Devil-Dick Willie Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 We all watch football at the end of the day to entertain ourselves and pass the time. With this in mind, build 1 or 2(to play against team 1) teams that you'd want to see play, with the only objective being the team of players you fund the most entertaining. Team 1. -----------------------------------Wiese----------------------------------- Alves----------Lucio---------------David luiz---------------Riise -------------------------------Yaya Toure--------------------------------- -------------------------Ozil--------------------Iniesta-------------------- Messi------------------------Berbatov------------------------Ribery vs ------------------------------------Al Habsi---------------------------------- TAA------------------Naldo-------------Van Buyten-------R Carlos ------------------------Frings-----------------Modric---------------------- Ben Arfa-------------------------------------------------------Ronadinho ---------------------Ibrahimovic---------Raul------------------------------ A sickening number of Real players now that I think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azeem Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 The team has to be as equally shit as it is talented resulting in 5-4 wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rucksackfranzose Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 6 minutes ago, Beelzebub said: You find the Someone's footballong style entertaining? Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted September 20, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted September 20, 2022 3 minutes ago, Rucksackfranzose said: You find the Someone's footballong style entertaining? Really? I think he went for FC Hooligans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azeem Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 25 minutes ago, Spike said: The team has to be as equally shit as it is talented resulting in 5-4 wins. Not every sport can have a Pakistan cricket team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rucksackfranzose Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 21 minutes ago, nudge said: I think he went for FC Hooligans. Under this premise it misses Sergey Juran and Vinnie "the axe" Jones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Viva la FCB+ Posted September 20, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted September 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Rucksackfranzose said: Under this premise it misses Sergey Juran and Vinnie "the axe" Jones. You mean Bullet Tooth Tony ofc Still one of my favourites scenes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rucksackfranzose Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 30 minutes ago, Viva la FCB said: You mean Bullet Tooth Tony ofc Still one of my favourites scenes.... Of much more significance in this thread: As far as I know he was the only footballer to ever compile a VHS record called: " My most beautiful fouls". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azeem Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Can you think of a player who was competitive but not entertaining? Like Switzerland's team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted September 21, 2022 Administrator Share Posted September 21, 2022 9 minutes ago, Beelzebub said: Can you think of a player who was competitive but not entertaining? Like Switzerland's team Competitive in what sense? Aggressive but not talented? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted September 21, 2022 Author Share Posted September 21, 2022 7 minutes ago, Beelzebub said: Can you think of a player who was competitive but not entertaining? Like Switzerland's team Ruud Van Nistelrooy. 6 yard assassin. Most good centerbacks who are non violent and pick up very few cards. Mertesacker is one, I'm sure there are others. James Milner has always been as exciting as watching a dead horse rot. Xavi is actually a really good high level shout. Playing 110 passes a game, 95 of which were to a center back or Busquets, 14 to his full backs and 1 golden assist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azeem Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Stan said: Competitive in what sense? Aggressive but not talented? What Dick said about Xavi precisely. One who gets the job done but in the most banal way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Milan 1990 vs Barcelona 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted September 21, 2022 Author Share Posted September 21, 2022 15 minutes ago, Cicero said: Milan 1990 vs Barcelona 2011 The team with Xavi and Busquets? Get fucked Bayern 2013 were way more fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 4 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: The team with Xavi and Busquets? Get fucked Bayern 2013 were way more fun. I want to see arguably two of the greatest club sides in history battle it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 ---------------------Higuita Cafu-----Lucio----Maldini----R. Carlos ---------------------Davids -------------Gazza------Le Tissier Ronaldinho-----------------------Okocha ‐------------------Batistuta Subs Grobbalaar Gullit R. Baggio Bergkamp FC Flaircelona. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 So there is only one battle anyone wants to see and that's Sporting de Flair vs AFC Shithouses. AFC Shithouses Head Coach: Antonio Conte de Gea Ramos - Chiellini - Terry Cafu - Yaya - Essien - Marcelo Drogba - C Ronaldo ------ Iniesta - Ronaldo - Messi Ronaldinho - Busquets - Xavi Cole - Van Dijk - Puyol - Alves Allison Head Coach: Pep Guardiola Sporting de Flair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted September 22, 2022 Administrator Share Posted September 22, 2022 13 minutes ago, Danny said: So there is only one battle anyone wants to see and that's Sporting de Flair vs AFC Shithouses. AFC Shithouses Head Coach: Antonio Conte de Gea Ramos - Chiellini - Terry Cafu - Yaya - Essien - Marcelo Drogba - C Ronaldo ------ Iniesta - Ronaldo - Messi Ronaldinho - Busquets - Xavi Cole - Van Dijk - Puyol - Alves Allison Head Coach: Pep Guardiola Sporting de Flair Diego Costa should be in the shithouses team. Drogba was immensely talented and used his strength well. Costa is just a big brute and was way more aggressive. Why are Cafu & De Gea a shit house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 4 minutes ago, Stan said: Diego Costa should be in the shithouses team. Drogba was immensely talented and used his strength well. Costa is just a big brute and was way more aggressive. Why are Cafu & De Gea a shit house? My answer for both is that I was trying to go for some level of balance, shithouse sides generally have players that can play a much more expansive game but also Cafu would be a good Conte option imo. Costa would be a good shithouse but as a top footballer I didn't really rate him whereas Drogba was actually good for long periods and could bully anyone really, Costa included. Plus always got to have time for IT'S A FUCKING DISGRACE. De Gea a shithouse for making saves he has no right to make (based on previous years rather than current). If you're going to be defending a lot then someone like de Gea is ideal (or was ideal). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 2 hours ago, Stan said: Diego Costa should be in the shithouses team. Drogba was immensely talented and used his strength well. Costa is just a big brute and was way more aggressive. Why are Cafu & De Gea a shit house? Imo Drogba's the ultimate shithouse striker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 9 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said: Imo Drogba's the ultimate shithouse striker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, Bluewolf said: It means he's not a donkey like many other shithouse strikers, so it's praise to some extent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 5 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said: so it's praise to some extent Poor praise indeed..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 Drogba's shitehousery against Barcelona in 2012 was peak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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