Erling Braut Haaland

[Honey Honey]

It's good to see the tap in merchant trade is still alive 

[Dave]

1 hour ago, LFCMadLad said:

You will have the league won by February mate.

Optimistic to think you'll still be in with half a chance by February.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I wish he were more humble for a guy who looks like a mix of that Nazi from breaking bad & Shrek

[Whiskey]

1 hour ago, Machado said:

Only injury will stop him from breaking every Premier League record out there.

I think he'll score 40 in the league alone which has never been done.

Nobody will ever beat the English league record, Dixie Dean scored 60 goals in a single season.

[Spike]

1 hour ago, Tommy said:

Mickey Mouse league. 

I feel like this is one of those jokes that backfires when a mirror is near 

[Spike]

15 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

I wish he were more humble for a guy who looks like a mix of that Nazi from breaking bad & Shrek

He looks like a white Taye Taiwo.

[Devil-Dick Willie]

9 hours ago, Honey Honey said:

It's good to see the tap in merchant trade is still alive 

 

8 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

I wish he were more humble for a guy who looks like a mix of that Nazi from breaking bad & Shrek

All heil the Aryan Ruud Van Nistelrooy. 

[Devil-Dick Willie]

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[Dan+]

I'm worried he's taking Vardy's record already. Fuck sake. Bloke's going to be an absolutely legendary striker.

[True Blue]

I was like he should be okay but not fucking burn the place down. Absolutely unreal, took zero minutes to adapt and at his age if he keep this up he will break records the like of Ronaldo and Messi. He also seems as a cool dude down to earth which is always a bonus. 

[Gunnersaurus]

On 17/09/2022 at 15:38, Whiskey said:

Nobody will ever beat the English league record, Dixie Dean scored 60 goals in a single season.

Not sure if you can compare the professionalism of football now to when he played though. Most of the players use to go on the piss the night before 

[Happy Blue]

12 minutes ago, Gunnersaurus said:

Not sure if you can compare the professionalism of football now to when he played though. Most of the players use to go on the piss the night before 

Yep, pubs league dont count plus they didnt know what a foul was back then too 

[Gunnersaurus]

7 minutes ago, Happy Blue said:

Yep, pubs league dont count plus they didnt know what a foul was back then too 

I'm not sure how professional it was back then either. Dont know how many players got paid.

[Spike]

26 minutes ago, Happy Blue said:

Yep, pubs league dont count plus they didnt know what a foul was back then too 

 

17 minutes ago, Gunnersaurus said:

I'm not sure how professional it was back then either. Dont know how many players got paid.

And half the English male populqtion died in WW1

[Happy Blue]

2 minutes ago, Gunnersaurus said:

I'm not sure how professional it was back then either. Dont know how many players got paid.

Stick Haaland in that league and he'd score 9 a game 

 

[Viva la FCB+]

He was always going to succeed in England if you watched him play; he has all the attributes, hes a special player. The big question is if he can stay fit, I hope he does just so we can see the full damage he can do. Its hard to remember hes still only 22. 

[Spike]

23 minutes ago, Viva la FCB said:

He was always going to succeed in England if you watched him play; he has all the attributes, hes a special player. The big question is if he can stay fit, I hope he does just so we can see the full damage he can do. Its hard to remember hes still only 22. 

The answer is; yes.

[Happy Blue]

17 hours ago, Spike said:

The answer is; yes.

You would think so as we don't need to play him every game and run him into the ground like other clubs would

[Happy Blue]

HAAL OF FAME 

Man City star Erling Haaland incredibly sets THREE new records with hat-trick against Man Utd

His feats are underlined by the fact that he eviscerated Michael Owen's mark of being the fastest player to score three Premier League hat-tricks. While Owen needed 48 matches to get a hat-trick of hat-tricks, Haaland required only eight.

 

Three consecutive hat-tricks

Haaland set a new Premier League landmark as he became the first player to score three hat-tricks in three consecutive home matches.

Direct goal involvements

Haaland's record breaking afternoon did not stop there - he had a hand in five of City's six goals also assisting Foden twice.

As a result, the 22-year-old has smashed the record for most goal contributions in one Manchester derby.

Notable stats

Haaland also became the first Man City player to score a hat-trick against their local rivals since 1970 when Francis Lee scored three times at Old Trafford.

Top scorer in Europe

The goal machine's latest treble took his tally up to 14 in the Prem.

This means he is this season's top scorer in Europe's top five leagues and he is ahead by a big margin.

[Happy Blue]

Haaland has a 5 year contract with NO release clause which means no team can afford him for the next 4 years 

 

[Viva la FCB+]

Here you go:

 

[Cicero]

£1m a week. 

Nice. 

[Happy Blue]

1 hour ago, Viva la FCB said:

Here you go:

 

[Dave]

How people that don't have Haaland in fantasy football sound when talking about Haaland.

[Devil]

If he's the highest earning player in world football it's hardly a surprise. 

He's the best footballer on the planet. 

Or should I say he's the most complete footballer in his position on the planet.