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[Tommy]

41 minutes ago, Beelzebub said:

Fix your bed first Ronaldo than going into complex things like how to get into playing XI. 

I don't understand any of this. Please enlighten me. 

[Azeem]

1 minute ago, Tommy said:

I don't understand any of this. Please enlighten me. 

Jordan Peterson's mantra is that you should first bring discipline in your own life like fixing your bed in the morning than going on tackling big things. 

[CaaC (John)+]

What an awful bloody Friday night and all day Saturday up until around six o clock last night because one of our great, great, nephews went missing in Dunbar on Friday night, his bike was found lying on the ground.

There was me and the wife just sitting here nervous as fuck while members of the family, neighbours and others went searching for him but thank fuck police sniffer dogs traced and found him but there are a lot of questions that need answering like how he managed to cross a major motorway to the spot he was found with a sprained foot?

There was me down with a virus all week, felt better Friday so thought I would have a bottle of wine Saturday night with the wife and relax but as soon as the wife got a call from family about him going missing that was the drink put on hold and we sat there expecting the worse.

Thank god, though, when the police found him and thank fuck for police sniffer dogs, I sank 2 bloody bottles of wine after that with the wife gulping down here too.

A bit of a hangover now but it was worth it, the young lad was one of many great, great nephews we have in our 70-odd years of life and all around Dunbar & Dalkeith last night family and friends were relieved he was found ok. 

 

Edited September 11, 2022 by CaaC (John)

[nudge]

30 minutes ago, CaaC (John) said:

What an awful bloody Friday night and all day Saturday up until around six o clock last night because one of our great, great, nephews went missing in Dunbar on Friday night, his bike was found lying on the ground.

There was me and the wife just sitting here nervous as fuck while members of the family, neighbours and others went searching for him but thank fuck police sniffer dogs traced and found him but there are a lot of questions that need answering like how he managed to cross a major motorway to the spot he was found with a sprained foot?

There was me down with a virus all week, felt better Friday so thought I would have a bottle of wine Saturday night with the wife and relax but as soon as the wife got a call from family about him going missing that was the drink put on hold and we sat there expecting the worse.

Thank god, though, when the police found him and thank fuck for police sniffer dogs, I sank 2 bloody bottles of wine after that with the wife gulping down here too.

A bit of a hangover now but it was worth it, the young lad was one of many great, great nephews we have in our 70-odd years of life and all around Dunbar & Dalkeith last night family and friends were relieved he was found ok. 

 

Good to hear he's safe and sound! Must have been a nightmare for the parents...

My cousin went missing once when he was around 9 or so. We were spending some time in the countryside at my grandma's homestead, woke up in the morning, and him (and his bicycle) was gone, nowhere to be found for hours. We got into the cars and went in several directions to search for him, and finally found him cycling on the motorway, heading back to his hometown about 150km away. The little bastard managed to cycle 50 kilometers, all because he was bored, wanted to go back home to his friends, and had an argument with his parents the day before because they were making him stay at the grandma's homestead instead  

[CaaC (John)+]

29 minutes ago, nudge said:

Good to hear he's safe and sound! Must have been a nightmare for the parents...

My cousin went missing once when he was around 9 or so. We were spending some time in the countryside at my grandma's homestead, woke up in the morning, and him (and his bicycle) was gone, nowhere to be found for hours. We got into the cars and went in several directions to search for him, and finally found him cycling on the motorway, heading back to his hometown about 150km away. The little bastard managed to cycle 50 kilometers, all because he was bored, wanted to go back home to his friends, and had an argument with his parents the day before because they were making him stay at the grandma's homestead instead  

It reminded me of the time in Australia when I was 12 years old, I refused to get up and go to school, my mum then dragged me out of bed and shoved me in the bathroom and told me to brush my teeth and get washed as you ARE going to school...WRONG...

I climbed out of the bathroom window, run down the back alley, and bumped into a neighbour's dog called Blacky and that was me gone for 2 days, me and Blackie walked through a bush area in Dandenong, and we slept in a churchyard and on Port Melbourne beach, I only got caught when I was sitting on a beach wall with Blacky beside me and his owner spotted him and me and bought us home in his car.

Little stories are filtering through now about Austin who went missing and was found through the wife' s 'Grapeline'...the phone  

Apparently, before he went missing he wanted to go for a sleepover around his mate's house but his mum said no, so he eventually sneaked out of the house behind his mum and partner's back and did a runner, just waiting now for more info from the wifes 'Grapeline', this is becoming another Never Ending Story. 

[Bluewolf]

We need more up front people like this in the world... 

It's important that we suck more titties, detection of brest cancer. Ladies send nudes for earlier detection - 9GAG

[Dr. Gonzo]

I tested positive for COVID again! 

Missed 10 days of work & now missing 10 more, and I'm not allowed to leave my house which suits me just fine with this fucking jetlag.

[Bluewolf]

12 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Missed 10 days of work & now missing 10 more

Are they paying you though?? 

[Dr. Gonzo]

4 minutes ago, Bluewolf said:

Are they paying you though?? 

Yeah, tbf I'm still working while sick. I'm just not going to the office.

And the holiday was with paid time off that I'd earned and I deserved a fucking break.

[Bluewolf]

14 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Yeah, tbf I'm still working while sick. I'm just not going to the office.

And the holiday was with paid time off that I'd earned and I deserved a fucking break.

Ours let us have the time off but don't pay anymore but recently they are not even stopping people from coming in if they feel up to it.. 

[Tommy]

Happy Birthday, @Panflute! I hope you have a good one! 

[Toinho]

On 11/09/2022 at 06:47, Beelzebub said:

Jordan Peterson's mantra is that you should first bring discipline in your own life like fixing your bed in the morning than going on tackling big things. 

He also has some very transphobic, Islamophobic and sexist comments over the years.

[Toinho]

On 11/09/2022 at 16:36, CaaC (John) said:

What an awful bloody Friday night and all day Saturday up until around six o clock last night because one of our great, great, nephews went missing in Dunbar on Friday night, his bike was found lying on the ground.

There was me and the wife just sitting here nervous as fuck while members of the family, neighbours and others went searching for him but thank fuck police sniffer dogs traced and found him but there are a lot of questions that need answering like how he managed to cross a major motorway to the spot he was found with a sprained foot?

There was me down with a virus all week, felt better Friday so thought I would have a bottle of wine Saturday night with the wife and relax but as soon as the wife got a call from family about him going missing that was the drink put on hold and we sat there expecting the worse.

Thank god, though, when the police found him and thank fuck for police sniffer dogs, I sank 2 bloody bottles of wine after that with the wife gulping down here too.

A bit of a hangover now but it was worth it, the young lad was one of many great, great nephews we have in our 70-odd years of life and all around Dunbar & Dalkeith last night family and friends were relieved he was found ok. 

 

Glad all is okay mate. Had the brother in law go missing for a few days back in 2020. Terribly frightening.

[Bluewolf]

Finally!!! After all that swiping and unsuitable matches I think I have finally found the one for me... 

[CaaC (John)+]

On 11/09/2022 at 09:36, CaaC (John) said:

What an awful bloody Friday night and all day Saturday up until around six o clock last night because one of our great, great, nephews went missing in Dunbar on Friday night, his bike was found lying on the ground.

 

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East Lothian woman arrested in connection with disappearance of schoolboy

A huge search and rescue mission was launched for the missing Dunbar schoolboy last week, who was later found on Friday evening. Officers say a 29-year-old female has been arrested in connection with the incident

A woman has been arrested in connection with the disappearance of an East Lothian schoolboy that triggered a huge search and rescue mission last week.

Police helicopters were spotted in the sky searching for the missing nine-year-old boy from Dunbar, with locals in the town also doing their bit to help.

Eventually, the boy was found on Friday evening, September 9, after going missing on Thursday. Authorities say a 29-year-old woman has now been arrested in connection with the incident, as the Record reports.

https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/east-lothian-woman-arrested-connection-25021276

 

Edited September 15, 2022 by CaaC (John)
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[Bluewolf]

I love 2022 - 9GAG

[Bluewolf]

Watch out for these scams people... 

I ordered some jewellery for the missus and they sent me this instead... 

 

Can't trust anybody these days.... 

[Gunnersaurus]

Where I was working somebody ordered a beer and they wanted it warmed. So the waiters put it in the microwave as requested. Tagging our resident beer lover @nudge so she care share her disgust

[nudge]

8 minutes ago, Gunnersaurus said:

Where I was working somebody ordered a beer and they wanted it warmed. So the waiters put it in the microwave as requested. Tagging our resident beer lover @nudge so she care share her disgust

I do think it's disgusting, but it doesn't surprise me - drinking warm beer used to be a thing in some parts of central Europe. I actually talked about it with my dad just a few days ago, he still remembers how many people used "Bierwärmer" or a simple heater coil in pubs to warm their beer  

[Gunnersaurus]

Just now, nudge said:

I do think it's disgusting, but it doesn't surprise me - drinking warm beer used to be a thing in some parts of central Europe. I actually talked about it with my dad just a few days ago, he still remembers how many people used "Bierwärmer" or a simple heater coil in pubs to warm their beer  

Maybe he was foreign. Normally I say each to their own but warm beer is just wrong 

[Bluewolf]

Who the fuck would want a warm beer... 

[Toinho]

6 hours ago, Bluewolf said:

Who the fuck would want a warm beer... 

Don't you lot keep your beers in cupboards and drink them? That's warm to me. 

[Spike]

1 hour ago, Toinho said:

Don't you lot keep your beers in cupboards and drink them? That's warm to me. 

Some might say a fridge is a sort of cupboard

[Toinho]

9 minutes ago, Spike said:

Some might say a fridge is a sort of cupboard

Did you know? @Bluewolf made the first ever fridge in 1913.

[Stan]

5 hours ago, Toinho said:

Don't you lot keep your beers in cupboards and drink them? That's warm to me. 

Ew who told you that?! 

Beers go straight in the fridge after shopping!