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I remember going to a house party years ago, it must have been around 2008. This lad had a monkey and the little bastard decided to attack me and bite my hand. Anyway, 3 days later I came out "shingles", so I went to the doctor and said "I think I've got shingles", but I never mentioned the monkey, and they agreed and said "yeah, it's shingles". They gave me antibiotics and it cleared up within a week, but it's strange how one would come out in shingles just days after being bitten by a monkey. 

I shit myself at the time thinking it was monkeypox, but maybe it was? Who knows?

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3 hours ago, Machado said:

So the WHO declared this a global emergency. Should we be worried?

If you travel all over the world attending every possible orgy, maybe. 

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3 hours ago, Stan said:

You've seen who started the thread, right :ph34r:?!

 

Probably the same guy who brought us monkeypox back in the first place. By licking a monkey's feet or something. 

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4 hours ago, Tommy said:

Probably the same guy who brought us monkeypox back in the first place. By licking a monkey's feet or something. 

Well lets just all hope that this outbreak doesn't get much worse. The last 2 or 3 years have been crazy as it is.

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1 hour ago, Michael said:

Well lets just all hope that this outbreak doesn't get much worse. The last 2 or 3 years have been crazy as it is.

It can't. Monkeypox can not be transmitted by aerosols the same way Covid does. So it can never lead to a pandemic like Covid. 

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