MUFC Posted May 27, 2019 Posted May 27, 2019 Ever had an itchy butt cheek but you were unable to scratch it due to people being around? E.g. in a meeting or in public. But when you do get to finally scratch it, how good does it feel?
Inverted Posted May 27, 2019 Posted May 27, 2019 Never learned the good old sitting-down chair-scratch shuffle, eh?
Guest Posted June 6, 2019 Posted June 6, 2019 I remember having an itchy ass at an arsenal match once and trying to scratch it without anyone noticing
Dr. Gonzo Posted June 6, 2019 Posted June 6, 2019 The trick is to divert everyone's attention to somewhere that isn't your arse. Next time try shouting, "Hey look at that fucker over there!" and point off in a direction that your arse isn't facing.
Rab Posted June 6, 2019 Posted June 6, 2019 On 27/05/2019 at 21:59, MUFC said: Ever had an itchy butt cheek but you were unable to scratch it due to people being around? E.g. in a meeting or in public. But when you do get to finally scratch it, how good does it feel? Any pics?
God is Haaland Posted June 6, 2019 Posted June 6, 2019 Ever done it in front of dozens of TV cameras when hundreds of millions were watching while you were coaching a national team?
Subscriber Mel81x+ Posted June 6, 2019 Subscriber Posted June 6, 2019 49 minutes ago, BartraPique1932 said: Ever done it in front of dozens of TV cameras when hundreds of millions were watching while you were coaching a national team? Isn't the same person you're referring to also a serial booger consumer?
Dr. Gonzo Posted June 6, 2019 Posted June 6, 2019 1 hour ago, BartraPique1932 said: Ever done it in front of dozens of TV cameras when hundreds of millions were watching while you were coaching a national team? Didn't he also scratch his balls and then sniff his fingers afterwards?
Devil-Dick Willie Posted June 7, 2019 Posted June 7, 2019 I have a permanent itchy spot to the very right of my sack, on the inner thigh. Causes me much suffering sometimes.
Spike Posted June 7, 2019 Posted June 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: I have a permanent itchy spot to the very right of my sack, on the inner thigh. Causes me much suffering sometimes. Should stay away from dirty cunts
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ Posted June 7, 2019 Subscriber Posted June 7, 2019 7 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said: Didn't he also scratch his balls and then sniff his fingers afterwards? Yep
MUFC Posted January 24, 2023 Author Posted January 24, 2023 When you do eventually scratch your butt in private. It feels so good that you end up scratching it for longer than required.
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