedly ruin the image of a good away end then this is the finest attempt yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK85 267 Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 Pay money to watch 22 men kick a ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Culture 1,649 Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 I don't get and never have got those home fans who sit as close as they can to the away fans only to spend 90 minutes having a go at them because they live somewhere else and support a different football team. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig on the Wing 289 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Having an irrational hatred of people of identical class, with a similar upbringing and cultural influences - purely based on the location where their parents chose to fuck. - That said, all people living 6 miles from me in Wigan are sister-shagging yokels and everyone in Bolton was sculpted in the Lord's image. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Culture 1,649 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Never understood hooligans, casuals, whatever it is you want to call them. Not sure why you'd want to fight a bloke who, like you, spends his hard earned watching his team the length and breadth of the country year in, year out, usually with little reward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 24 minutes ago, Cannabis said: Just drove past KFC and seen a lad wearing a Tottenham shirt, badges and all with Kane on the back. Remember that I live in Manchester, about 728,591 miles from London. Fucks sake. Maybe he's from London? Also, I see a slight contradiction. An Everton fan living in Manchester. Hmmmm 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Just now, Cannabis said: Doubt it. I live in a Manchester postcode, not Manchester city centre. I'm a 30 minute commute from both Manchester and Liverpool and my Dad is from the latter, hence why our family is filled with Red and Blue. I'm only messing with you. I always thought you were from Wigan? I recall you mentioned it once. (also when you tried to burn down my old forum it said you were from Wigan ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stan 15,993 Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Cannabis said: Doubt it. I live in a Manchester postcode, not Manchester city centre. I'm a 30 minute commute from both Manchester and Liverpool and my Dad is from the latter, hence why our family is filled with Red and Blue. mate, Peru is closer to Naples than Liverpool is to Manchester. Have a word with yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnivore Chris 2,344 Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 39 minutes ago, Cannabis said: Remember that I live in Manchester, about 728,591 miles from London. @Storts did say he was coming up north this weekend to visit his mate @DeadLinesman though. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Stan said: mate, Peru is closer to Naples than Liverpool is to Manchester. Have a word with yourself. That is correct. Manchester is a big city in England. Liverpool are just mesley suburbs in Australia. Peru is closer to Naples. #BANTER Edited March 17, 2018 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stan 15,993 Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Just now, Blue said: That is correct. Manchester is a big city in England. Liverpool are just mesely suburbs in Australia. Peru is closer to Naples. #BANTER what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnivore Chris 2,344 Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 6 minutes ago, Cannabis said: Doubt it. I live in a Manchester postcode, not Manchester city centre. I'm a 30 minute commute from both Manchester and Liverpool and my Dad is from the latter, hence why our family is filled with Red and Blue. So you're a Wiganer then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan 1,742 Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Pretend to be not bothered by going out of the cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScoRoss 775 Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 This Vs This Basically, anyone recording on their terrible camera phone something that is being televised. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon 2,674 Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 A new one for this thread title... Weird things (some) fans do Go to a football match to watch a a process. As Trump would say... “Not any process, but the best process!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon 2,674 Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 I’m nearly naked in bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 11 hours ago, SirBalon said: I’m nearly naked in bed. So am i actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beelzebub 2,276 Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 14 hours ago, SirBalon said: I’m nearly naked in bed. You mean like this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Back to the topic, weird things football fans do: disappear from the FA Cup thread when you talk smack about the opposition all season and then lose to them in the final. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScoRoss 775 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Take to social media to write to journalists asking why they aren't writing positive stories about their clubs. What real difference does it actually make to them? It's just very cringeworthy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon 2,674 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 36 minutes ago, ScoRoss said: Take to social media to write to journalists asking why they aren't writing positive stories about their clubs. What real difference does it actually make to them? It's just very cringeworthy Fans between each other are like that too though. Obviously complaining that journalism reports on negative things is ridiculous, but also a fan not being able to criticise his club or the players is just as bad for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScoRoss 775 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 18 minutes ago, SirBalon said: Fans between each other are like that too though. Obviously complaining that journalism reports on negative things is ridiculous, but also a fan not being able to criticise his club or the players is just as bad for me. The example I'll take is Graham Species writes a Saturday column in The Times on Scottish football. And every week there is a good number of people in the replies on Twitter, "Why didn't you write about... X,Y,Z etc...". Or people complaining that their club doesn't get enough coverage in the media. Some people seem more concerned with the coverage of their team than the results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon 2,674 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 8 minutes ago, ScoRoss said: The example I'll take is Graham Species writes a Saturday column in The Times on Scottish football. And every week there is a good number of people in the replies on Twitter, "Why didn't you write about... X,Y,Z etc...". Or people complaining that their club doesn't get enough coverage in the media. Some people seem more concerned with the coverage of their team than the results. The coverage thing is an eternal one mate... In Spain they complain about this too and even though I see their point, it's only natural that the ones battling for honours get the bigger price of the pie in respects of media coverage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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