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Posted
7 hours ago, nudge said:

What do the numbers represent? Average per year? Week? Lifetime? Average number of sexual partners at the same time? :ph34r:

 

There’s more to you than meets the eye isn’t there…

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4 hours ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

Lifetime I'd guess. 

My question is where am I drawing the line. 

Is the girl I frolicked with at a party 2 years ago, but couldn't get my MDMA ravaged pecker to come to life a sexual partner? 
Whatabout the nice girl I dated for 3 weeks who jerked me off at a war memorial? 

Haha would say you need to have sex with your penis for it to count and probably in her vagina 

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Terribly curious what this average value means because if its via the population count then that number for India is quite funny. And after seeing China's number I am thinking its something on those lines.

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1 hour ago, Toinho said:

Haha would say you need to have sex with your penis for it to count and probably in her vagina 

As someone who loves anal, I take offence. If I had 30 minutes with the girl of my dreams she'd be sitting on a bag of frozen peas for a week.

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Posted
10 hours ago, Toinho said:

How are our single lads going with these averages? 
 

 

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I'm sitting slightly below the UK average to be honest. I still have time though :ph34r:.

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20 hours ago, Toinho said:

How are our single lads going with these averages? 
 

 

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You’d love me, as it seems I’m Japanese. 

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Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, Tommy said:

Reminder:

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 Anyone tickle Tommy’s fancy though? Decent looking bloke, with an intellectual side (as long as you’re not playing mafia), and an artistic side?

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While its nowhere near being a parent I've had fair experience with being around kids. So I've reached the conclusion being in a relationship is what counts most.

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Posted
3 hours ago, Aladdin said:

While its nowhere near being a parent I've had fair experience with being around kids. So I've reached the conclusion being in a relationship is what counts most.

I don't understand. What has the first sentence to do with the second sentence? 

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Posted
10 minutes ago, Tommy said:

I don't understand. What has the first sentence to do with the second sentence? 

@Aladdin has relationships with kids? 

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Posted
8 hours ago, Toinho said:

(as long as you’re not playing mafia)

How dare you say that about the Harry Potter Mafia Wars winner? :ph34r:

Posted
58 minutes ago, Tommy said:

I don't understand. What has the first sentence to do with the second sentence? 

You can raise kids without being in a relationship, doing that while being in a relationship is double emotional work. 

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Posted
23 hours ago, Aladdin said:

You can raise kids without being in a relationship, doing that while being in a relationship is double emotional work. 

So, adopting and be a single parent? 🤔

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