Quarter-Final - England 1-2 France - Saturday 10th December, 2022

[6666]

Fuck.

[Viva la FCB+]

Holy fucking shit Kane

[Dr. Gonzo]

Fuck me what a terrible penalty

[Ozzy0zz]

So fucking obvious lol

[Devil-Dick Willie]

"Talismanic from my horse cock king kane" 

 

Storts on Kane

[Spike]

Brings a new to definition to K-hole

[El Profesor]

Tough because that was the 2nd penalty in the same match versus a goalkeeper who knows Kane really well.

[DeadLinesman]

I think that just knocked Jaap Stams ball out of orbit.

[Devil-Dick Willie]

@Storts Sitrep mate? You okay?

[Inverted]

France are doing their best to gift this one to England and fucking Big Bird can't do his one job. 

[Spike]

In a moment of patriotic fervour Harry’s eyes misted up and he could only see the visage of ol’ Marge in Lloris’ eyes and he lost his nerve and sent the ball into the graces of Queen Liz.

[Azeem]

Scoring two penalties in a match is a difficult task. Should’ve given to someone else.

[ScoRoss]

Half the England team waving imaginary cards? But I was told that was only big bad Johnny Foreigner that did it?! 

[DeadLinesman]

1 minute ago, ScoRoss said:

Half the England team waving imaginary cards? But I was told that was only big bad Johnny Foreigner that did it?! 

They were asking why it wasn’t a sending off to be fair. Not condoning it obviously, but it’s a stretch between what the usual view of this is when any player is fouled and imaginary cards are waved.

[Azeem]

11 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Is this ref from a country we knocked out of the last World Cup? 

 

[Reluctant Striker]

I had been feeling all along France would not be especially effected by all the injuries.

I have been braced that Grieznann, Mbappe & Giroud are significantly better on both paper & grass than a declining Kane, over hyped Foden & asking too much of Bellingham.

And also that everyone from Macron, Deschamps & through to the fishermen massively, massively want to beat England & edge closer to the 4 star nations. With equal excitement.

[Devil-Dick Willie]

7 minutes ago, ScoRoss said:

Half the England team waving imaginary cards? But I was told that was only big bad Johnny Foreigner that did it?! 

Harry McGuire has taken about 3 dives too. 

[DeadLinesman]

England and missing pens though. Name a more iconic duo.

[Spike]

How classic is this of Kane’s England. Gifted the fucking match on a gold filigree platter only to fuck it up in the most impressive fashion possible

Great idea to sub on a forward to tie the game with one minute, couldn’t do that earlier in a fucking knockout game

[Spike]

4 minutes ago, Reluctant Striker said:

I had been feeling all along France would not be especially effected by all the injuries.

I have been braced that Grieznann, Mbappe & Giroud are significantly better on both paper & grass than a declining Kane, over hyped Foden & asking too much of Bellingham.

And also that everyone from Macron, Deschamps & through to the fishermen massively, massively want to beat England & edge closer to the 4 star nations. With equal excitement.

Especially affected? The only reason England had a chance in this game is because the starting left back is injured and Theo Hernandez ia medicore

[Devil-Dick Willie]

Sneaky pass free kick? or Mount/Rashford to belt it into the stands?

[DeadLinesman]

At least the racists can blame Rashford for missing that free kick. Harry off the hook. 

[Devil-Dick Willie]

1 minute ago, DeadLinesman said:

At least the racists can blame Rashford for missing that free kick.

[Spike]

3 minutes ago, DeadLinesman said:

England and missing pens though. Name a more iconic duo.

Half of Kane’s tournament goals for England are pens, and if it isn’t half it is bloody close

[Viva la FCB+]

6 minutes ago, Reluctant Striker said:

I had been feeling all along France would not be especially effected by all the injuries.

I have been braced that Grieznann, Mbappe & Giroud are significantly better on both paper & grass than a declining Kane, over hyped Foden & asking too much of Bellingham.

And also that everyone from Macron, Deschamps & through to the fishermen massively, massively want to beat England & edge closer to the 4 star nations. With equal excitement.

Yeah that's a large load of bullshit, their missing like what? 4 starters? 5? Ahahaha