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[Spike]

2 minutes ago, nudge said:

From Jura 

Where is Jura from?

[nudge]

1 minute ago, Spike said:

Where is Jura from?

Jura Island, one of the Hebrides islands in Scotland. 

[CaaC (John)+]

55 minutes ago, Spike said:

Where is the whisky from?

Jura distillery

[Tommy]

2 hours ago, Spike said:

Where is Jura from?

Jurassic Park, obviously. 

[MUFC]

Any of you been to a gathering where everyone is barefooted or wearing flip flops?

[Tommy]

8 minutes ago, MUFC said:

Any of you been to a gathering where everyone is barefooted or wearing flip flops?

Like....a beach? 

[Spike]

1 hour ago, MUFC said:

Any of you been to a gathering where everyone is barefooted or wearing flip flops?

I’m Australian, what do you think? Also I didn't know poms called them that…

[CaaC (John)+]

2 hours ago, MUFC said:

Any of you been to a gathering where everyone is barefooted or wearing flip flops?

They call them 'Thongs' in Aussie land, but I was in surfers paradise once in the late '60s body surfing and I had to wear the thongs on the beach as the sand was bloody hot and was burning my feet, also you don't walk barefooted out there in summertime as you could burn your feet walking on concrete, I saw my old man fry eggs on the pavement out there one summertime.

[Spike]

On 19/06/2023 at 20:17, CaaC (John) said:

They call them 'Thongs' in Aussie land, but I was in surfers paradise once in the late '60s body surfing and I had to wear the thongs on the beach as the sand was bloody hot and was burning my feet, also you don't walk barefooted out there in summertime as you could burn your feet walking on concrete, I saw my old man fry eggs on the pavement out there one summertime.

Can confirm the bitumen gets enough heat to cook an egg 

[Dr. Gonzo]

On 19/06/2023 at 15:23, MUFC said:

Any of you been to a gathering where everyone is barefooted or wearing flip flops?

I live in Southern California, so yes - constantly.

[MUFC]

1 hour ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

I live in Southern California, so yes - constantly.

You stuffy cunt.

[Ashley888]

Here's a riddle, what grows longer the more you touch it?

[Tommy]

On 27/06/2023 at 17:13, Ashley888 said:

Here's a riddle, what grows longer the more you touch it?

@MUFC

[nudge]

3 minutes ago, Tommy said:

@MUFC

You meant @MUFC's dick

[Tommy]

1 minute ago, nudge said:

You meant @MUFC's dick

Oh no. What have you done?

[nudge]

3 minutes ago, Tommy said:

Oh no. What have you done?

Just summoned him, no need to worry!

[Devil]

19 minutes ago, nudge said:

Just summoned him, no need to worry!

He could be sleeping but upon the posting of that post his head lifted off the pillow.

Probably looking at foot porn on pornhub before coming on here though.

[MUFC]

11 hours ago, Tommy said:

Oh no. What have you done?

[MUFC]

11 hours ago, Devil said:

He could be sleeping but upon the posting of that post his head lifted off the pillow.

Probably looking at foot porn on pornhub before coming on here though.

Am sick of your correct predictions.

[Devil]

7 hours ago, MUFC said:

Am sick of your correct predictions.

I wish I could predict the lottery as well.

[Honey Honey]

It's surprising how fast you reach the twitter limit imposed this evening.

[Spike]

20 minutes ago, Honey Honey said:

It's surprising how fast you reach the twitter limit imposed this evening.

what’s that, mate?

[Honey Honey]

38 minutes ago, Spike said:

what’s that, mate?

You're only allowed to scroll through 600 tweets per day because twitter didn't pay their bills

[Stan]

1 hour ago, Honey Honey said:

It's surprising how fast you reach the twitter limit imposed this evening.

Elon Musk has had a mare. He's on one tonight

 

[Azeem]

Elon really thinks people will pay to use this platform.