Administrator Stan Posted November 10, 2017 Administrator Share Posted November 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, SirBalon said: I can proudly proclaim I've NEVER done a pooh in a public toilet... Meaning never anywhere else other than the bathroom where I live. You're too regular. Mix it up a bit. Spice up your life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Stan said: You're too regular. Mix it up a bit. Spice up your life! I've been on a night out on the town with the boys before when all of a sudden I feel the turtle asking to poke out its head and I've called a taxi to take me home! Isn't the first time I've then gone back out again to meet them up. It's impossible for me to do it... The thought of it sends everything into reverse hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverted Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 For some reason I never feel like doing a shit until at least a few hours after I wake up, so I'd actually say I do most of my shits at uni. I mean I know some public toilets are a bit gross but the ones you'll find at an office or uni building are quite acceptable I'd say. In fact, sometimes at uni I try a new toilet just to add a bit of exploration to my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted November 10, 2017 Administrator Share Posted November 10, 2017 7 minutes ago, SirBalon said: I've been on a night out on the town with the boys before when all of a sudden I feel the turtle asking to poke out its head and I've called a taxi to take me home! Isn't the first time I've then gone back out again to meet them up. It's impossible for me to do it... The thought of it sends everything into reverse hahaha. Thankfully never needed a shit on a night out so not had to resort to such measures! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Just now, Stan said: Thankfully never needed a shit on a night out so not had to resort to such measures! Would you do one in a pub or restaurant bathroom of need be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted November 10, 2017 Administrator Share Posted November 10, 2017 13 minutes ago, SirBalon said: Would you do one in a pub or restaurant bathroom of need be? have done in a restaurant before. thankfully it was quite clean. worst experience was at Magaluf airport. I'm sure I don't need to say any more. haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Before I came out here I went to a Chinese in Oxford, help yourself type gaff. There was a family of about 5-6 adults with what must have been half-as many kids. The kids were just playing and being kids, I was a little shit when I was a kid as were my cousins, so you can't blame them for making a mess of things. But when they left there food literally all over the floor, covering it completely. Not one of the adults either got the kids to help clean or attempted cleaning themselves, they just walked out leaving the table looking like someone had just upside downed a bin everywhere assuming the staff would clean it up. Absolute mongrels the lot of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 On 10/11/2017 at 8:37 AM, Stan said: Thankfully never needed a shit on a night out so not had to resort to such measures! If there is a really long wait for the bog I find I can't think about anything but having a shit. I remember once when a bouncer kicked the door open when I was having one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, Gunnersauraus said: I remember once when a bouncer kicked the door open when I was having one. You were obviously doing something else with that "shit" other than just expelling it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, SirBalon said: You were obviously doing something else with that "shit" other than just expelling it!!! Nah random drug searches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Just now, Gunnersauraus said: Nah random drug searches You hide the stuff in your excrement? Hope it's not hash because I dare not think what that's like to search for amongst all that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, SirBalon said: You hide the stuff in your excrement? Hope it's not hash because I dare not think what that's like to search for amongst all that... Ironically two blokes went into the cubical just before the bouncer came in. Either drugs or the needed a moment alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 On 10/11/2017 at 8:54 AM, Stan said: have done in a restaurant before. thankfully it was quite clean. worst experience was at Magaluf airport. I'm sure I don't need to say any more. haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 You'll get an STD on your anus using public toilets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SirBalon Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Cannabis said: Warm toilet seats are awful. Heard that in Japan the toilet seat has a heating element for comfort and then once you’ve finished poohing it washes your bum for you. Must say one thing though... I couldn’t live without a bidet. Can’t believe that culture has never taken off in the UK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted November 12, 2017 Subscriber Share Posted November 12, 2017 28 minutes ago, SirBalon said: Heard that in Japan the toilet seat has a heating element for comfort and then once you’ve finished poohing it washes your bum for you. Must say one thing though... I couldn’t live without a bidet. Can’t believe that culture has never taken off in the UK. Bidet is good and all. But do you have a bum gun though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Only really posh people have a bidet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carefreeluke Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 'That's the continentals...they're dirty' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdepCYiglOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Heard they also like to take you to abandoned shacks, and bum ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted November 12, 2017 Administrator Share Posted November 12, 2017 1 hour ago, SirBalon said: Heard that in Japan the toilet seat has a heating element for comfort and then once you’ve finished poohing it washes your bum for you. Must say one thing though... I couldn’t live without a bidet. Can’t believe that culture has never taken off in the UK. I'm surprised how many people haven't heard of what a bidet is. Had one at my mum and dad's house but never used it 1 hour ago, nudge said: Bidet is good and all. But do you have a bum gun though? Bum gun? That's what @Cannabis calls @Batard on Friday nights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Aren't bidets for washing your feet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted November 12, 2017 Author Administrator Share Posted November 12, 2017 15 minutes ago, Stan said: I'm surprised how many people haven't heard of what a bidet is. Had one at my mum and dad's house but never used it Bum gun? That's what @Cannabis calls @Batard on Friday nights. Martin; have you been sharing our photos on Grinder again?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted November 12, 2017 Administrator Share Posted November 12, 2017 seeing notes like this left by self-righteous cunts on ambulances Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 On 12/11/2017 at 21:35, Cicero said: Heard they also like to take you to abandoned shacks, and bum ya You are obsessed with gay people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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