Spike Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 7 hours ago, Tommy said: Prost. Bit late, but I hope you enjoyed it. Uerige or something, From Dusseldorf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy Posted February 5, 2022 Moderator Share Posted February 5, 2022 54 minutes ago, Spike said: Uerige or something, From Dusseldorf Ooooh nice. Uerige is indeed proper Düsseldorfer Alt. I walk past their brewery quite often. It's always packed in summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted February 8, 2022 Share Posted February 8, 2022 Just had the worst cooking experience of my life, everything that could go wrong did go wrong and I feel that @CaaC (John) would find it funny the mental image of me swearing like a fool running around a burning kitchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted February 8, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted February 8, 2022 Just now, Spike said: Just had the worst cooking experience of my life, everything that could go wrong did go wrong and I feel that @CaaC (John) would find it funny the mental image of me swearing like a fool running around a burning kitchen Do elaborate... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ Posted February 8, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted February 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, Spike said: Just had the worst cooking experience of my life, everything that could go wrong did go wrong and I feel that @CaaC (John) would find it funny the mental image of me swearing like a fool running around a burning kitchen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted February 8, 2022 Share Posted February 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, nudge said: Do elaborate... Just now, CaaC (John) said: Lamb Shank and shoulder stew Mis en place and prep work done. I need to broil the skins from the tomatoes so I can blend them. Bung em into the oven Had to brown the meat before throwing in the veg. Getting the shoulder ready to toss in I noticed at the last second that little piece of black plastic they put on the tray is still attached. I get the shoulder out but the damage is done. A million pieces of burning black plastic. Wash the meat (ugh), and drain oil so I can scrub pot. Okay now I can restart and finish browning the meat. I get to the shoulder again, it's in and browning and while I'm doing that I notice out of the corner of my eye the plate and paper towels I had set up to hold the meat is now on fire. How it started I don't know but I have to deal with it. While I'm dealing with the fire and cleaning the mess up I didn't adjust the temperature on the burner so now the lamb fat has rendering and smoking. All my fire alarms give me the warning beeps, not going off but strangely enough a woman's voice 'Smoke detected in hallway. Alarms will sound and it will be loud' WTF I had never head an alarm like that, so I run through the house to open up the windows that aren't covered in the plastic stuff meant to prevent drafts. Remember those tomatoes? they are still in the oven. So I get to throwing in the garlic and onion, luckily the oil wasn't too burnt and hasn't left an overly charred taste. But why is it smokey still? The tomatoes are black and I quickly reach for the tea towel but don't sufficiently cover the index and thumb on my right hand and I burn them just enough to feel it. This was about five minutes of adventure. At least now the bastard is in the oven and stewing. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted February 8, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted February 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, Spike said: Lamb Shank and shoulder stew Mis en place and prep work done. I need to broil the skins from the tomatoes so I can blend them. Bung em into the oven Had to brown the meat before throwing in the veg. Getting the shoulder ready to toss in I noticed at the last second that little piece of black plastic they put on the tray is still attached. I get the shoulder out but the damage is done. A million pieces of burning black plastic. Wash the meat (ugh), and drain oil so I can scrub pot. Okay now I can restart and finish browning the meat. I get to the shoulder again, it's in and browning and while I'm doing that I notice out of the corner of my eye the plate and paper towels I had set up to hold the meat is now on fire. How it started I don't know but I have to deal with it. While I'm dealing with the fire and cleaning the mess up I didn't adjust the temperature on the burner so now the lamb fat has rendering and smoking. All my fire alarms give me the warning beeps, not going off but strangely enough a woman's voice 'Smoke detected in hallway. Alarms will sound and it will be loud' WTF I had never head an alarm like that, so I run through the house to open up the windows that aren't covered in the plastic stuff meant to prevent drafts. Remember those tomatoes? they are still in the oven. So I get to throwing in the garlic and onion, luckily the oil wasn't too burnt and hasn't left an overly charred taste. But why is it smokey still? The tomatoes are black and I quickly reach for the tea towel but don't sufficiently cover the index and thumb on my right hand and I burn them just enough to feel it. This was about five minutes of adventure. At least now the bastard is in the oven and stewing. Just one of those days... Hope it turn outs great though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted February 8, 2022 Share Posted February 8, 2022 1 minute ago, nudge said: Just one of those days... Hope it turn outs great though I probably would have cried if anything else happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy Posted February 8, 2022 Moderator Share Posted February 8, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber JoshBRFC+ Posted February 10, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted February 10, 2022 Compulsory online training videos and assessments…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted February 10, 2022 Administrator Share Posted February 10, 2022 My eyes went straight to the burger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 I love the stereotypes of North English. Cam on Ingerlund scor sum facking goals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ Posted February 11, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted February 11, 2022 Bloody hell @Aladdin, you love changing your name, Devil Van Devil, Azeem, Khan of TF365 and now a guy with a magic lamp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azeem Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 55 minutes ago, CaaC (John) said: Bloody hell @Aladdin, you love changing your name, Devil Van Devil, Azeem, Khan of TF365 and now a guy with a magic lamp I have many middle names Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ Posted February 11, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted February 11, 2022 9 minutes ago, Aladdin said: I have many middle names I'll always remember you as Azeem, whatever made you choose Devil Van Devil way back in 2018? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azeem Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 8 minutes ago, CaaC (John) said: I'll always remember you as Azeem, whatever made you choose Devil Van Devil way back in 2018? Devon Von Devon. Video game character Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ Posted February 11, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted February 11, 2022 16 minutes ago, Aladdin said: Devon Von Devon. Video game character Shows you how bad my eye sight is even with glasses on, I thought it read Devil Van Devil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 4 hours ago, Aladdin said: I have many middle names Muhammed Faisal Aladdin Ali Yusuf Khan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted February 14, 2022 Share Posted February 14, 2022 (edited) Each year I try to look for a great Valentines card and usually find something that ticks the box. Without a shadow of a doubt, I feel I've nailed it this year. Personally, I don't think I'll ever beat it. 20220214_123943.mp4 20220214_123943.mp4 20220214_123943.mp4 20220214_123943.mp4 20220214_123943.mp4 20220214_123943.mp4 Edited February 14, 2022 by Lucas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 This loft clearance is a right nightmare... box after box after box... I never knew it could hold so much stuff, I have stuff going back to the Middle Ages up there... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 Storm Eunice keeping us in L-L-L-L-ockdown babbbyyyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted February 18, 2022 Administrator Share Posted February 18, 2022 28 minutes ago, Danny said: Storm Eunice keeping us in L-L-L-L-ockdown babbbyyyy are we still blaming Bill Gates for this one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 28 minutes ago, Stan said: are we still blaming Bill Gates for this one? Obviously 5G causing the winds Stanley, wise up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted February 18, 2022 Administrator Share Posted February 18, 2022 38 minutes ago, Danny said: Obviously 5G causing the winds Stanley, wise up Which is organised by him?! Think about it. G is the 5th letter in his name. Therefore, 5G. Wise up Danny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 36 minutes ago, Stan said: Which is organised by him?! Think about it. G is the 5th letter in his name. Therefore, 5G. Wise up Danny! Believe that and you’ll believe anything, it’s clearly 5G which is invented by the same lot that invented “Australia” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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