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I'm watching a stream of the Monaco game and for some reason all the sounds are deeper. The commentators sound like they're masking their voices like in films, and the weirdest part is that the whistles from the crowd sound like screams. It literally sounds like there's been a terrorist attack at the stadium and everyone is screaming in fear. It's quite scary.

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Man Flu Update.. 

I was going to put the day number but in all honesty it's near impossible for me to tell how long I have been here now... I am drifting in and out of consciousness at an alarming rate as these bugs savage every organ and muscle in my body... There have been times I felt that it may only be a matter of hours, even minutes perhaps before my passing and only my stubborn unwillingness to give in is what is holding me here... I have been coughing, sneezing and ache all over.. nearly used a whole bog roll already and can only best describe whats coming out of my nose as wallpaper paste... 

Family and friends have gathered and come to my room over and over again it seems just as they think I am on the precipice of death only for me to raise an arm and reach out for one more Mocha Choca Latte... they leave either disappointed or relieved its hard to tell, my vision is blurred most times and sometimes all I see are shapes and hear voices... they seem so far away.. almost as if I am listening in from another realm.. The cat has been coming to see me as well, maybe it's a sign...

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Is she an Angel or a Guide.. maybe some kind of afterlife thing who knows! All I know is that the situation is grimm... my financial adviser suggested getting out as much as possible and spending it while I still had time and I had 2 shadowy figures round with black suits and top hats.. They got a tape out and I thought they were here to measure the carpet and curtains but when one held the tape on my forehead while the other one pulled it down to my toes I felt they were trying to tell me something... and although things have taken a turn for the worse I am hopeful I can still beat this thing... I don't have time for a defeatist attitude... 

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7 minutes ago, Bluewolf said:

Man Flu Update.. 

I was going to put the day number but in all honesty it's near impossible for me to tell how long I have been here now... I am drifting in and out of consciousness at an alarming rate as these bugs savage every organ and muscle in my body... There have been times I felt that it may only be a matter of hours, even minutes perhaps before my passing and only my stubborn unwillingness to give in is what is holding me here... I have been coughing, sneezing and ache all over.. nearly used a whole bog roll already and can only best describe whats coming out of my nose as wallpaper paste... 

Family and friends have gathered and come to my room over and over again it seems just as they think I am on the precipice of death only for me to raise an arm and reach out for one more Mocha Choca Latte... they leave either disappointed or relieved its hard to tell, my vision is blurred most times and sometimes all I see are shapes and hear voices... they seem so far away.. almost as if I am listening in from another realm.. The cat has been coming to see me as well, maybe it's a sign...

I see those pills I sent you haven't reached you yet... xD 

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4 minutes ago, Bluewolf said:

Lets hope they arrive soon... It could be my last hope.. 

The situation is actually far worse than I am letting on... 

All the the decent booze is gone as well.... 

Now that's a real tragedy and something I can relate too... :ph34r:

Meanwhile, I've just finished a huge work project, it's a beautiful sunny weather outside and I'm going out for some nice food and beers ^_^ 

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On 20/10/2018 at 09:44, CaaC said:

going to the local club later and every time I sink a pint of lager I will say to myself "this is cheaper than buying a packet of cigs!!   

 

And it was!! I had 2 pints of lager which cost me £6.20, I checked the prices of cheap cigarettes nowadays and they cost £8 odd.

:banana::hh: xD

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2 hours ago, Cannabis said:

£6.20 for two pints?! What the fuck.

£1.50 each at my local Wetherspoons.

I think I will move down near you lol.

Must be the area(s) you live in I would imagine but this ex-serviceman's I joined is in the local town of Leith, Edinburgh, most British Legion Clubs around here in Edinburgh charge £3.20 a pint and I am a member of the Dalkeith British Legion and their pints might be a bit cheaper than £3.20 but not anywhere near £1.50, the Dalkeith Miners Club that we use now and then charge £2.70 a pint.

Better than a packet of cancer sticks!!  :D   

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On 19/10/2018 at 13:09, SirBalon said:

 

Eating McDonald's and the like on the other hand also damages your body in a very slow manner but hasn't got the addictive values of smoking which means that those that do it are either thick, lazy or just don't care.

 

 

I don't agree with this, at all. Eating food that isn't good for you doesn't make you thick or lazy, ffs.  xD 

Me and the Missus enjoy a takeaway at home (Indian/Chinese/Italian etc) on average i'd say once a month. And it's brilliant. She's a very good cook and i'm very lucky in the sense that she does 99% of the cooking, and they're all very good and healthy meals. But i also love those Saturday nights in chilled with the feet up, beer in one hand with the takeaway ordered.  xD  Life's too short to not enjoy the odd unhealthy meal.

I also probably have a KFC/McDonalds on average twice a month, i mainly go for their coffee's  :coffee:.

I also have the rare occasional cigarette, i don't know why it's fucking stupid but i just enjoy one every now and again, and out of both i definitely feel more stupid and cunt like for having the odd cigarette. :$

For those that eat shite every day then fair enough you have a point. 

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1 hour ago, JOSHBRFC said:

I don't agree with this, at all. Eating food that isn't good for you doesn't make you thick or lazy, ffs.  xD 

Me and the Missus enjoy a takeaway at home (Indian/Chinese/Italian etc) on average i'd say once a month. And it's brilliant. She's a very good cook and i'm very lucky in the sense that she does 99% of the cooking, and they're all very good and healthy meals. But i also love those Saturday nights in chilled with the feet up, beer in one hand with the takeaway ordered.  xD  Life's too short to not enjoy the odd unhealthy meal.

I also probably have a KFC/McDonalds on average twice a month, i mainly go for their coffee's  :coffee:.

I also have the rare occasional cigarette, i don't know why it's fucking stupid but i just enjoy one every now and again, and out of both i definitely feel more stupid and cunt like for having the odd cigarette. :$

For those that eat shite every day then fair enough you have a point. 

Mate, from what you’ve just written it’s plainly obvious it wasn’t aimed at you or anyone that has your eating habits. Although you know as well as I do that you could cut that take-away crap completely and it would benefit you even more.

My wife also cooks as I do (I’m an amazing cook actually) and we cook almost everyday except on most weekends when we go out to eat mostly on Saturdays because I can’t do without my Sunday Roast and I want to do it at home with the best ingredients I can get which makes a massive difference... Oh, and my wicked Yorkshire Puddings. :x

I know plenty of people that do take-away food at least two to three times a week and then when they do buy food, they buy pre-cooked something or other that either goes in the oven or the microwave. For example, if on the rare occasion I eat chips at home, I buy potatoes, peel them, cut them into chips and then fry them in blended olive oil (obviously not mad enough to use extra virgin for that)... 

I could go on and on about this but I’ll give a little anecdote about what I KNOW goes on in many households here in London at least.

When I had my part-time hobby of creating fish & chip shops there was a moment where after work I’d pop into one of the ones we opened which was the Islington branch as it was on my way home. It was just to have a beer in there and have a chat to the employees sort of thing.

I noticed the eating habits of some of the locals. The area we opened that shop in has a mixed demographic because right across the road there is a Council Estate (a notorious one with some very unsavoury people and others that are really nice but caught in a vicious circle unfortunately)... Then you have the rest of the surrounding area which is Angel Islington and Canonbury before you filter into Highbury... In other words the N1 and N5 areas of Islington. 

During that time I’d arrive there, I would see the same families almost everyday going in to get take-aways for them and their families which in this case consisted of children too (young children). They didn’t even bother to order fish, they bought that poisonous stuff called savaloys! I tried not to sell them, but my business partner insisted and I get it from a business perspective as the profits are massive. If it wasn’t savaloy it was jumbo sausage which is made out of absolute garbage.

How can you feed that to your children man!  That’s criminal!

Anyway... Here goes...

So one evening this guy who at most was in his early 30s comes in with what looked to be a 7 or 8 year old child. He orders with our guy behind the till a sausage and chips and once he’s taken his order the man asks how much the fish would cost because (in his words), he would prefer his son eats fish. 

Our guy tells him the price which is obviously considerably more expensive than sausage and chips and the man says to forget that, too expensive and he’ll get the sausage and chips like he originally ordered.

Now, under nornal circumstances I would’ve told the guy that’s behind the till to just give it to him at the sausage and chips price seeing as it’s for a kid, but I didn’t (immediately) for one specific reason...

What was it?

The man was dressed head to toe in expensive branded clothing and what made it worse is that he was wearing a £700 leather jacket... I was raging! Had that guy not been with his son and said those same words I would’ve burst and told him exactly what I think. But I didn’t want to undermine that father in front of his son as that would be a major sin.

I went to the bathroom and calmed down before I came out and ordered our guy behind the till to give the man a cod and chips. I also invited them to sit in the restaurant to eat it because I personally wanted to make sure the child was the one that put it in his stomach and that it wasn’t a trick.

I then left and it was the last time I did my visits on my way home because that hurt me to see something of the sort.

Anyway... What one does with his or her body is a personal choice. We can all have our views and opinions... I have mine as expressed on here. But what I WON’T give slack on is where someone chooses to be a parent and then feeds shit to his or her child. 

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3 hours ago, SirBalon said:

Mate, from what you’ve just written it’s plainly obvious it wasn’t aimed at you or anyone that has your eating habits. Although you know as well as I do that you could cut that take-away crap completely and it would benefit you even more.

My wife also cooks as I do (I’m an amazing cook actually) and we cook almost everyday except on most weekends when we go out to eat mostly on Saturdays because I can’t do without my Sunday Roast and I want to do it at home with the best ingredients I can get which makes a massive difference... Oh, and my wicked Yorkshire Puddings. :x

I know plenty of people that do take-away food at least two to three times a week and then when they do buy food, they buy pre-cooked something or other that either goes in the oven or the microwave. For example, if on the rare occasion I eat chips at home, I buy potatoes, peel them, cut them into chips and then fry them in blended olive oil (obviously not mad enough to use extra virgin for that)... 

I could go on and on about this but I’ll give a little anecdote about what I KNOW goes on in many households here in London at least.

When I had my part-time hobby of creating fish & chip shops there was a moment where after work I’d pop into one of the ones we opened which was the Islington branch as it was on my way home. It was just to have a beer in there and have a chat to the employees sort of thing.

I noticed the eating habits of some of the locals. The area we opened that shop in has a mixed demographic because right across the road there is a Council Estate (a notorious one with some very unsavoury people and others that are really nice but caught in a vicious circle unfortunately)... Then you have the rest of the surrounding area which is Angel Islington and Canonbury before you filter into Highbury... In other words the N1 and N5 areas of Islington. 

During that time I’d arrive there, I would see the same families almost everyday going in to get take-aways for them and their families which in this case consisted of children too (young children). They didn’t even bother to order fish, they bought that poisonous stuff called savaloys! I tried not to sell them, but my business partner insisted and I get it from a business perspective as the profits are massive. If it wasn’t savaloy it was jumbo sausage which is made out of absolute garbage.

How can you feed that to your children man!  That’s criminal!

Anyway... Here goes...

So one evening this guy who at most was in his early 30s comes in with what looked to be a 7 or 8 year old child. He orders with our guy behind the till a sausage and chips and once he’s taken his order the man asks how much the fish would cost because (in his words), he would prefer his son eats fish. 

Our guy tells him the price which is obviously considerably more expensive than sausage and chips and the man says to forget that, too expensive and he’ll get the sausage and chips like he originally ordered.

Now, under nornal circumstances I would’ve told the guy that’s behind the till to just give it to him at the sausage and chips price seeing as it’s for a kid, but I didn’t (immediately) for one specific reason...

What was it?

The man was dressed head to toe in expensive branded clothing and what made it worse is that he was wearing a £700 leather jacket... I was raging! Had that guy not been with his son and said those same words I would’ve burst and told him exactly what I think. But I didn’t want to undermine that father in front of his son as that would be a major sin.

I went to the bathroom and calmed down before I came out and ordered our guy behind the till to give the man a cod and chips. I also invited them to sit in the restaurant to eat it because I personally wanted to make sure the child was the one that put it in his stomach and that it wasn’t a trick.

I then left and it was the last time I did my visits on my way home because that hurt me to see something of the sort.

Anyway... What one does with his or her body is a personal choice. We can all have our views and opinions... I have mine as expressed on here. But what I WON’T give slack on is where someone chooses to be a parent and then feeds shit to his or her child. 

I will never cut out the random takeaways. Life's too short.

Mmmm Yorkshire pudding's!! We do the same with chips... they're much nicer that way anyway!? Who are these mongs you know that have takeaways 3 times a week and then microwave food the rest of the time!? xD Don't label a bunch of other people based on them.

That story amused me. Try not to read so much into situations mate, you're fucking your heart up that way, too! xD 

You can't always make an ass of u and me.

 

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As I’ve been reading an investor book, he mentioned this website: https://www.globalrichlist.com/ 

An interesting look as to where you sit in the world for income or wealth. I didn’t choose wealth because well, I’m still young... 

Incredibly surprised where I “sit” in income even though it would’ve be regarded as that high in Australia. 

 

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Many of you will have probably heard about this story that happened a few days ago on a Ryanair flight from Barcelona to London.  But for those of you who haven't, be warned!  This video isn't apt for any of you on the human being side of the species...

 

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36 minutes ago, SirBalon said:

Many of you will have probably heard about this story that happened a few days ago on a Ryanair flight from Barcelona to London.  But for those of you who haven't, be warned!  This video isn't apt for any of you on the human being side of the species...

 

I'm amazed that more people didn't go for him or stand up to him for the woman, and yet the woman gets escorted off. 

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56 minutes ago, Stan said:

I'm amazed that more people didn't go for him or stand up to him for the woman, and yet the woman gets escorted off. 

I think she was escorted to another seat and not off the plane if I'm correct.

As for more people showing their disgust... I think slowly slowly more we're starting to make their feelings visible but we must remember that there are all sorts of psychosis involved here from the selfish situation of hating being on an aeroplane and wanting it all to get moving to being afraid of showing and venting their feelings for whatever reason.  Then you will possibly have those that feel the same as the racist.

Apprently he lives in Essex and has been reported to the police in his local area.  Ryanair has been slaughtered in the press and social media for not throwing the animal off the plane.

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1 hour ago, SirBalon said:

Many of you will have probably heard about this story that happened a few days ago on a Ryanair flight from Barcelona to London.  But for those of you who haven't, be warned!  This video isn't apt for any of you on the human being side of the species...

 

Seen that on the evening news, disgusting behaviour by the guy in question and Ryanair for not tossing the arse off the plane. 

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21 minutes ago, CaaC - John said:

Seen that on the evening news, disgusting behaviour by the guy in question and Ryanair for not tossing the arse off the plane. 

They indeed should've thrown him off the plane as he would've had to contend with the authorities in a country where they do something he doesn't seem to like which is people speaking a different language.  It would've been funny to see the British Embassy refusing to help him in his case which is what occurs in situations such as these.

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8 minutes ago, SirBalon said:

They indeed should've thrown him off the plane as he would've had to contend with the authorities in a country where they do something he doesn't seem to like which is people speaking a different language.  It would've been funny to see the British Embassy refusing to help him in his case which is what occurs in situations such as these.

Looks like Ryanair are washing their hands with it and sweeping it under the carpet, people should boycott Ryanair and choose other airlines for transport.    

 

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1 hour ago, CaaC - John said:

Looks like Ryanair are washing their hands with it and sweeping it under the carpet, people should boycott Ryanair and choose other airlines for transport.    

 

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Yeah, as I said in my original post, Ryanair reported it to the Essex police.

It’s obvious why they done it because to leave a national in another country under the custody of foreign authorities gives the company a major headache. Obviously it’s been done before especially for drunk ahd disorderly situations, but those cases are dealt with very quickly by the national authorities and the person tends to be out and on his or her way back to wherever they’re from without much delay.

Racism in Europe (although it exists in all regions) when it’s reported ends up being made big news as this one has which has made all the international news desks especially in Europe.

Ryanair isn’t to blame for the fact a racist was on one of their aeroplanes but they are to blame for not handling it correctly while on terra firma because the passengers were still boarding. 

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'Name and Shame' I would say but will the Spanish authorities act or just sweep it under the carpet?

A man who was filmed racially abusing a woman on a Ryanair flight has been identified, police said.

Essex Police said it had identified both parties involved in the incident and passed the details to the Spanish authorities who were leading the investigation.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-45951232

Edit: "Ryanair will take the matter further", I wonder what they mean by that ban the guy from any further flights with Ryanair? 

 

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