True Blue Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 Similar to the one that Cicero picked, also try and keep it from your lifetime (since you were a supporter), this one should be interesting. Chris Sutton Gael Kakuta Maniche Steve Sidwell Jiri Jarošik Lassana Diarra Asier Del Horno Ben Haim Winston Bogarde Khalid Boulahrouz Mark Bosnich
Cicero Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 Got an aneurysm just looking at that. I'd put Kezman ahead of Kakuta as Kakuta was only 16/17 when he played for us.
Panna King Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Cicero said: Got an aneurysm just looking at that. I'd put Kezman ahead of Kakuta as Kakuta was only 16/17 when he played for us. Stanic, Torres and some italian winger chelsea had.
Guest Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 Mark Cook Joaquin Aguirre - Braynner Garcia - Fernando Alloco - Alexi Gomez Angel Romero - Giordano Mendoza - Fernando Del Solar German Alemanno - Cris Martinez - Maxi Giusti These players go right up there with the worst of the worst. You're unlikely to see worse players than these 11. All from this century (bar Rubiños) I will run it down briefly. Mark Cook The Newcastle born fella that came to play in Peru. A bit harsh to include him as he played 2 games only, but truth is he was an amateur player playing in a professional league and both games he played were atrocious. The 21st century keepers at La U weren't bad, so I had to include one of the backups. Joaquin Aguirre Also harsh to include him as he played around 20/21 and it was near his debut but there is really no potential with this guy and he was atrocious in every game he played. Even with a debut, there is a certain standard you need to meet. Braynner Garcia One of the worst center backs I've ever seen. Manage to last 2 years at La U before we sent him back to Colombia Fernando Alloco I don't recall him being awful, but there was really no one else to put here and he's just so forgettable. He was in Peru for 3/4 years and people ask you who he is if you ask about him. I think he plays in 3rd or 4th tier Argentina now. Alexi Gomez Alexi Gomez is actually really good and plays in Atlas in Mexico now. He did really well in his second stint at Universitario, but there is a good reason I've included him and that's because as a left back, he was an open door. Its almost as if there was no player on that left and the opposing players just ran past him. He was converted to a winger because his work rate was null. Angel Romero Used to be OK-ish but now does everything wrong you can imagine and I don't see this changing anytime soon. Giordano Mendoza Probably the worst CM I've ever seen Fernando Del Solar Jose "Chemo" Del Solar's brother who was really really bad German Alemanno Used to be great at USMP but when he moved to La U, he became the worst striker on the planet. I'll just leave a blooper video and see what you guys think Cris Martinez Similar to Alemanno, he was awful but he didn't even get in good positions and miss a chance. He simply did nothing. Some Peruvians actually thought he was decent, and I can't for the life of me make out why. Maxi Giusti I feel bad including him because he died at 27 only 3 years ago. Its a shame what happened to him but he wasn't very good either and missed too many chances like Alemanno. Just because of what happened though I'm going to restrain being harsh on him.
Subscriber RandoEFC+ Posted February 15, 2018 Subscriber Posted February 15, 2018 In my lifetime: Richard Wright Matteo Ferrari, Per Kroldrup, Phillippe Senderos, Gary Naysmith(?) Diniyar Bilyaletdinov, ???, ???, Magaye Gueye ???, ??? Will fill in some CMs and strikers later when I think of some.
Burning Gold Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 Doing it based on my time watching us, and I'm only going to name players who played more than a handful of games. It gets silly otherwise. Also giving priority to regulars because their incompetence is far more egregious Mignolet Johnson Kyrgiakos Coates Konchesky Markovic Adam Poulsen Spearing Downing Carroll Probably forgotten some names, but that looks like a pretty shocking team to me. What surprised me doing this is that I can't think of a single atrocious CB we've had playing regularly, and yet we haven't had a solid defense for a decade.
Machado Posted February 16, 2018 Posted February 16, 2018 Coates is one of Sporting Lisbon's best center backs of this century. That's how easy it is over here.
LFCMike Posted February 16, 2018 Posted February 16, 2018 Mignolet Degen Kvarme Ruddock Konchesky Leonhardsen Poulsen Diao Cole Jovanovic Diouf I've probably missed someone really obvious but this will do. Some pretty bad players there!
LFCMike Posted February 16, 2018 Posted February 16, 2018 7 hours ago, Burning Gold said: Doing it based on my time watching us, and I'm only going to name players who played more than a handful of games. It gets silly otherwise. Also giving priority to regulars because their incompetence is far more egregious Mignolet Johnson Kyrgiakos Coates Konchesky Markovic Adam Poulsen Spearing Downing Carroll Probably forgotten some names, but that looks like a pretty shocking team to me. What surprised me doing this is that I can't think of a single atrocious CB we've had playing regularly, and yet we haven't had a solid defense for a decade. Johnson is an incredibly harsh inclusion. He was very good at times. Generally poor towards the end but was a good player on the whole for the first 3 years or so
True Blue Posted February 16, 2018 Author Posted February 16, 2018 15 hours ago, VanPaddy said: Stanic, Torres and some italian winger chelsea had. Stanić, Torres? Don't be silly.
Burning Gold Posted February 16, 2018 Posted February 16, 2018 2 hours ago, LFCMike said: Johnson is an incredibly harsh inclusion. He was very good at times. Generally poor towards the end but was a good player on the whole for the first 3 years or so I thought he was a defensive liability from day one to be honest. He got away with a lot by occasionally contributing to the attack. Admittedly I did forget about Josemi
Administrator Stan Posted February 16, 2018 Administrator Posted February 16, 2018 Jimmy 'Casino' Neilson Robbie Neilson --- Matt Mills --- Darren Kenton --- Ryan McGivern Momo Sylla --- Jason Jarrett --- Junior Lewis --- Josh Low Ade Akinbiyi --- Barry Hayles Subs Conrad Logan Dennis Wise Alan Rogers Alan Maybury Elvis Hammond Keith GIllespie The years from 2003 - 2008 are just an abyss in my mind and the above spring out from that (says it all, really). Apart from Matt Mills and Barry Hayles, they're all from that era I think. Some absolute dross across the board. what a shite decade for the most part.
Happy Blue Posted February 16, 2018 Posted February 16, 2018 Bravo Maicon - Demichelis - Laporte - Garrido Garcia - Fernando Navas - Castilo - Suarez - Lopes Negrado
Administrator Stan Posted February 16, 2018 Administrator Posted February 16, 2018 Laporte's played like 1 or 2 games
Panna King Posted February 16, 2018 Posted February 16, 2018 5 hours ago, True Blue said: Stanić, Torres? Don't be silly. Stanic was awful for chelsea but came with a big reputation.
True Blue Posted February 16, 2018 Author Posted February 16, 2018 7 minutes ago, VanPaddy said: Stanic was awful for chelsea but came with a big reputation. Average i'd say, but worst XI from my time? no way in hell
Vegan Kel Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 Taibi Rafael Fabio Lindeloff Prunier Bebe Pogba Fellaini Depay Sanchez Lukaku
Dave Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 Captained by Adebayor... GK: Kenny Miller - Refused to play when we were in administration and I have absolutely no doubt that he took a bung in the 6-0 defeat to QPR which Clinton Morrison called him out on. To think we replaced a legend in Carlo Nash for him. RB: Darcy Blake - I was quite excited about his arrival and he started off well. Then something clearly happened off the pitch as he just vanished from football shortly after Dougie left and found himself struggling at Newport County in a couple of season time. CB: Adam Barrett - We've traditionally done well out of defenders so I had to go back to the archives to think of one. Adam was signed as one of Dougie's mates from Scunthorpe but he was clearly out of his depth in The Championship. Responsible for so many goals in such a short period of time. Didn't really stand a chance. CB: Paul McShane - Again, very harsh this one but our defence went to absolute shit in the short time he was on loan to us. LB: Zeki Fryers - I have no idea who commissioned spending a couple of millon on him but I sure as hell hope they are no longer connected to the club. He was never ever going to be good enough. RM: Jimmy Kebe - Signed for a couple of million. Had no interest in football any more, and never played again after Tony Pulis saw him warming down in flip flops. CM: Elliot Grandin - A bit of a harsh one this but during the Ian Holloway Banter Window we signed something like 15 players and didn't have enough space in the squad. So Elliot, Dobbie, Marange and a couple of others had to be turfed away without playing a game. CM: Jordan Mutch - Amazingly he's still here. We signed this player that was great for Cardiff and full of potential after he spent six months at QPR. He arrived fat and has never improved. I don't know what Harry did to him but it absolutely destroyed him. LM: Jeff Hughes - A Peter Taylor signing in the mid naughties that Warnock quickly turfed out. I used to always feel sorry for the left back behind him because you just knew they were going to get an absolute pasting because this guy would never run back. ST: Pablo Counago - He didn't run once. So dissapointing given when the ball was actually at his feet you could see why Ipswich fans really liked him. ST: Emanuel Adebayor - The biggest sack of shit to ever play for this club. Spoke about his fans all time and himself in third person. Had such an inflated opinion of himself when he was about as much use as Aaron Wilbraham on about twenty times the wage. Manager: Frank DeBoer -- Just an absolute loser.
Chaaay AFC Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 Almunia Jenkinson - Squillaci - Silvestre - Andre Santos Park - Denilson - Elneny - Traore Chamakh - Sanogo I tried to get players who played a decent amount of games but had to put some in who hadn't mainly Park and Traore but they were shite. Midfield was hard as we haven't had anyone particularly awful but the defence and strikers were easy.
Guest Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 9 hours ago, Salford Kel said: Taibi Rafael Fabio Lindeloff Prunier Bebe Pogba Fellaini Depay Sanchez Lukaku No Anderson
Toinho Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 On 30/09/2018 at 20:45, Salford Kel said: Taibi Rafael Fabio Lindeloff Prunier Bebe Pogba Fellaini Depay Sanchez Lukaku Didn't think Rafael was that bad. Got to be some room for Kleberson, Djemba-Djemba... so many poor signings but every clubs got them! I do not have enough time to do a Perth one. Can think of about 30 already.
Vegan Kel Posted October 3, 2018 Posted October 3, 2018 On 30/09/2018 at 23:30, Gunnersauraus said: No Anderson On 02/10/2018 at 14:10, Toinho said: Didn't think Rafael was that bad. Got to be some room for Kleberson, Djemba-Djemba... so many poor signings but every clubs got them! I do not have enough time to do a Perth one. Can think of about 30 already. Yea of course Djemba X2 and Kleberson would have to be in it. Even Anderson did more than those two. I just think that, value for money wise, you can't really get worse than Pogba and Fellaini. Fellaini hasn't even been too bad. It's just that he cost about 3 x his actual worth
Subscriber Dan+ Posted October 4, 2018 Subscriber Posted October 4, 2018 On 16/02/2018 at 09:52, Stan said: Jimmy 'Casino' Neilson Robbie Neilson --- Matt Mills --- Darren Kenton --- Ryan McGivern Momo Sylla --- Jason Jarrett --- Junior Lewis --- Josh Low Ade Akinbiyi --- Barry Hayles Subs Conrad Logan Dennis Wise Alan Rogers Alan Maybury Elvis Hammond Keith GIllespie The years from 2003 - 2008 are just an abyss in my mind and the above spring out from that (says it all, really). Apart from Matt Mills and Barry Hayles, they're all from that era I think. Some absolute dross across the board. what a shite decade for the most part. I'd have to go with pretty much entirely that side although Hayles at least scored a couple of big goals if I remember rightly. I reckon Bednar was probably worse. Mills was just a total utter flop in every way. Undisciplined, untalented bag of shite, signed as captain for a club record fee. A terrible signing. Ryan McGivern's the worst defender I've ever seen here. I couldn't get over how awful he was.
Dr. Gonzo Posted October 5, 2018 Posted October 5, 2018 On 15/02/2018 at 22:35, LFCMike said: Mignolet Degen Kvarme Ruddock Konchesky Leonhardsen Poulsen Diao Cole Jovanovic Diouf I've probably missed someone really obvious but this will do. Some pretty bad players there! I'd go with this as well. Degan or Josemi at right back and that's the only "questionable" thing I can see with you XI. It's a fucking nightmare of an XI.
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