To Pube or Not To Pube?

[CaaC (John)+]

I can remember my first pubic hair many moons ago, in the middle of my old fella, I lay in the bath admiring that one hair and curling it with my finger...sigh  

[Bluewolf]

17 minutes ago, nudge said:

Yeah, I just meant a minimal amount of trimming, so not completely unkempt born to be wild style where you do nothing and let it all grow out, but also not a significant hair removal. Something like bikini line hair removal, for example. 

I once had the terrible trauma of seeing my other half's sister in her bikini on the beach once and she clearly didn't do any kind of maintenance at all.. she just turned around and they were there like Elvis Presley sideburns down each leg..  horrible horrible vision

Edited June 29, 2023 by Bluewolf

[nudge+]

Just now, Bluewolf said:

I once had a the terrible trauma of seeing my other half's sister in her bikini on the beach once and she clearly didn't do any kind of maintenance at all.. she just turned around and they were there like Elvis Presley sideburns down each leg..  horrible horrible vision

I can't stop laughing  

[nudge+]

1 minute ago, CaaC (John) said:

I can remember my first pubic hair many moons ago, in the middle of my old fella, I lay in the bath admiring that one hair and curling it with my finger...sigh  

Fucking hell John...  

[CaaC (John)+]

@Batard

[Stan]

5 minutes ago, CaaC (John) said:

I can remember my first pubic hair many moons ago, in the middle of my old fella, I lay in the bath admiring that one hair and curling it with my finger...sigh  

Wow, way to ruin such a clean thread. 

[CaaC (John)+]

Just now, Stan said:

Wow, way to ruin such a clean thread. 

Hang tight @Stan, @MUFC has not replied yet, this thread is his heaven. 

[Mel81x+]

And now we have a David Hasselhoff GIF in this thread. Discord truly has made its way over here.

[Dr. Gonzo]

10 minutes ago, nudge said:

 When is the album dropping? 

Get @Mel81x to write me a few sick beats and we'll see what we can do

[Mel81x+]

23 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Tbf I'm not even sure what minimally trimmed means. Does that mean you just pluck a couple of pubes out? Do you just take 1mm off the bush?

When I read it, I thought of those nice ladies who spend time in Bonsai workshops trimming little parts of the plant for aesthetic value. 

[Bluewolf]

3 minutes ago, Stan said:

Wow, way to ruin such a clean thread. 

I think we need to start vetting Johns contributions before letting them go out.. 

[Dr. Gonzo]

2 minutes ago, CaaC (John) said:

Hang tight @Stan, @MUFC has not replied yet, this thread is his heaven. 

I'm just patiently waiting for his entrance to the thread

[Dr. Gonzo]

11 minutes ago, CaaC (John) said:

I can remember my first pubic hair many moons ago, in the middle of my old fella, I lay in the bath admiring that one hair and curling it with my finger...sigh  

Tbh this is post of the year so far

[Mel81x+]

1 minute ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Get @Mel81x to write me a few sick beats and we'll see what we can do

Luckily for both of us someone has already done their bass pube tribute with a more popular tune.

 

[Bluewolf]

1 minute ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Tbh this is post of the year so far

Let's not hang on to it... It will probably take a few months for that image to leave my mind so don't need it raking up again at Christmas awards time thank you very much... 

[Beelzebub]

What color are your pubic hairs ? Mine are black above and brownish around the balls. 

[Viva la FCB+]

Well seeing as we're sharing intimate personal details (thanks John) nah I probably prefer short and kept for myself but again it isnt my choice so it gets cleanly shaven every few weeks or so. Unlike my beard - she gets no say in that one.. little victories. As far as her's go shes cleanly shaven basically every few days.. doesnt like any hair and that works for me! 

[Carnivore Chris]

Make love heart shapes out of it and shit like that...

[Dr. Gonzo]

1 hour ago, Beelzebub said:

What color are your pubic hairs ? Mine are black above and brownish around the balls. 

Same colour as the rest of my hairs

[Spike]

I'm generally very hairy and wet shaving is very uncomfortable.

[Devil]

To be clear, I asked for my vote to be removed as I misunderstood and made a mistake with my vote.

There will be people assuming my pornhub search history says Hairy, extremely hairy and hairy with plats.

That couldn't be further from the truth, I'm all for my partner being completely shaven. 

 

[Spike]

2 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Same, although I don't think I'll ever go clean shaven again I thought that was horrible. I'm a hairy fucking bastard though, my damn middle eastern genes have me growing back my freshly shaven pubes in just a few hours 

#ShortPubeGang

Don't blame the middle east for that, I've seen people from the north-east. George Harrison and Liam Gallagher only have two eyebrows between them.

[Spike]

5 minutes ago, Devil said:

To be clear, I asked for my vote to be removed as I misunderstood and made a mistake with my vote.

There will be people assuming my pornhub search history says Hairy, extremely hairy and hairy with plats.

That couldn't be further from the truth, I'm all for my partner being completely shaven. 

 

You're very wound up by this. I was initially impressed with your choice I even though to myself 'what a legend'

[Devil]

Just now, Spike said:

You're very wound up by this. I was initially impressed with your choice I even though to myself 'what a legend'

I'm not wound up mate, I'm having a laugh. 

In truth hair isn't my preference but I'd really not be that arsed if it was.

 

[Tommy]

Devil's dream girl.