Group F Matchday 2 - 23 June - South Korea 1-2 Mexico, Germany 2-1 Sweden

[Guest]

@Stan said it first.

I said it second. I was just telling my mother that it was a typical time for a German team to score.

[The Artful Dodger]

Deserved.

[Azeem]

This is absolutely terrible by Sweden. You are up a man. Stop defending. Oh my goodness.

[6666]

Deserved winner but unfortunate for the storyline. Boo.

[DeadLinesman]

Sweden are super shit 

[SirBalon]

I want to feel sorry for Sweden but that's impossible. After Germany went down to 10 men, you've got to at least make your situation more comfortable and not be under so much pressure. A team backing off even with a one man advantage deserves to lose. 

[Azeem]

VAR + ref + dumbass Durmaz and Germany win it.

[Stan]

28 minutes ago, Stan said:

Germany gonna nick it in the last min

ONE OF MY POSTS AGED WELL.

[Rick]

Yeah fuck off both sides. Germany cause they have a load of cunts in the team and Sweden for defending so deep even after Germany started playing 2-2-5

That winner though, fucking great goal tbf  

[6666]

Mexico need to spread themselves wide open for Sweden.

[Inverted]

Henrik and Mikael deserve better.

[Panna King]

Durmaz was dog shit! 

[DeadLinesman]

Defending like a bunch of Sunday league cunts when they’re a man up. In a weird way, I’m glad Germany nicked it.

[Spike]

Sweden should feel hard done by. Well this sets the group up for a more interesting finish. I'd cry of laughter if Mexico ended up eliminated.

[Stan]

Just now, Cannabis said:

Notice how Sweden never went to the corner once? It's not pretty but go to the corner, fake an injury, take time over stoppages. 

Poor from Sweden, although I am gutted for them.

Durmaz had a shocker since coming on, ultimately giving the free kick away.

And then you had Guidetti (?) taking a useless shot from the corner of the box instead of going in to the corner. MELTS.

[Dalmore]

stupid Sweden. they shouldn't lose this match. Now Germans go through and Swedes go home.

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[Rick]

It was pathetic from my adoptive land, absolute shithouse tactics. Germany deserved everything from that game. Mexico will beat Sweden and Germany will beat the Koreans. 

[Dalmore]

yeah we know Germans go through now. fuck off.

[Rick]

I suppose I best close the search window I had open looking up the German for "home time". 

[Stan]

2 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan M.D. said:

It was pathetic from my adoptive land, absolute shithouse tactics. Germany deserved everything from that game. Mexico will beat Sweden and Germany will beat the Koreans. 

they were shite from the start. don't think they deserved it that much.

[Dalmore]

those last minute goals are gonna cause me a heart attack someday.  WHERE ARE MY PILLS???

[Rick]

Just now, Stan said:

they were shite from the start. don't think they deserved it that much.

Well i only switched on second half, but Germany were the only aggresor of the two. 

Oh btw, how overrated are both Werner & Muller. Absolute bottlers the two of them, Werner just comes across as the younger version of Muller in fact. And how Low decided it was a good idea to leave Sane at home I will never know. 

[Dan+]

Could not be more textbook Germany if you'd tried to write it.

[6666]

This has been a great tournament so far.