Administrator Batard Posted November 18, 2017 Administrator Share Posted November 18, 2017 Girlfriend has the cold from hell and I’m on a two day course away from home Tuesday. Giving thought whether I might have to bail out the course if she doesn’t improve. Timing is shit but at 32 weeks pregnant, got to be careful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted November 18, 2017 Administrator Share Posted November 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, Batard said: Girlfriend has the cold from hell and I’m on a two day course away from home Tuesday. Giving thought whether I might have to bail out the course if she doesn’t improve. Timing is shit but at 32 weeks pregnant, got to be careful. given she's pregnant, it's worth bailing out the course and i'm sure your employer would understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted November 18, 2017 Administrator Share Posted November 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Cannabis said: Family > Work Just now, Stan said: given she's pregnant, it's worth bailing out the course and i'm sure your employer would understand. Yeah, I’m not sure I’d feel comfortable going. Will have to make a decision Monday depending how she is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 That's a new one, sorry can't come in to work today someone I know is sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, Kitchen Sales said: That's a new one, sorry can't come in to work today someone I know is sick The 2 most bizarre excuses I have ever heard for not turning into work both came from the same person way back when I used to work for Safeways... 1. I wont be in today because my cat got raped... 2. I wont be in today because I cut myself shaving... He used to get away with that shit back in the day as well and he was the Liquor Manager, They didn't call him Tricky Dicky for nothing... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bluewolf said: The 2 most bizarre excuses I have ever heard for not turning into work both came from the same person way back when I used to work for Safeways... 1. I wont be in today because my cat got raped... 2. I wont be in today because I cut myself shaving... He used to get away with that shit back in the day as well and he was the Liquor Manager, They didn't call him Tricky Dicky for nothing... any more details on number 1? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted November 18, 2017 Administrator Share Posted November 18, 2017 Hospital bound with the other half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted November 18, 2017 Administrator Share Posted November 18, 2017 6 minutes ago, Cannabis said: Hope all goes well mate. Cheers fella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnivore Chris Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 On 18/11/2017 at 6:33 PM, Bluewolf said: The 2 most bizarre excuses I have ever heard for not turning into work both came from the same person way back when I used to work for Safeways... 1. I wont be in today because my cat got raped... 2. I wont be in today because I cut myself shaving... He used to get away with that shit back in the day as well and he was the Liquor Manager, They didn't call him Tricky Dicky for nothing... I can't stop laughing at number one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 What a bunch of plums! What is food? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted November 19, 2017 Administrator Share Posted November 19, 2017 I saw that. Those peoples intestines would be ruined Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted November 19, 2017 Administrator Share Posted November 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Batard said: I saw that. Those peoples intestines would be ruined fuck the intestines. it's their assholes i weirdly feel sorry for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted November 19, 2017 Administrator Share Posted November 19, 2017 15 minutes ago, Stan said: fuck the intestines. it's their assholes i weirdly feel sorry for. Recommend a toilet roll left in the fridge over night to soothe the exit burn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Cannabis said: Bet Tina's arse was in tatters. The guy in green is the biggest plonker of them all in my view... You can see he's suffering tenfold but continues to destroy his gut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 He has very suspicious hand movements under the table 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, Kitchen Sales said: He has very suspicious hand movements under the table I knew the girl next to him wasn't disgusted at the fact she was eating acid. Look at her face once again... It's the green man's hands at work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Did you see the bit where he put the stalk in his pocket? Weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Kitchen Sales said: Did you see the bit where he put the stalk in his pocket? Weird Apparently collecting stalks is all the rage in Bath these days. People are actually breaking into other people’s houses to steal them and banks are now charging to hold them in safety deposit boxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 7 minutes ago, Cannabis said: I often hold my stalk in the bath. Those of us into stalking already knew this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 I've seen people call sick and then get caught out by their snapchat of the night before....never heard anyone use cat rape though 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Which bastard runs the TF365 Facebook page? They've just tagged me in this... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 (edited) Anime NYC ended a few hours ago, all in all it was a decent con. Obviously wasn't going to be as big as NYCC but still fun and organized as fuck for a first con. Impressed will go again next year, but hopefully not completely shatter the bank like this year. I had con fever... Edited November 20, 2017 by Dickie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Went to Chicago Bears game yesterday and got outrageously drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted November 20, 2017 Administrator Share Posted November 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Spike said: Went to Chicago Bears game yesterday and got outrageously drunk. Game that bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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