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Today I had to laugh at... myself. 

Needed a new measuring jug, so I ordered one off Amazon Yesterday. What I thought was cheap...  

This turned up.

Photo against a standard bottle of lager to show how small it is xD .

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Why would anyone even buy or sell such a small measuring jug ffs.

 

Also in the same delivery was what I thought was a cheap knife set for £25. Turns out it’s just a magnetic board on a stand with no knifes. 
 

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I wish I could be arsed returning them. So looks like they’re staying xD

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I heard about this one the radio. Jizz Hornkamp. The last line of his wiki is a thing of beauty as he just had a 4 goal game. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizz_Hornkamp

On January 30, 2021 Jizz exploded in the final 3rd of the game and busted in four goals in 34 minutes, ruining a clean sheet and resulting in a 4-4 draw against

 SBV Excelsior all of them were assisted by Norwegian schemer Jonny Hansen. The event caused Jizz to erupt all over Twitter [7].

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