MUFC Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Ever had an itchy butt cheek but you were unable to scratch it due to people being around? E.g. in a meeting or in public. But when you do get to finally scratch it, how good does it feel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted May 27, 2019 Subscriber Share Posted May 27, 2019 WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Viva la FCB+ Posted May 27, 2019 Subscriber Share Posted May 27, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverted Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Never learned the good old sitting-down chair-scratch shuffle, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 I remember having an itchy ass at an arsenal match once and trying to scratch it without anyone noticing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 The trick is to divert everyone's attention to somewhere that isn't your arse. Next time try shouting, "Hey look at that fucker over there!" and point off in a direction that your arse isn't facing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 On 27/05/2019 at 21:59, MUFC said: Ever had an itchy butt cheek but you were unable to scratch it due to people being around? E.g. in a meeting or in public. But when you do get to finally scratch it, how good does it feel? Any pics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God is Haaland Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 Ever done it in front of dozens of TV cameras when hundreds of millions were watching while you were coaching a national team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ Posted June 6, 2019 Subscriber Share Posted June 6, 2019 49 minutes ago, BartraPique1932 said: Ever done it in front of dozens of TV cameras when hundreds of millions were watching while you were coaching a national team? Isn't the same person you're referring to also a serial booger consumer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 1 hour ago, BartraPique1932 said: Ever done it in front of dozens of TV cameras when hundreds of millions were watching while you were coaching a national team? Didn't he also scratch his balls and then sniff his fingers afterwards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 I have a permanent itchy spot to the very right of my sack, on the inner thigh. Causes me much suffering sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: I have a permanent itchy spot to the very right of my sack, on the inner thigh. Causes me much suffering sometimes. Should stay away from dirty cunts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ Posted June 7, 2019 Subscriber Share Posted June 7, 2019 7 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said: Didn't he also scratch his balls and then sniff his fingers afterwards? Yep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC Posted January 24, 2023 Author Share Posted January 24, 2023 When you do eventually scratch your butt in private. It feels so good that you end up scratching it for longer than required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panflute Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Wipe better you pleb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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