Subscriber Coma+ Posted May 24, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted May 24, 2022 On 23/05/2022 at 07:07, Bluewolf said: So maybe instead of being hung like a pimple I just have monkeypox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ Posted May 24, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted May 24, 2022 Me, fit as a fiddle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted May 24, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted May 24, 2022 Just now, CaaC (John) said: Me, fit as a fiddle Bet that was right before the first post-lockdown haircut... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnivore Chris Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 I remember going to a house party years ago, it must have been around 2008. This lad had a monkey and the little bastard decided to attack me and bite my hand. Anyway, 3 days later I came out "shingles", so I went to the doctor and said "I think I've got shingles", but I never mentioned the monkey, and they agreed and said "yeah, it's shingles". They gave me antibiotics and it cleared up within a week, but it's strange how one would come out in shingles just days after being bitten by a monkey. I shit myself at the time thinking it was monkeypox, but maybe it was? Who knows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted May 25, 2022 Administrator Share Posted May 25, 2022 So monkeypox has been around for 14 years because @Carnivore Chris lied to his doctor about being fucked by a monkey. Cheers mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machado Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 So the WHO declared this a global emergency. Should we be worried? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted July 23, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted July 23, 2022 34 minutes ago, Machado said: So the WHO declared this a global emergency. Should we be worried? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy Posted July 23, 2022 Moderator Share Posted July 23, 2022 3 hours ago, Machado said: So the WHO declared this a global emergency. Should we be worried? If you travel all over the world attending every possible orgy, maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rucksackfranzose Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 4 hours ago, Tommy said: If you travel all over the world attending every possible orgy, maybe. Even then I'd be more worried about Syphilis and Aids than Monkeypox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted July 24, 2022 Administrator Share Posted July 24, 2022 8 hours ago, Tommy said: If you travel all over the world attending every possible orgy, maybe. You've seen who started the thread, right ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy Posted July 24, 2022 Moderator Share Posted July 24, 2022 3 hours ago, Stan said: You've seen who started the thread, right ?! Probably the same guy who brought us monkeypox back in the first place. By licking a monkey's feet or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 4 hours ago, Tommy said: Probably the same guy who brought us monkeypox back in the first place. By licking a monkey's feet or something. Well lets just all hope that this outbreak doesn't get much worse. The last 2 or 3 years have been crazy as it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy Posted July 24, 2022 Moderator Share Posted July 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Michael said: Well lets just all hope that this outbreak doesn't get much worse. The last 2 or 3 years have been crazy as it is. It can't. Monkeypox can not be transmitted by aerosols the same way Covid does. So it can never lead to a pandemic like Covid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panflute Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 Just don't have anonymous butt sex and you should be alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadLinesman Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Panflute said: Just don't have anonymous butt sex and you should be alright. But that’s my favourite kind of sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted July 24, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted July 24, 2022 12 minutes ago, DeadLinesman said: But that’s my favourite kind of sex @MUFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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